ELDER PRICE
We are still Latter Day Saints, all of us
Even if we change some things, or or we break the rules
Or we have complete doubt that God exists
We can still all work together and make this our paradise planet
ELDER CUNNINGHAM
You, you want to stay here with me?
ELDER PRICE
I'd do anything for you; you're my best friend
Don't worry little buddy
Know this much is true
Tomorrow is a latter day
And I am here for you
ENSEMBLE
Tomorrow is a latter day...
Tomorrow is a latter day!
Tomorrow is a latter day!
I am a Latter Day Saint (Latter Day, hey.)
I help all those I can
I see my friends through times of joy and sorrow (Times of joy and sorrow!)
Who cares what happens when we're dead? (Who cares now, ooh.)
We shouldn't think that far ahead
The only latter day that matters is tomorrow!
The skies are clear and now the sun's coming out
It's a latter day tomorrow! (Hayyaya!)
Put your worries and your sorrows and your cares away
And focus on the latter day!
Tomorrow is a latter day! (Woo!)
NABULUNGI
I am a Latter Day Saint (Shoodoowow!)
Along with all my town (Bada ba! Bada ba!)
We always stick together come what may! (Wanna thank you, Lord!)
ELDER MCKINLEY with ENSEMBLE
We love to dance and shout (Ba da bao)
And let all our feelings out (Ooh, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo.)
And work to make a better latter day! (Ahh, day.)
ENSEMBLE
Hanna heyya hanhanna heyya!
We're gonna be here for each other every step of the way
And make a Latter Day tomorrow! (Hanna hey!)
Americans already found a cure for AIDS
But they're saving it for a Latter Day! (yeah!)
Tomorrow is a Latter Day
ELDER PRICE
I believe (Tomorrow is a latter day)
I believe (Love and joy and all the things that matter day)
I believe (Tomorrow is a bigger, badder latter day ay ay ay)
I believe (Tomorrow, tomorrow is a latter day)
I believe (A happy ending on a platter day)
I believe (Tomorrow's a doper, phatter latter day ay ay)
ENSEMBLE
Why are Mormons happy?
It's because we know
It's a latter day tomorrow!
So if you're sad put your hands together and pray
That tomorrow's gonna be a latter day!
And then it probably will be a latter day!
Tomorrow is a latter day!
ELDER PRICE
So what will tomorrow bring? (Ooo...)
What does the future hold?
I can almost see it now... (Ooo...)
MUTUMBO
Hello!
My name is Elder Mutumbo
And I would like to share with you the most amazing book!
KIMBAY
Hello! (Hello!)
My name is Sister Kimbay
It's a book about a people who were poor and sad like you!
NABULUNGI
A sacred text (Hello!)
Of pioneers and frogs! (Fucked frogs!)
And how you can find salvation if you just believe
ASMERET
Hi-ho!
KIMBAY & MIDDALA
Ding dong!
KALIMBA
Hello! (Boba Fett!)
You have a lovely mud hut
And if you just put down the gun, I'll show you... Oh, okay, I'll leave!
GHALI
Hello! (Hello!)
My name is Elder Ghali
You will love all of the happiness this book can bring
GENERAL
Hello! (Hello!)
My name is Elder Butt Fucking Naked
Did you know that the clitoris is a holy sacred thing?
ENSEMBLE
Find paradise! (With Jesus Christ!)
And no more war! (Hello!) (Nice door!)
You've read the Book of Mormon, did you know there's more? (Part four!)
We swear! (We really care!)
This is not a scam (No ma'am!)
Have you heard the story of our Prophet Arnold Cunningham?
(Arnold. Arnold Cunningham? Arnold Cunningham? Arnold Cunning...)
Hello! (Hello!)
Our church is growing strong! (Hello!)
And if you let us in, we'll show you how you can belong! (Hello!)
Join our family (Hello!)
And set your spirit free (Hello! Hello!)
We can fully guarantee you that this book will change your life (Hello!)
This book will change your life! (Hello!)
This book will change your life! (Hello, this book will change your life!)
This book will change your, book will change, this book will change your life!
The book of Arnold...
Hello!
We are Latter Day Saints! (Yeah!)
We take life one day at a time!
When the chips are down, we know just what to say! (We know just what to say!)
The past may be in tatters
But today is all that matters! (Humna heyya!)
Because today is yesterday's latter day! (Hoo hoo hoo oho oho)
Thank you God!
Ma ha nei bu, Eebowai!
Tomorrow is a Latter Day!
GOTSWANA
I still have maggots in my scrotum!