I am he as you are
he as you are me
And we are all together
See how they run like pigs
from a gun see how they fly
I'm crying
Sitting on a cornflake
waiting for the van to come
Corporation tee shirt
stupid bloody Tuesday
Man you been a naughty boy
You let your face grow long
I am the eggman
they are the eggmen
I am the walrus
goo goo g' joob
Mister City Policeman sitting
pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like
Lucy in the sky
see how they run
I'm crying I'm crying
I'm crying I'm crying
Yellow matter custard
dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife
pornographic priestess
Boy you been a naughty girl
you let your knickers down
I am the eggman
they are the eggmen
I am the walrus
goo goo g' joob
Sitting in an English garden
waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come
You get a tan from standing
in the English rain
I am the eggman
they are the eggmen
I am the walrus
goo goo g' joob
goo
goo goo g' joob
Expert texpert choking smokers
Don't you think the joker
laughs at you
See how they smile
like pigs in a sty
see how they snied
I'm crying
Semolina pilchard
climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary penguin
singing Hare Krishna
Man you should have seen them
kicking Edgar Allan Poe
I am the eggman
they are the eggmen
I am the walrus
goo goo g' joob goo goo g' joob
Goo goo g' joob goo goo g' joob
Goo gooooooooooo jooba jooba
jooba jooba jooba jooba
Jooba jooba
Jooba jooba
Jooba jooba