Mr Chips
Was a dirty old man
He washed his hands
In money
He had gold capped teeth
He had a shiny head
And his nose was always runny
Late one night
He had a dream
He fell into a washing machine
In the end
He went through the ringer
And now Mr Chips
Is a whole lot cleaner
Goodbye, Mr Chips
I hope you're feeling
Goodbye, Mr Chips
I hope you're feeling much better
Goodbye, Mr Chips
I hope you're feeling
Goodbye, Mr Chips
I hope you're feeling much better
Mr Chips
He's a dirty old man
He washed his hands
In money