I don’t know where to begin
This Nylon scratches my skin
I don’t know where to begin
This Nylon scratches my skin
I don’t know where to begin
This Nylon scratches, scratches, scratches, scratches
I don’t know where to begin
This Nylon scratches my skin
Irritates my skin
Aggravates my skin
Irritates my skin
Aggravates my skin
My hero I don’t know him
My hero itchy gown itchy gown
My hero needle and sows him
My hero
I don’t know where to begin
This Nylon scratches my skin
I don’t know where to begin
This Nylon scratches my skin
I don’t know where to begin
This Nylon scratches, scratches, scratches, scratches
I don’t know where to begin
This Nylon scratches my skin
Irritates my skin
Aggravates my skin
Irritates my skin
Aggravates my skin
My tailor I don’t know him
My tailor itchy gown itchy gown
My tailor I don’t know him
My tailor
I don’t know where to begin
This Nylon scratches my skin
I don’t know where to begin
This Nylon scratches my skin
I don’t know where to begin
This Nylon scratches, scratches, scratches, scratches
I don’t know where to begin
This Nylon scratches my skin
Irritates my skin
Aggravates my skin
Irritates my skin
Aggravates my skin
(repeat chorus)