Frank Zappa, The Mothers
앨범 : Fillmore East - June 1971

I mean really
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You are you gotta tell me something
I mean seriously I'm tellin' you this is the first time
that any of my girlfriends and
I have ever met anybody reallyfrom Hollywood
I mean really my girlfriend Jim and Ian and Aynsley
and Bob and Frank I mean none of us we've never
Pleased to meet you
Hi Howie
We've never met a pop star from Hollywood tell me
something have you ever met Davy Jones or
No
or Bobby Sherman
No I
I mean David Cassidy he's so
No Jimmy Greenspoon and once I
Three Dog Night
Yeah
Oh I love them They're my favorite band oh gawd
oh do you like my new car
My dad just gave it to me for graduation
Oh yeah It's a it's a Fillmore isn't it Real futuristic
ah I dig the fins listen do you know how to get to the
ah Holiday Inn from here
No ah which one is it
Burp excuse me It's it's it's the one by the airport
you know 'cause we gotta we gotta get up early
an' fly outta here in the morning you know
Oh Oh I didn't know that
Oh yeah
Where where d'you guys play tomorrow night
I mean I'd like to come maybe in your bus or somethin'
Yeah
In the BUS
Come in the bus huh Tomorrow
we're in ah let's see Tierra del Fuego
Oh You're so professional Howie
Oh it's not
Howie I mean
It's nothing
I mean the way you're gettin' to p to play
n all these exotic places I mean
Yeah
Tell me something tell me and all my girl TELL
me do you really have a hit record on the charts
now with a BULLET I mean that's really important to me
Listen honey would I lie to you just to get in your pants
He Hey Listen
Hey hey
Hey listen to me tell him WE ARE NOT GROUPIES
No I never I never said that
We're not groupies You better understand
I told Robert Plant it I told Elton John
I told all those big guys
Robert PLANET
We are not groupies
No I never
Roger Daltrey never laid a hand on me
No I never I it's obvious to see why Listen I've never
And my
Howard
Tell him Tell him right now
We only like musicians for f friends you know
Real straight arrow Howie
Really just for friends Howie
But we still like you
Yeah we wouldn't mind coming in your bus though
I mean we still want to hear your record
Listen you chicks now didn't didn't
you just say that you got off bein' juked with a
BABY OCTOPUS and spewed upon with creamed
corn an' that your harelipped dyke o bass playing
girlfriend on the backseat had to have it with a
Yoo hoo bottle or she went apeshit
Oh
What's the deal baby
Howie
Come on
Howie listen to me all that's true
Come across like you know
I swear all that's true and sometimes
I even dig it with a Dr Brown's Cream Soda or a Cel Ray
But we are not groupies No matter what you think
No I never
We are not groupies
You see there seems to be some kind of a communications
problem honey because I I'm a lonely guy from outta
town you know an' an' I want some ACTION what what
I'm talkin' about is I wanna a a steaming succulent
ever widening gooey drippy runny kind of a hole with
a with how shall I put this What say we hop in the trunk
of your Gremlin AN' GET OUR ROCKS OFF
Hey Hey hey hey heyyyy Jesus
[FZ] Very agile Howie very agile
I'm in this band man I am in this band no matter what
we do up here you know Now listen it just so happens
Yeah
Tonight me and my girlfriends
I mean we've all come here for one thing tonight
Yeah
Looking for a guy And we're looking for a guy from a group
Wow
BUT HE'S GOTTA HAVE A DICK
NO
AND HE'S GOTTA HAVE A DICK THAT'S A MONSTER
WAAAAAAAAH That's me That's me Oh Oh you voluptuous
Manhattan Island clit
[FZ] I swear he was a Manhattan Island
Take me I'm yours you hole fulfil my wildest dreams
Ooooh Anything for you my most
seductive seclusive pop star of a man
Yeah
Picture this if you can
Oh
Bead jobs
Oh
Knotted nylons
Oh
Bamboo canes
Oh
Three unreleased recordings of Crosby Stills Nash and
Young fighting in the dressing room of the Fillmore East
Oh
One enchilada wrapped with pickle sauce shoved up
and down in between a donkey's legs until
he can't stand it no more All this and more
Howie including an electric coolde pony harness with
fuel injection fuel injection fuel injection
Oh my God I I I can't stand it I mean I mean do you
understand the implications of what I'm saying
I I CAN'T STAND IT I CAN'T STAND IT I CAN'T STAND
IT I CAN'T STAND IT I CAN'T STAND FEET ON FIRE
I'M GOING HOME I GOTTA SEE MY BABY I GONNA
SO HOT I CAN'T STAND IT I CAN'T STAND IT I CAN'T STAND
IT I CAN'T STAND IT I CAN'T STAND IT I CAN'T STAND
IT I CAN'T STAND IT I CAN'T OH OH NO OH GOD
I can't stand it Oh I really can't stand it please give it to me
give it to me right here in the trunk of your Gremlin give me
GIVE ME THE ENCHILADA WITH THE PICKLE SAUCE
SHOVED UP AND DOWN THE DONKEY'S ASS UNTIL
HE CAN'T COME ANYMORE
Hey hey Not until you sing me your big hit record
And I wanna hear the big hit record and
I wanna hear it now an' I wanna hear the big hit record
now with a bullet With a bullet
The bullet
The BULLET The BULLET It's the part that gets me
the hottest now sing me that record and
I wanna hear it right now or you ain't driving
nowhere tonight buddy
Well I know when I'm licked all over Okay baby
BEND OVER AND SPREAD 'EM Here comes my BULLET