Im the kinda guy
a girl takes home to mom
with pleated Khaki pants
cologne thats the bomb
sure smell purdy, purdy
Shake her dads hand
and look him in the eye
And tell him straight up
Im just a regular guy
Ill have her home by 9 sir
And Im a regular guy
who stays out of trouble
A regular guy
says Maam on the double
Im a regular guy
just like Dawsons Creek
A regular guy
just dont call me a geek, a geek
Yah ha
& sometimes
I remember
what got me here
It was fightin & cussin
back off Im in a boy band
And showing no fear
ok alright time now
ok
hehe hehe hehe BURP hehe....
I watch Jay Leno
hes funny
7th heaven, too
And I ask myself sometimes
what would Jesus do?
grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change
Im buds with my Mom
nd I hang out wiht my Dad
Hes my buddy hahahehah
I play every thing safe
so Ill never be sad
boo hoo
And Im a regular guy
who stays out of trouble
A regular guy
says Maam on the double
Im a regular guy
just like Dawsons Creek
A regular guy
just dont call me a geek, a geek
dont push me!
Dammit
Sometimes I wanna
smash things
Get jacked up
And whacked up
And havta pee in a cup
Whos your problem
haheha ehh hahah
And Im a regular guy
who stays out of trouble
A regular guy
says Maam on the double
Im a regular guy
just like Dawsons Creek
A regular guy
just dont call me a geek, a geek