You Don't Love Me Anymore Weird Al Yankovic

You Don't Love Me Anymore We've been together for so very long But now things are changing, oh I wonder what's wrong?

Ebay Weird Al

eBay by Al Yankovic NOTE: A special HTML-Links Version of \"eBay\" lyrics is available. Lyrics: Yeah A used ... pink bathrobe A rare ... mint snowglobe A Smurf ...

Hooked On Polkas Weird Al Yankovic

Bowman] You're takin' to me good, Just like you know you should. You get me on my knees, Please, baby, please.

Buy Me a Condo Weird Al Yankovic

Gonna get me the T-shirt With the alligator on. Wo-o-o, used to live in Jamaica, But I don't live dere no more. Had to change me lifestyle, Do t'ings I never done before.

Baby Likes Burping Weird Al Yankovic

You know my baby likes burping You know my baby's kinda nauseating [burps] My little vulgar one is so gross 'Cause when I hold her in my arms so close she goes [burps] And out in public it's

I Was Only Kidding Weird Al Yankovic

When I said that I need you, baby When I told you I really care When I said that I can't live without you When I said I'd follow you anywhere When I said you could always trust me When I said I'd

Polka Your Eyes Out Weird Al Yankovic

Rock the cradle of loveRock the cradle of love Yes, the cradle of love Don't rock easy, it's true Rock the cradle of love I rocked the cradle of love Yes, the cradle of love Don't rock easy

I Love Rocky Road Weird Al Yankovic

' old, And vanilla just leaves me cold, There's just one flavor good enough for me, yeah me, Don't gimme no crummy taste spoon, I know what I need, baby I love rocky road, So won't you go and buy

Genius In France Weird Al Yankovic

By Al Yankovic I'm not the brightest crayon in the box Everyone says I'm dumber than a bag of rocks I barely even know how to put on my own pants But I'm a genius in France (yeah), genius in France

Everything You Know Is Wrong Weird Al Yankovic

Everything you know is wrong Black is white, up is down and short is long And everything you thought was just so Important doesn't matter Everything you know is wrong Just forget the words and

A Complicated Song (Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne) Weird Al Yankovic

Uh huh... extra cheese Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me Pizza party at your house I went just to check it out 19 extra larges - what a shame No one came Just us, eatin' all alone You said

A Complicated Song (Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne) Weird Al Yankovic

Uh huh... extra cheese Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me Pizza party at your house I went just to check it out 19 extra larges - what a shame No one came Just us, eatin' all alone You said,

Melanie Weird Al Yankovic

Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie, Why won't you go out with me? I just can't understand it. Why won't you return my phone calls? Are you still mad I gave a mohawk to your cat?

Wanna B Ur Lovr Weird Al Yankovic

WANNA BE UR LOVR By Al Yankovic I don't have a library card But do you mind if I check you out?

Cable TV Weird Al Yankovic

me up and plugged me right in And now I got cable TV And now I get to watch the stock report in Korean Midget wrestling on channel three It costs me fifty bucks a month just to see 'em Yeah, but

I Lost On Jeopardy Weird Al Yankovic

Don Pardo, Just tell me now what I didn't win, Yeah, yeah. I lost on Jeopardy, Baby, (Oooh.) I lost on Jeopardy, Baby, (Oooh.) That's right Al--you lost!

Polka Party! Weird Al Yankovic

[Sledgehammer/Peter Gabriel] You could have a big-dipper, Going up and down all around the bends, You can have bumber-cars, bumping. This amusement never ends.

A Complicated Song Weird Al Yankovic

A COMPLICATED SONG Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne New lyrics by Al Yankovic Uh huh... extra cheese Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me Pizza party at your house I went just to check

Complicated Song Weird Al Yankovic

A COMPLICATED SONG Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne New lyrics by Al Yankovic Uh huh... extra cheese Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me Pizza party at your house I went just

Confessions Part III Weird Al Yankovic

(silly me) Now I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions, oh, oh Gave you buttered toast I dropped and picked up off the floor FYI (I), it was not a cold sore (not a cold sore) Whoops,

Ricky Weird Al Yankovic

Oh, Ricky, you're so fine, You play your bongos all the time. Hey, Ricky! Hey, Ricky! Oh, Lucy, you're so fine, How I love to hear you whine. Hey, Lucy! Hey, Ricky!

Alternative Polka Weird Al Yankovic

Soy un perdidor I'm a loser, baby So why don't you kill me? Soy un perdidor I'm a loser, baby So why don't you kill me? Hey!

