Folks, Gull Reef regrets the water shortage. Wild night out there! Water in the sea, water from the sky, no water in the Club, but while the pump gets repaired, let's live! If the water can't flow, the wine can! Champagne party in the lobby! / Champagne s’, agua no Let it rain, let it blow To hell with the H2O Champagne s’, agua no / The Gull Reef Club's not too ship shape Time for a party time for a break Tonight all our troubles will soon disappear Cause champagne is cheaper than water down here / Champagne s’, agua no Champagne s’, agua no / A toast to the French who gave us these bubbles A toast to your host who stands in this rubble Running this hotel is no piece of cake So cut me some slack people give me a break / Champagne s’, agua no Champagne s’, agua no / A toast to Columbus, Arawaks and Caribs To pirates and patriots, rascals and thieves, the limbo, the cha cha and what we love most A free champagne party put on by our host / Champagne s’, agua no Champagne s’, agua no