(uhh, yo, yo, yo, yo)
[Chorus]
I've been so many places
I've seen so many faces
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple Hills
I climbed the highest mountain
Once or twice but who's countin'
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple Hills
[Eminem]
Cool, calm, just like my mom
With a couple of lawsuits inside her palm
It's Mr. Mischief with a trick up his sleeve
roll up on you like Christopher Reeves
I can't describe the vibe I get
When I drive by 6 people
And 5 I hit
(whoops)Ah shit
I started a mosh pit
Squashed a chick
And lost the foster kids
This room makes me hallucinate
Then I sweat till I start losing weight
Till I see dumb stuff start happenin'
Dumber than Vanilla Ice tryin' to rap again
So bounce, bounce, c'mon bounce(shooting)
I said c'mon bounce
Everybody in the house doin' mass amounts
till the women in the thongs with the asses out
We don't bullshit, better ask around
D12 throws the bomb and stash in town
Bizarre, your mom is crashing now
Help me get her on the couch 'fore she passes out
[Kon Artist & Kuniva]
Bump that, someone help Denaun
He's upstairs wrestling with Elton John
Hey Von, you see me stepping on these leprechauns?
It gotta be Tums the Ex-lax is gone
yea i took em all down with some parmesian
And I think my arm is gone
Yo, it's probably numb
Young, dumb nd full of ***
And I think he's 'bout to swallow his tongue
scary ass it was a false alarm
Think they're about to die when I just got on
Stop acting stupid
You so high
That you might wake up with sum guy on sum new ****
(ewwwww)I think I did too much
(aha)I think I got the runs
(aha)Rolaids, Pepto, and Tums
Watch out HERE IT COMES!
[Chorus]
[Hook]
Dirty Dozen
80 of us
Shady brothers
Ladies love us
That's why our baby mothers
Love us but they hate each other
They probably wanna take each other out
And date each other
Some-, something, something, something
Something, i dunno
[Proof]
hop hills
hills I hop
hop two hills
on stilts i walk
snorted two lines that were filled with chalk
Thought it was incredible, I killed the hulk
I wanna roll away
Like a rollerblade
Until my eyes roll back in my skull for days
And when I'm old and gray
I'm a go for broke
no oki dok
Pack up my nose with coke
*cough cough cough*
am i supposed to choke
Had an accident when the Trojan broke
Ahh, poor baby
Born by ***** lady
Now im payin child support
(it's your baby!)
[Swifty]
I take four shots at one time
I don't need chase when I'm swallowing mine
(You got any room)
in Bizarre hatchback
We can't go far
Cuz the car has flats
Why the heck you people think I rap?
Because my mother taught me
How to breach contracts
If you got cash
then hide it soon
(Swift, chill)
I just wanna get by like you
i don't give a damn if you find me rude
man, crude to hell with you too
I only need 3 blunts then i'm cool
I just copped some and I'm going back soon
[Chorus]
[Bizarre]
I'm at rave
Looking at a babe
Like she want it
Gin and tonic demonic
Body smell like vomit
Looney, crazy, chumpy, sexy, dopey headed guy,
Whipped cream, dirty mattresses
Wanna try
Blue hills, golden seals
Got Bizarre actin' ill
Drugs kill (yeah right)
Chick I'm for real
Shut your mouth you dirty girl
You know you want me in your world
Ladies, please don't fight
Bizarre's here all night!!!
[Chorus]
[Hook]
(harmonica plays till end)