The Amazing Willy Wanker

Adam Sandler
앨범 : Shhh...Don't Tell

When I was just a little wee lad
I hopped on the lap of my dear old dad
Something jumped and poked me good
'That' he said 'just me morning wood'
A little tin soldier's marchin by
Sergeant major unzips his fly
Pulls his weapon from his camouflage pants
Slaps away til it starts to dance
A shootin star's above my bed
Changin colors of my mushroom head
A rainbow jizz flys across the room
Little white spermies meet their doom
(Ah!) The amazing Willy Wanker!
(Aaaah!) The amazing Willy Wanker!
And my scrotum sack he says
Lalalalalala, tickle me!
Little green men from outer space
Here to exterminate the human race
Drop their ray guns and retreat to their ships
When marshmallow sauce squirts from me tip
Like a knight of olden Camelot
The goo takes off like an arrow shot
Gwynevere drops to her knees and begs
For the spittin dragon between me legs
I'm using my thing for what it's for
Gentle knock upon me door
Mumsy drops her cup of tea
When she sees my wank standing tall and free
(Ah!) The one and only Willy Wanker!
(Aaaaah!) Here comes Willy Wanker!
And my marble sack he says
Lalalalalala, tickle me!
Rasberry scones and marmalade!
Squeezing my squid in the evening shine!
Visions of mermaids in the sky!
Shooting my load in me own left eye!
Gramps was a hero in the first World War
But he ain't got no dick no more
Comes home smokin from the corner pub
Makes poor old Gramsy kiss his nub
The world spins around like a big bass drum
Nanny pops a pinkie in the generals bum
The Irish dance and the Scotsmem howl
Time to clean up with the washroom towel
(Ah, yeah!) It's only Willy Wanker, yeah!
(Ah!) The lonely Willy Wanker!
And my wrinkled sack he says
Lalalalalala, tickle me!

그외 검색된 가사들

가수 노래제목  
어메이징 그레이스(Amazing Grace) 나 같은 죄인 살리신 (Inst.) (Amazing Grace)  
레이니클래식(RainyClassic) Amazing Grace (어메이징그레이스 (Amazing grace) (빗소리))  
Sinfonia Lovers Amazing Grace - Amazing Grace 2010  
Willy Moon What I Want  
Willy Mason All You Can Do  
Sweet Little Willy  
Willy Moon Get Up (What You Need)  
Willy DeVille Right There, Right Then  
Poison Little Willy  
Willy Mason Riptide  
Willy Mason If It's The End  
Willy Mason Oxygen  
Willy Mason Carry On  
The Dickies Free Willy  
Willy Moon Shakin'  
Willy DeVille Chieva  
Willy Mason So Long  
The Hollies Hey Willy  
Willy Moon My Girl  

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Adam Sandler Somebody kill me  
Adam Sandler steve polychronopolous  
Adam Sandler The Goat  
Adam Sandler Grow Old With You (한글번역판)  
Adam Sandler voodoo  
Adam Sandler moyda  
Adam Sandler the goat song  
Adam Sandler the thanksgiving song  
Adam Sandler lunchlady land  




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