The Magnificent seven
Ring! ring! its 7:00 a.m.!
Move yourself to go again
Cold water in the face
Brings you back to this awful place
Knuckle merchants and you bankers, too
Must get up an learn those rules
Weather man and the crazy chief
One says sun and one says sleet
A.m., the f.m. the p.m. too
Gets you up and gets you out
Churning out that boogaloo
But how long can you keep it up?
Gimme honda, gimme sony
So cheap and real phony
Hong kong dollars and indian cents
English pounds and eskimo pence
You lot! what?
Dont stop! give it all you got!
You lot! what?
Dont stop! yeah!
You lot! What?
Dont stop! give it all you got!
You lot! What?
Dont stop! yeah!
Working for a rise, better my station
Take my baby to sophistication
Shes seen the ads, she thinks it's nice
Better work hard - I've seen the price
Never mind that it's time for the bus
We got to work - an you're one of us
Clocks go slow in a place of work
Minutes drag and the hours jerk
When can I tell em wot I do?
In a second, maaan... alright chuck!
Wave bub-bub-bub-bye to the boss
Its our profit, it's his loss
But anyway lunch bells ring
Take one hour and do your thanng!
Cheeesboiger!
What do we have for entertainment?
Cops kickin gypsies on the pavement
Now the news - snap to attention!
The lunar landing of the dentist convention
Italian mobster shoots a lobster
Seafood restaurant gets out of hand
A car in the fridge
Or a fridge in the car?
Like cowboys do - in t.v. land
You lot! what?
Dont stop! give it all you got!
You lot! what?
Dont stop! yeah!
You lot! What?
You lot! What?
Dont stop! give it all you got!
Dont stop!
So get back to work an sweat some more
Its no good for man to work in cages
The sun will sink an well get out the door
Hits the town, he drinks his wages
Youre frettin, youre sweatin
But did you notice you aint gettin?
Youre frettin, youre sweatin
But did you notice you aren't gettin anywhere?
Dont you ever stop long enough to start?
Dont you ever stop long enough to start?
To take your car outta that gear
Karlo marx and fredrich engels
To take your car outta that gear
Marx was skint - but he had sense
Came to the checkout at the 7-11
Engels lent him the necessary pence
What have we got?
yeh-o
What have we got?
yeh-o
What have we got?
magnificence!
What have we got?
Luther king and mahatma gandhi
Went to the park to check on the game
But they was murdered by the other team
Who went on to win 50-nil
You can be true, you can be false
You be given the same reward
Socrates and Milhous Nixon
Both went the same way - through the kitchen
Plato the greek or rin tin tin
Who's more famous to the billion millions?
News flash:
vacuum cleaner sucks up budgie
Oooohh...
bub-bye
The Magnificent seven
Maaaagnificence!
Maaagnificent seven
Fucking long, innit?
Lyrics by AB2