I woke up this morning
In a pool of sweat
There's a woman beside me
Whose name I forget
She's wearing a smile
but I don't know why
I guess these kinds of things just happen to Big Bad Tough Guys
Oh beautiful women
throw themselves at me
I catch all I can
But a man's gotta breath
I can't get away
They follow me home
I never get a chance to just be all alone
Chorus:
Cause I'm a Tough Guy
Yeah a Big Bad Tough Guy
And Tough Guy's don't loose
I guess you could probably say that I've got something thats best described as Big Bad Tough Guy blues
I pity the fool
Who messes with me
I'm strong as an ox
And as tall as a tree
Most people run scared
Won't even come near
They should know that if they're cool they've got nothing to fear
Chorus
No life at the top
Ain't quite what it seems
Though there is obvious joy
In my skin tight blue jeans
But there's social events
Jealous guys want to fight
I beat up six or seven of them every night
Chorus
(Intense playing of the blues)