The Lonely Island
앨범 : Incredibad
작사 : Andy Samberg
작곡 : Akiva Schaffer

The following song is brought to you by Chex Mix.
Some dude once said, that love is a many funny things
I know there's a perfect girl out there for me
Cuz I see her, in my dreams
Dreamgirl
You're a fantasy
You're the only one out there for me
My love
Dreamgirl you amaze me, all dressed in paisley
Love how not one but both eyes are lazy
When I first saw you, you were drivin the bus
Thick skin, strong nose, like a rhinoceros
Dreamgirl so beautiful, lips all crumby
Skin like asphalt, nose so runny
Thick thighs, no waist, not a care in the world
You not crazy girl, you just my baby girl
Yo you're a vision in sweats, with a neon pouch
Half-eaten squirrel hangin outta your mouth
Rainbow poncho, the female Tonto
Hear a loud noise, start b-buckin like a bronco
Dreamgirl
You're a fantasy
You're the only one out there for me
My love
You got your cell phone ring set to Sex and the City
You like a hot bowl of grits only way more gritty
Straight drippin in turquoise, my Santa Fe queen
One short leg, you got the Santa Fe lean
It's music to my ears when you scream in your sleep
And when you lift your skirt in public, yo I can't help but peek
You like Cleopatra, with the eyes of a pig
Love to watch you in the backyard when you go out to dig
Girl, how'd you get those mousetraps glued to your neck?
Little rascal, how'd you get screwed to the deck?
You put away slurpees like a trash can
Your smile's all stainy and you're not too brainy and
I like that!
Talkin to your shoe like it's your friend
I like that!
Yellin at the walls and make pretend
I like that!
Tellin you to stop and then you don't
You say you're gonna stab me in my sleep
But you won't!
Last week thought I saw you on the street, turns out it was a bag of trash
Just a big ol' bag of trash
I thought you look like a bag of trash
Dreamgirl I pitch a tent when you stomp in the room
Like a hellbound turkey mixed with a baboon (yeah)
You're sexy and you're spicy like a bowl of Chex Mix
And I always feel safe when I'm in your flesh mitts
Your teeth so clean coulda swore you were British
Never take the Chex Mix cuz you always get skittish
Open clamps with both feet cuz you're ambidextrous
No point cuz we know you eat nothin but Chex Mix
Chex Mix, number one food snack in the land
It's the cereal taste that you eat with your hand
Chex Mix at your local grocer, buy a box
Your family will all say: Chex Mix rocks!
Chex Mix
You're the snack for me
You're the only one I'll ever eat... or buy
Chex Mix
You're delicious
You got sixty percent less fat than potato chips
TM

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