Ludacris
It was Friday night
And I was feelin’ night yap!
Downtown Atlanta, big city, bright lights,
Mixin’ Henny wit tha Sprite,
While I’m drinkin’ and drivin’,
No police lights,
No police sirens,
I’m headed to da club, lookin’ for a freak,
To spread a lil’ love & to spread a couple cheeks,
Pull up to da spot 26’s like bam!
Eyes on me like b!tch do you seem
Stroke to da front do’ headed to da VIP,
Bought a couple bottles and I took a couple sips,
Strokin out da room and what do I see?,
A nice round butt and a pair of double D,
So, I cribed up like shawty what’s happenin’?
You killin’ that dress and I love it wit a passion,
Then she turned around and her face was (r)ight,
She had a gap tooth and a mean overbite,
But I was like hmmmm
T-Pain
If I take one more drink,
I’m gon’ end up f@#kin’ you
Is that what you wanna do shawty?
If I take one more drink,
I’m gon’ end up f@#kin’ you
You too
Ludacris
Woke up the next mornin’ and all I can remember,
Was takin’ shots and tippin’ a bartender,
Surrender to da woman,
That were bringin’ me home,
Cause’ she started lookin’ better,
Every shot of patron yap!
I jumped up wit a devilish grin,
Cause’ tonight damn right, I might do it again
So I called up da homies (Whaddup??)
Let’s ride, we can hit the sports bar,
Over on the South side,
Get a couple of Coronas, couple of Limes,
Went up to da bar, saw a couple of dimes,
So I, slowly walked up an said Hi,
My name is Ludacris and I’mma hell of a guy,
One said I know who you are,
I’m your number 1 fan,
And right now was too bad,
I got a man,
And I said I understand,
But where the hell is he acts
Cause’ in a minute, if he don’t show up it man
T-Pain
If I take one more drink,
I’m gon’ end up f@#kin’ you
Is that what you wanna do shawty?
If I take one more drink,
I’m gon’ end up f@#kin’ you
You too
Ludacris
Ay Pain holla at em right quick man!
T-Pain
You gon get in trouble with your man girl, (don’t get in trouble girl)
Talkin bout how you’re my biggest fan girl, (I know i know it)
Now I don’t wanna do, (please)
What if you gon make me do? (don’t make me do it, don’t make me do it!!)
If I had one more drink
Ludacris
One more drink I’mma get cha,
Home, then I’ll split cha,
Grab the camera phone,
And take a bunch drunk pictures,
Cause’ Hennessy mixed wit a whole bunch of buddha,
Equals you, mixed with a whole bunch of Luda,
And you know how far one drink could go,
Start slurrin’ my speech, slowin’ up da flow
Hikin’ up these skirts,
Climbin’ up your shirt,
It’s Mr. Latenight Luda and I like to flirt,
So guess what baby girl
T-Pain
If I take one more drink,
I’m gon’ end up f@#kin’ you (just one book))
Is that what you wanna do shawty? (that’s all it gon take)
If I take one more drink, (hey)
I’m gon’ end up f@#kin’ you (who else T-Pain)
You too
Ludacris
You hear what i’m sayin’??
People to picky these days…damn it
Too tall, too short, too fat, too skinny,
Have a couple of drinks and quit discriminating,
This is been a Luda Service Announcement
Deuces…
Hahaha