Well you should see
Polythene Pam
She's so good-looking
but she looks like a man
Well you should see her
in drag dressed
in her polythene bag
Yes you should see
Polythene Pam
See Polythene Pam
Get a dose of her
in jackboots and kilt
She's killer-diller
when she's dressed to the hilt
Well it's a litttle absurd
but she's a nice class of bird
Yes you could say
she was attractively built
Say she was attractively built
See Polythene Pam
So good-looking
but she looks like a man
Well you should see her
in drag dressed
in her polythene bag
Yes you should see
Polythene Pam
See Polythene Pam
Get a dose of her
in jackboots and kilt
She's killer-diller
when she's dressed to the hilt
She's the kind of a girl
that makes the News of the World
Yes you could say
she was attractively built
Get a dose of her
in jackboots and kilt
She's killer-diller
when she's dressed to the hilt
She's the kind of a girl
that makes the News of the World
Well it's a litttle obsurd
but she's a nice class of bird