Well, down at the factory, I'm never late
I'm a mild mannered man who pulls his weight
I give a hundred percent, I don't ever stop
'til Friday evening when I punch that clock
Then I disappear until the weekend's through
And you'll never guess who I turn into
I'm a honky-tonk superman
Ready or not, I'm back again
Dancing on the tables
And swinging from the chandeliers
I'm a honky-tonk superman
That's who I really am
A real rebel, dare-devil
Honky-tonkin' superman
Everybody's waiting for my next move
Last night I broke the record for acting a fool
My favorite waitress said I went a little too far
When I came roller skating down the top of the bar
Now, don't blame me for just having fun
The never should have bet me that it couldn't be done
('Cause)
I'm a honky-tonk superman
Ready or not, I'm back again
Dancing on the tables
And swinging from the chandeliers
I'm a honky-tonk superman
That's who I really am
A real rebel, dare-devil
Honky-tonkin' superman
Hey, look up there on the neon sign
It's a bird, it's a plane, lord, he's lost his mind
Oh, it's just honky-tonk superman
Ready or not, I'm back again
Dancing on the tables
And swinging from the chandeliers
Whoa, yeah, I'm a honky-tonk superman
Yeah, that's who I really am
A real rebel, dare-devil, honky-tonkin' superman
Yeah, sure enough, real tough, honky-tonk superman