Yo, wud up y'all? The name's Co-Z - And I'm a tell you a little story 'bout what happened to me - I was sitting in my room, jai ponser que le belle femme - My clock said 9:27 p.m. - It was a school night, but I didn't give a shit - I'm feeling bored as hell, and yo I'm sick of it - Who to call? - Maybe Kami Lewis - Dan, or Gumball, or Matt, or Ho Is Ruiz? - My boy Fair-O's got my back - (I got your back) - Then I said to my self, "Self, you need a little Prozach
Well, this is Prozach speaking, but ummm... I aint so little - Tonight I'd like a turkey sandwhich with a girlie in the middle - (Mmmmmmm... I'll have what he's having) - So I went and picked Co-Z up so we could get started on the grabbin' - The honies are good to go down in Coral Reef - So we jumped in the car and rolled down on 152nd street - Feelin' kinda hungry, 'cause I'm a growin' tot - I made a quick ass left into the 7-11 parking lot
Steppin' into the store I think a Slurpee is in order - I'm checking my pockets for the flow, I've only got a quarter - Prozach's got the cach and the nads - Went over to the machine to see what flavors they had - The coke wasn't ready and neither was the grape - I wanted to bust a cap, but I remembered the security tape
Since the Slurpee machine was broken like Co-Z said - I went to the candy aisle, grabbed a pack of Big Red - Instead of using my flow on some more shit that would rot my teeth - I gave Coze $1.29 for some Swisher Sweets
When the Slurpees aren't ready, you know that I be hatin' it - But thanks for the Swishers my man, I sure appreciate it - Let's bust on outta here, gotta say the time is near for the Board to disappear - Grab a beer - Oh shit, my bad - I forgot you don't drink - And I forgot the Old Spice and man do I stink
Ummm... I was just chillin', illin' - Poppin' Tylenol 'cause my tooth needs a filling - When I decided to go on a beef jerky run - So the Fair-O stepped into the "seven-one-one" - I had my money for my jerky, when who do I see? - My two niggers: Prozach and Co-Z - I said, "Yo, what's up?" - "Suck a dick." "Fuck you." - I grabbed some jerky and a Mountain Dew - Then Habbib behind the counter says, "You pay for that?" - "Well, I'm planning to, but no, not yet." - "I go calling police. You no move there." - This wouldn't have happened if I had short hair
Yeah, since I cut my locks I gots the girls on my jock - Me and Fair-O never stop gettin' the phat props - I'll speak of the women later, lets talk Habbib instead - I went up to the counter, put my nine to his head - "Open up the register, break yourself fool," said my man Co-Z real proper like - "Hey Habbib, let me tell you 'bout my date last night - I was out with your mom, and I dropped her - Like the soap in the shower, but I didn't pick her up." - Stashed the cash in my pocket and the change in a Slurpee cup - Prozach capped the towel-head, Co-Z looked at me - As we ran for the door, I grabbed some more beef jerky - So if the cops come axin' about this incident - Just say like O.J., we're innocent