Still life, skin tight, make-up in the hall
A photograph of Garbo passing time on the wall
Every little thing but the truth
Now you're big news, all used, cameras at the door
The film of your life takes a ride to New York
Every single frame has to end
As your sex lends appeal to a friend
Singing Happy Birthday
Have a nice day
Happy Birthday
Have a nice day
Ripped-off pin-up, cry out to belong
They can't love a woman now they've paid for a doll
Never trust a vulture to move
Now he's looking for a shot in the nude
Say Happy Birthday Mr President
Have a nice day Mr President
Happy Birthday Mr President
Have a nice day Mr President
Your hair-man hovers round, make-up on the boards
It was just a note - a private joke - "While I'm still warm..."
The vultures queue up at the morgue
Just a dollar for a shot at the corpse
Sing Happy Birthday
Have a nice day
Happy Birthday Mr President
Have a nice day Mr President
37 - 22 - 35
Happy Birthday Mr President
Have a nice day Mr President
37 - 22 - 35
Happy Birthday Mr President
Have a nice day Mr President
37 - 22 - 35 - R.I.P.