Why Does This Always Happen To Ne Weird Al Yankovic

WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME?

Why Does This Always Happen To Me? Weird Al Yankovic

" What a drag, 'cause I was taping it and everything And now I'll have to wait for the rerun to see the part of the show I missed Why does this always happen...

Why Does This Always Happen To Me Weird Al Yankovic

Why does this always happen? (Why) Why does this always happen to me?

Gump Weird Al Yankovic

Gump was a big celebrity He told JFK that he really had to pee He never feels too dumb because His mom always told him stupid is as stupid does He's Gump, He's Gump He's kinda square He's Gump, He's Gump

Word Crimes Weird Al Yankovic

mission And that's why I think it's a Good time To learn some grammar Now, did I stammer Work on that grammar You should know when It's less or it's fewer Like people who were Never raised in a sewer

Genius In France Weird Al Yankovic

By Al Yankovic I'm not the brightest crayon in the box Everyone says I'm dumber than a bag of rocks I barely even know how to put on my own pants But I'm a genius in France (yeah), genius in France

Polka Party! Weird Al Yankovic

This amusement never ends. I want to be: your sledgehammer. I can be your friend. I want to be your sledgehammer. This can be your testimony, yeah.

Ricky Weird Al Yankovic

Oh, Lucy, you're so fine, How I love to hear you whine. Hey, Lucy! Hey, Ricky! You always play your conga drums. You think you got the right.

The Hot Rocks Polka Weird Al Yankovic

[You Can't Always Get What You Want] I saw her today at the reception. A glass of wine in her hand. I knew she would meet her connection. At her feet was a footloose man.

NOW That's What I Call Polka! Weird Al Yankovic

We clawed, we chained our hearts in vain We jumped never asking why We kissed, I fell under your spell A love no one could deny Don't you ever say I just walked away I will always want you I can't live

Handy Weird Al Yankovic

rushing over with my bag of tricks bag of tricks Where you go when your disposal is rusted rusted Termite problem making you disgusted yuck When your front window is busted hey hey hey Just one man that's always

Mr. Popeil Weird Al Yankovic

How does that make you feel?) Help me. Mr. Popeil! I wanna shine some pennies! I wanna mend some leather! I wanna Krazy-Glue my head to the bottom of a big steel girder! (Please, no C.O.D.'

weenie in a bottle Weird Al Yankovic

No-one wanted to be with me, had to make my dream come true I wanted to hump something, I didn't know what to do It seemed like a good idea, and no-one else was around I stuck my weenie in a bottle, and

Pretty Fly For A Rabbi Yankovic, "Weird Al"

hiney hiney ho Our temple's had a fair share of rabbis in the past But most of 'em were nudniks and none of 'em would last But our new guy's real kosher, I tyhink he'll do the trick I tell ya, he's to

Pretty Fly For A Rabbi "Weird Al" Yankovic

hiney hiney ho Our temple's had a fair share of rabbis in the past But most of 'em were nudniks and none of 'em would last But our new guy's real kosher, I tyhink he'll do the trick I tell ya, he's to

Inactive Weird Al Yankovic

dust My belly's covered with pizza crust I'm using my inhaler now wheezes I'm out of shape, fattening up I'm sipping Coke from a solo cup Donut crumbs are upon my lips, whoa The TV's on, I really hate this

Ebay Weird Al

eBay by Al Yankovic NOTE: A special HTML-Links Version of \"eBay\" lyrics is available. Lyrics: Yeah A used ... pink bathrobe A rare ... mint snowglobe A Smurf ...

Slime Creatures from Outer Space Weird Al Yankovic

Well, we tried to hold 'em back, Tried to ward off their attack, But our atom bombs were just no use. They were ugly, they were mean, Biggest heads I ever seen.

Toothless People Weird Al Yankovic

[Ruthless People/Mick Jagger/1986] They only show you their gums when they smile Ain't got a tooth in their headsnow...how vile Only can eat things like pudding and applesauce They never have to

Ebay Weird Al Yankovic

TV tray I bought on eBay My house ... is filled with this crap Shows up in bubble wrap Most every day What I bought on eBay Tell me why (I need another pet rock) Tell me why (I got that Alf

Ebay (Parody of "I Want It That Way" by the Backstreet Boys) Weird Al Yankovic

TV tray I bought on eBay My house ... is filled with this crap Shows up in bubble wrap Most every day What I bought on eBay Tell me why (I need another pet rock) Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm

I Can't Watch This Weird Al Yankovic

Wanna cover my eyes and plug my ears It sucks, and that's no lie It's about as much fun as watching paint dry Lowers my IQ one notch And that's the reason why, uh, I can't watch I told you

Generic Blues Weird Al Yankovic

I woke up this morning Then I went back to bed Said I woke up this morning Then I went right back to bed Got a funny kind of feelin' like I got broken glass in my underwear And a herd of wild pigs

Such a Groovy Guy Weird Al Yankovic

It makes me want to kneel down and pray. I'm so adorable and charming. I'm sure that you can see. And everybody's always tryin' to hang around with me.

My Bologna Weird Al Yankovic

Such a tasty snack, I always eat too much, And throw up. But I'll soon be back For my my my yi yi wooo! M-M-M-My bologna. Spreadin' on the mustard now, A-show me how.

