bowling is my life and it has always been my dream to be a member of the local bowling team, but i'm not very good. the guys won't accept me, i guess i try the girls team and lose a part of my anatomy then balls will roll. i think i want to be... balls will roll, i think it's time, it's timefor me to be a girl. it's a very big decision, it's going to change my life. i'll have to make all new friends, i 'm gonna lose my wife. but that's okay with me. there's something in my soul. it doesn't matter who's the better man, it the man who gets to bowl. i 've made my decision , i'm gonna make the change. there will be rolling balls, i'm gonna play my game. it's gonna be so great. it's gonna be the best, besides, i've always told myself i look good in a dress. i'm gonna cut'em off, i'm gonna cut'em off, i'm gonna cut'em off. i'll never have to cough. now i've made my change and i've fulfilled my dream. i'm now a member of the women's bowling team. i hope i throw a strike, 'cause i'll never score again. my first game is tomorrow, i will go to play and then...