She'll tell you that she loves you,
make you feel just like a kid
She'll cry to you and lie to you,
she'll do 'most anything
She'll get right up next to you
and the first thing that you know
You'll be telling her
you're sorry because she hurt you so
I said she's evil the most evil girl
I've found
There ain't no doubt about it,
she's the meanest girl in town
She'll invite you over
to her house at half past nine
You'll wear a suit, you'll wear a tie and
you'll give your shoes a shine
You'll take a real deep breath
and knock on her front door
Her little sister will tell you
"She don't live here anymore"
I said she's evil the most evil girl
I've found
There ain't no doubt about it,
she's the meanest girl in town
And there ain't no doubt about it,
she's the meanest girl in town
She'll put her arms around you
and squeeze with all her might
She'll breathe a sigh and pucker her lips
and pull your arms real tight
Your heart will pound like thunder,
you'll melt in her embrace
But when you go to kiss her well
she'll laugh right in your face
Because she's evil the most evil girl
I've found
There ain't no doubt about it,
she's the meanest girl in to