Lonely Island
we got the whole family here
Time to meet the crew y'all
My name is Worm
you could call me J August
Ride around town bumping
Fugees in a tortoise
Yo I'm Artemus Prime
also known as Young Sandwich
Lonely Island got amigos
like my man John Lanis
Keith in the house
but you can call me
Young Dad
Rocking pink Adidas
never wear prat
I'm little Tony
I'm always playing with Max
Make you run out the room
cause my booty's gang
I want the fat one
they call me Fat Bob
I get all the ladies even
though I'm a slob
I'm Piccolo Pete
I'm a part of the crew
You'll know that it's me
from the sound of my flute
Hell I'm Sick Eric
I'm always sick
You can catch me on the corner
taking antibiotics
They call me Smooth Guy
cause I be drinking mad smoothies
You think I got my name
from my voice
that just ain't soochy
They call me Creepy Z
you know I do my own thing
My rhymes ain't good
but I'm fun in small doses
They call me Boring Steven
I don't know why
My rhymes are dope
and my whip is fly
I'm a rich guy
I'm doing this as a lark
My sense of humor
is extremely dark
I'm new to the crew
and no one trusts me at all
If they'd get to know me
they'd see I'm a ball
People call me Tiny
my name is ironic
I'm 12 feet tall
my life is hard
I'm a little lost
is this the right studio
I work for Rod Stewart
you know what
I'm gonna go
I wear stripes that match
the wallpaper
I'm hiding now but I'll
surprise you later
Well my name is Greg
and I'm on the phone
It was my mom's birthday
so I had to fly home
We're the Booty Twins
all we smoking Budapest
Never obsess
Budapest is the best
Hey I'm Rod Stewart
I'm looking for my tech
He's always wondering off
what a pain in the neck
So there it is
one third of the crew
The rest couldn't be here
or phone in
But best believe
they are amidst
Lonely Island we out