Frank Zappa, The Mothers
앨범 : Just Another Band From L.A. (Live At Pauley Pavilion, UCLA, Los Angeles / 1971)

Eddie are you kidding
I've seen you on my TV
Eddie are you kidding
The people always ask me
I saw your double knits
I thought they were the pits
You threw it in a bag
And then you sent me home
What
Eddie are you kidding
No no
Eddie are you kidding
No no
Eddie are you teasing
About your rancid garments
Eddie are you teasing
About your sixty tailors
I'm coming over shortly
Because I am a portly
You promised you could fit me
In a fifty dollar suit
Oh
Eddie are you kidding
No no
Eddie are you kidding
No no
Eddie my friends ask me Eddie Eddie are you kidding
I wanna tell you something my friends I am not kidding
Here at Zachary All we have sixty tailors in the back room
We have the west's largest selections of portly's regulars
longs extra longs and cadets And my friends say to me
Eddie Eddie what do you think of the new Double Knits
Eddie what do you think of the new Double Knits
And I tell them I'll tell you something frankly my friends
When the new double knits first came out I was not impressed
But as you can see these pants I'm wearing are double knit
They stretch in all the right places They're the most comfortable
Our model Twiggy here will demonstrate I have this lovely little
Seersucker wait a minute
WHERE CAN I GO IN GARDENA
AND WHERE CAN I GO IN LA
AND WHERE CAN I GO IN ROSEMONT
I NEED SOME THREADS TODAY
I need the knits
The double knits
I need the knits
They are the pits
I need the knits
The double knits
I'm coming over shortly
Because I am a portly
You promised you could fit me
In a fifty dollar suit
Whew
Eddie are you kidding
No no
Eddie are you kidding
No no
Eddie are you kidding
No no
Eddie are you kidding me
Eddie are you kidding me
Eddie are you kidding me
No my friends I'm not kidding right here on the miracle mile
we have the west's largest selections of
Portly
Regular
Cadet
Tall
And long
And not only that My brother Jake and Little Emil and
Sixty tailors