Ag pleeze Daddy won't you take us to the rugby,
All the world is coming to South Africa.
Francois and his Springbok men will send them all back home again,
And wonder how the hell they ever got this far.
Kom nou die ANC, die Nattes en die AWB,
Los julle stront en dan sing almal saam.
Forget the RDP and HOP, kry vir omie nog 'n dop,
Check hoe drill ou Uli daardie Hoenderhaan.
Ag pleeze Daddy won't you take us down to Newlands,
We wanna see the All Blacks on their knees.
Sean Fitzpatrick? Byt sy oor! Haka Haka moffie koor.
Ons is gonna donner those blerrie Kiwis.
Popcorn, chewing gum, boerewors en biltong,
Ice-cream, fireballs and Jumping Jacks.
Pleeze Daddy won't you buy, slap chips and chicken pie?
Coca-Cola, hullahoops en nog Niknaks.
Ag pleeze Daddy won't you take us off to Kingspark?
The Frenchmen wear a cockerel with a bright red beak.
The English have a Rose we see, the Aussies got the Wallaby,
The Scots have a thistle and Wales, they can lick...
Kom nou die ANC, die Nattes en die AWB,
Los julle stront en dan sing almal saam.
Forget the RDP and HOP, kry vir omie nog 'n dop,
Check hoe drill ou Uli daardie Hoenderhaan.
Ag pleeze Daddy won't you take us up to Loftus,
Kom ons vat 'n lekker stukkie vleisie saam.
Ou bleekgesig can come and try a real Suid-Afrikaner braai,
Vanaand gaan die velle van sy bleskop waai.
Popcorn, chewing gum, boerewors en biltong,
Ice-cream, fireballs and Jumping Jacks.
Pleeze Daddy won't you buy, slap chips and chicken pie?
Coca-Cola, hullahoops en nog Niknaks.
Ag ppplllllleeeeezzzee Daddy? Ag Vvvvvvvvvvvvrysttaaaat!