Cheerios, Apple Jacks, Cheerios Weird Al Yankovic

Cheerios, Apple Jacks, Cheerios Did you know Froot Loops fit in your nose I may be just a simple guy But just the thought of Corn Flakes makes me high Cheerios, Cocoa Puffs, Cheerios Makes me

Angry White Boy Polka Weird Al Yankovic

ANGRY WHITE BOY POLKA Medley Arranged by Al Yankovic [LAST RESORT (Papa Roach)] Cut my life into pieces This is my last resort, suffocation, no breathing Don't give a... if I cut my arm bleeding

Pancreas Weird Al Yankovic

matter Don't really care about my bladder But I don't leave home without My pancreas My pancreas is always There for me Ahh-oooh Secreting those enzymes (bap bap bap) Secreting those hormones

Do I Creep You Out Weird Al Yankovic

I know that you Don't know me very well We've barely met But I can surely tell No one will ever Love you like I do I like to feel The warm spot on your chair Sometimes I drool And usually

Bohemian Polka Weird Al Yankovic

To me Mama, just killed a man Put a gun against his head Pulled my trigger, now he's dead Mama, life had just begun But now I've gone and thrown it all away Mama, ooo Didn't mean to make you

Airline Amy Weird Al Yankovic

Met this pretty young stewardess on a non-stop flight She showed me to my seat and it was love at first sight Now lately I've been flying to all kinds of places That I never really wanted to go '

The White Stuff Weird Al Yankovic

[You Got It (The Right Stuff)/New Kids On The Block/1988] The white stuff. The white stuff.

One More Minute Weird Al Yankovic

Well, I heard that you're leavin', Gonna leave me far behind, 'Cause you found a brand new lover, You decided that I'm not your kind, So I pulled your name out of my Rolodex, And I tore all your

Talk Soup Weird Al Yankovic

Listen to me.

Craigslist Weird Al Yankovic

' red Speedos and a hockey mask Come on, let's find that love connection that we missed On Craigslist Yeah, Craigslist, come on I'm on Craigslist, baby Maybe you are too Bee bomp a chonk a donk bim bang

Trapped In The Drive - Thru Weird Al Yankovic

"But first you gotta tell me What it is you're hungry for!" And she says "Let me think... ...What's left in our refridgerator?" I said "Well, there's tuna, I know."

Couch Potato Weird Al Yankovic

[Intro] Look, if you had one shot To sit on your lazy butt And watch all the TV you ever wanted Until your brain turned to mush Would you go for it or just let it slip?

Jurassic Park Weird Al Yankovic

Park/Jimmy Webb,Richard Harris/1968] I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes And before long, they were cloning DNA Now I'm being chased by some irate velociraptors Well, believe me

NOW That's What I Call Polka! Weird Al Yankovic

We clawed, we chained our hearts in vain We jumped never asking why We kissed, I fell under your spell A love no one could deny Don't you ever say I just walked away I will always want you I can't live

Toothless People Weird Al Yankovic

You need something to show your dentist The next time he makes you say "ahh..."

I Can't Watch This Weird Al Yankovic

I can't watch this My my my my TV makes me so bored Makes me say, oh my lord What is this garbage here?

Taco Grande Weird Al Yankovic

see, I just gotta have a tostada, carne asada That's right, I want the whole enchilada My only addiction has to do with flour tortilla I need a quesadilla I love to stuff my face with tacos al

The Hot Rocks Polka Weird Al Yankovic

Ain't it stra-a-ange, If I could win, if I could sing A love song so divine, Would it be enough for your cheating heart If I broke down and cried? If I cri-i-ied?

Polkas on 45 Weird Al Yankovic

I'm a little girl, When we make love together. Hey, hey, hey! [Hey Jude/The Beatles] Jude, don't make it bad, Take a sad song and make it better.

Word Crimes Weird Al Yankovic

Everybody shut up, WOO Everyone listen up Hey, hey, hey, uh Hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey If you can't write in the proper way If you don't know how to conjugate Maybe you flunked that class And maybe now

Couch Potato (Parody of "Lose Yourself" by Eminem) Weird Al Yankovic

Look - if you had - one shot - To sit on your lazy butt And watch all the TV you ever wanted Until your brain turned to mush Would you go for it Or just let it slip?

Jackson Park Express Weird Al Yankovic

on this bus before I gave her a look that said Huh, Life is funny, you never know what's in store By the way, your hair is beautiful I bet it smells like raisins She looked at me in a way that asked Did

You Make Me Weird Al Yankovic

You make me wanna slam my head against the wall. You make me do the limbo. You make me wanna buy a slurpee at the mall. You make me watch the Gong Show.

Young, Dumb, and Ugly Weird Al Yankovic

We're dangerous dudes, we got bad attitudes Most of our brain cells are gone We were born to be bad..you better not get us mad Or we just might toilet paper your lawn We got a reputation 'round these

CNR Weird Al Yankovic

The kind of man you'd never disrespect He stood eight feet tall, wore glasses, and had a third nipple on the back of his neck He ate his own weight in coal, excreted diamonds everyday He could throw you

Ebay Weird Al Yankovic

TV tray I bought on eBay My house ... is filled with this crap Shows up in bubble wrap Most every day What I bought on eBay Tell me why (I need another pet rock) Tell me why (I got that Alf

Ebay (Parody of "I Want It That Way" by the Backstreet Boys) Weird Al Yankovic

TV tray I bought on eBay My house ... is filled with this crap Shows up in bubble wrap Most every day What I bought on eBay Tell me why (I need another pet rock) Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm

Tomahawk Harlem Clowns

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