If I was in the fridge, would you open the door
If I was the grass, would you mow your lawn
If I was your body, would you still wear clothes
If I was a booger, would you blow your nose
Would you keep it Would you eat it
I'm just tryin to give myself a reason, for being around
If I was the front porch swing would you let me hang
If I was the dance floor would you shake your thing
If I was a rubber check would you let me bounce
Up and down inside your bank account
Would ya trust me, not to break you
I'm just tryin really hard to make you
notice me being around
If I was a haircut would you wear a hat
If I was a maid, could I clean your flat
If I was the carpet would ya wipe your feet
In time to save me from mud off the street
If you like me, if you love me
why don't you get down on your knees
and scrub me
I'm a little grubby
From being around