I've seen the plague of locusts, the plague of lice
An ocean split right down the middle
Ain't that nice?
Oh, but nothing on this earth can make me smile anymore
Nothing on this earth can make me smile
Well it's the sweetest thing that I've ever seen
A photo-cake for goodness sake!
Devotion iced in green
Oh, but nothing on this earth an make me smile
I told you nothing on this earth can make me smile
(Ooh)
I like my toast with jam, love
My coffee mild
My troubles stacked likе dishes in a crooked pile
And nothing on this еarth can make me smile, no, no
Nothing on this earth can make me smile
I told you nothing on this earth can make me smile