This album was created entirely
by Jaime and Mike
My man JoJo got a caught on fed photo
So he gotta get out of Atlanta hit SoHo
Baby mama say he been selfish he like so ho
Then he picked up the cell
phone called his old ho
She took him to the airport
hit him with some bread
Parked in the deck then hit him with some head
Hit the counter with the fake ID and the ticket
The old man little suspicious
but he hit him with a fifty
Hit him with a hundred hit him with the Shhh
The old man stamped the ticket
and he went like Shhh
Then he hit him with the smile
and he hit him with the wink
And JoJo hit the bathroom JoJo hit the sink
Cold water had to splash on the face
His iPod pumping Snoop Murder was the Case
Oh shit looked to his left Ghostface
Peace God Peace God where's Shallah Rae
Think he had show down in MIA today
Ghost told him nice Wallies
then went out on his way
Now it's back to reality reality say
Still gotta make it to that side of the gate
He moves out the bathroom quickly with haste
And it's a long line it's a while before the gates
And it's an old lady giving Jo the evil eye
Mad cause she see him cutting spaces in line
JoJo's Chillin'
Back in line JoJo spot Ivy
Girl from the hood that he knew from NYC
TSA agent so she cleared him on the ID
Before he go through X ray
he taking off his shades
Taking off his jacket arm out the sleeve
Reached in his pocket oh shit got weed
He done made it this far whats Jo to do
So he stuffed it in his pocket
And he walked right through
He walked right through
He walked right through
Then the TSA agent say She pointing at you
The old lady that had seen Jo cut line
Went to a officer and tried to drop dime
But Ivy wasn't having that stepped to the copper
Told him that the old lady's ID wasn't proper
Now the old lady getting treated like a terrorist
Cop got his hand where her grey pubic hair it is
After this though
she gonna have to see a therapist
JoJo found the situation hilarious
Threw the old lady's deuces heading to the train
Concourse A headed to his plane
Arrived on time they called the first class
Upgraded ticket took a little more cash
Jo's relieved hes almost free
Can't wait to land in the NYC
JoJo's Chillin'
Seat belts on seat back up
Triple shot of Seagram's in JoJo's cup
A little too much he felt the stewardess up
She said Stop sir he looks like What
Gave a big tip then he headed to the bathroom
When he got there told her Hey it has room
Turned the bathroom into a smashroom
She was hitting lines he was hitting from behind
Look up in the mirror saw Ghost another time
Peace god pardon god I ain't see ya Wis'
Lean toward the mirror cause I gotta talk biz
Ghostface told him only 20 to LaGuardia
When you get there a car take you to Astoria
You don't want the alphabet boys on call
So tell the stewardess to make a wheelchair call
Wheelchair came deboard plane
Jojo couple old folks and they canes
Exiting the door he seen a dog walking slow
Couldn't dump the weed nowhere to go
Turns out the dog sniffed out that blow
Good thing the stewardess a cokehead ho
Cause they bumrushed the bitch
And threw her ass to the flo'
Jo told the wheelchair boy Let's go
And Jo got away that's how the story go
JoJo's Chillin'?