i once snorted cocaine off of gwen stefani's ass. i used to ride around in limosines and flash my backstage pass. i hung out at the viper room with manson and dave ghrol. took x with billy corgan. partied down with courtney's hole. did yoga with madonna. smoked blunts with odb. rescued some tibetans with the boys beastie. is this thing on? hey hey check check. i once opened up for beck. and everyone form sea to shining sea. knew my face when i got on mtv. i used to pose for the papparazzo with alanis on my arm. i seduced the gorgeous model chick with my fame and not my charm. i headlined last years lilith fair just me and my brasiere. sang songs for sweaty college girls. spin's artist of the year. i even worte a song with that guy from the fugees. got doper rhymes then master p. i went crusing with dr. dre. he tried to kiss me. thought i was gay. and everyone from detroit to yellowstone knew my face from the cover of rolling stone. i never thought it would end like this. people act like i don't exist. i went from a - list to backlist just another casualty. another answer on jeopardy.