Well you should see Polythene Pam
She's so good-looking
but she looks like a man
Well you should see her
in drag dressed in her polythene bag
Yes you should see Polythene Pam
Yeah yeah yeah
Get a dose of her
in jackboots and kilt
She's killer-diller
when she's dressed to the hilt
She's the kind of a girl
that makes the "News of the World"
Yes you could say
she was attractively built
Yeah yeah yeah