Alternative Polka Weird Al Yankovic

Soy un perdidor I'm a loser, baby So why don't you kill me? Soy un perdidor I'm a loser, baby So why don't you kill me? Hey!

Jurassic Park Weird Al Yankovic

Jimmy Webb,Richard Harris/1968] I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes And before long, they were cloning DNA Now I'm being chased by some irate velociraptors Well, believe me...this

Dead Car Battery Blues Weird Al Yankovic

One, two, a-one, two, three, four Well I, can't go to the park I can't go to work I can't do nothin' I gotta stay in my house like a jerk How come I always lose My car has blown a fuse Oh

Ringtone Weird Al Yankovic

long ago, I was respected, I was popular (popular, ooh) But now I hang my head in shame (ahh, ooh) My life is filled with such regret A bad mistake I can't forget And now I'll never be the same Ringtone Why

Foil Weird Al Yankovic

I never seem to finish all my food I always get a doggie bag from the waiter So I just keep what's still unchewed And I take it home, save it for later But then I deal with fungal rot, bacterial formation

I'm So Sick Of You Weird Al Yankovic

You tell a joke and forget the punchline Why you always wastin' my time Hey baby, trust me, you just disgust me Your hair's a mess and your make-up's crusty I don't know too many females Who make a habit

Trapped In The Drive - Thru Weird Al Yankovic

I hopped up and I said "I don't know, do you want to get something delivered?" She's like "Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!" I'm like "No, I said 'delivered'."

Confessions Part III Weird Al Yankovic

Watch this These are my confessions Just when I thought I said all I can say I came up with more secrets to tell you today These are my confessions Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me So

Melanie Weird Al Yankovic

I knew she had to be the girl for me, and to think I probably never would have found her, If I hadn't bought that telescope. Me-he-he-helanie, What can the problem be?

King of Suede Weird Al Yankovic

We're located next door to Willy's Fun Arcade. We got every fabric that was ever made, But I'm known in this city as the King of Suede. We got portly and regular and extra-long.

King Of Suede Weird Al Yankovic

We're located next door to Willy's Fun Arcade. We got every fabric that was ever made, But I'm known in this city as the King of Suede. We got portly and regular and extra-long.

Jerry Springer "Weird Al" Yankovic

It's been one week since we got to see Cheatin' lovers and cousins that marry Five days since they had the show With the hermaphrodite, the slut, and the crack ho Three days since we heard the tale

I Was Only Kidding Weird Al Yankovic

When I said that I need you, baby When I told you I really care When I said that I can't live without you When I said I'd follow you anywhere When I said you could always trust me When I said I'd

Baby Likes Burping Weird Al Yankovic

one is so gross 'Cause when I hold her in my arms so close she goes [burps] And out in public it's embarrassing She'll burp at anyone or anything She's so revolting and disgusting And repulsive to

Good Old Days Weird Al Yankovic

Oh some times I think back to when I was younger Life was so much simpler then Dad would be up at dawn He'd be watering the lawn Or maybe going fishing again Oh and mom would be fixing up something

Syndicated Inc. Weird Al Yankovic

My whole family Loves Three's Company See the reruns constantly There on my TV Syndicated Incorporated Well, I know what's on the tube I know just what to see Got my TV Guide with me MASH and All In

You Don't Love Me Anymore Weird Al Yankovic

Seems you don't want me around The passion is gone and the flame's died down I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem That time that you made it with the whole hockey team You used to think I

Airline Amy Weird Al Yankovic

Met this pretty young stewardess on a non-stop flight She showed me to my seat and it was love at first sight Now lately I've been flying to all kinds of places That I never really wanted to go '

Couch Potato Weird Al Yankovic

[Intro] Look, if you had one shot To sit on your lazy butt And watch all the TV you ever wanted Until your brain turned to mush Would you go for it or just let it slip?

Couch Potato (Parody of "Lose Yourself" by Eminem) Weird Al Yankovic

Look - if you had - one shot - To sit on your lazy butt And watch all the TV you ever wanted Until your brain turned to mush Would you go for it Or just let it slip?

Tacky Weird Al Yankovic

It might seem crazy, wearing stripes and plaid I instagram every meal I've had All my used liquor bottles are on display We can go to see a show but I'll make you pay because I'm tacky Wear my belt with

Girls Just Want To Have Lunch Weird Al Yankovic

lunch I know how to keep a woman satisfied When I whip out my Diner's Card their eyes get so wide They're always in the mood for something to munch Oh, girls, they want to have lunch Oh, girls

That Boy Could Dance Weird Al Yankovic

We all used to call him Jimmy the Geek He was a dumb-lookin', scrawny, little four-eyed freak He never used to hang around with the guys He'd just sit in the corner, attractin' the flies He wasn't

Albuquerque [2] Weird Al Yankovic

to justice But first, I decided to buy some donuts So I got in my car and I drove over to the donut shop And I walked on up to the guy behind the counter And he says "Yeah, what do ya want?"

Jackson Park Express Weird Al Yankovic

the aisle I knew we had a special connection The second I saw her smile She smiled as if to say Hello, Haven't seen you on this bus before I gave her a look that said Huh, Life is funny, you never know