Whatever You Like Weird Al Yankovic

Hey girl, You know our economy's in the toilet but I'm still going to treat you right I said you can have whatever you like(If you like) I said you can have whatever you like(If you like) yeah,

Free Delivery Weird Al Yankovic

Late at night, you're hungry You're craving some pizza Let me be the one that you call Olive or anchovy Perhaps pepperoni Anything you want, we've got it all Near, far, I'll jump in my car

The Brandy Bunch Weird Al Yankovic

The Brady Bunch [Safety Dance/Men Without Hats/1983] You can watch Mister Rogers, You can watch Three's Company, And you can turn on Fame, Or the Newlywed Game, Or the Addams Family.

Trapped In The Drive - Thru Weird Al Yankovic

She said "You finished that yesterday!" I hopped up and I said "I don't know, do you want to get something delivered?" She's like "Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!"

Jackson Park Express Weird Al Yankovic

what's in store By the way, your hair is beautiful I bet it smells like raisins She looked at me in a way that asked Did you have a nose job or something I'm only asking, cause your nose looks slightly

Lasagna Weird Al Yankovic

You want-a some-a lasagna, magnifico, Or a-maybe spaghetti! Ay, you supper's a-ready now, where you go? Mama mia bambino! Mama mia bambino, 'samatta you? 'Samatta you, 'samatta you?

Don't Download This Song Weird Al Yankovic

with your car So don't download this song The record store's where you belong Go and buy the CD like you know that you should Oh, don't download this song Oh, you don't wanna mess with the RIAA

She Drives Like Crazy Weird Al Yankovic

[She Drives Me Crazy/Fine Young Cannibals/1988] Where'd you learn how to steer? You do eighty in second gear. When you drive, I can't relax. Got your license from Cracker Jacks.

Since You've Been Gone Weird Al Yankovic

Since you've been gone Well, I feel like I've been chewing on tinfoil Since you've been gone It's like I've got a great big mouthful of cod liver oil Oh well, I'm feelin' like I stuck my hand Inside a

Polkarama! Weird Al Yankovic

know You say you don't know I say... take me out!

Smells Like Nirvana Weird Al Yankovic

Smells Like Nirvana [Smells Like Teen Spirit/Kurt Cobain,Nirvana/1991] What is this song all about? Can't figure any lyrics out How do the words to it go?

Wanna B Ur Lovr Weird Al Yankovic

WANNA BE UR LOVR By Al Yankovic I don't have a library card But do you mind if I check you out?

Like A Surgeon Weird Al Yankovic

Like a Surgeon [Like a Virgin/Madonna/1984] I finally made it through med school. Somehow I made it through. I'm just an intern, I still make a mistake or two.

Taco Grande Weird Al Yankovic

see, I just gotta have a tostada, carne asada That's right, I want the whole enchilada My only addiction has to do with flour tortilla I need a quesadilla I love to stuff my face with tacos al

Do I Creep You Out Weird Al Yankovic

I know that you Don't know me very well We've barely met But I can surely tell No one will ever Love you like I do I like to feel The warm spot on your chair Sometimes I drool And usually

Albuquerque [1] Weird Al Yankovic

And my dear, sweet mother She just looked at my like a cow looks at an oncoming train And she leaned right down next to me And she said "IT'S GOOD FOR YOU" And then she tied me to the wall and stuck

Nature Trail to Hell Weird Al Yankovic

Coming this Christmas to a theatre near you, The most horrifying film to hit the screen. There's a homicidal maniac who finds a Cub Scout troop, And he hacks up two or three in every scene.

The Hot Rocks Polka Weird Al Yankovic

The Hot Rocks Polka [/The Rolling Stones] [It's Only Rock 'n' Roll (But I Like It)] If I could stick my hand in my heart, Spill it all over the stage, Would it satisfy you, would it slide on by

Baby Likes Burping Weird Al Yankovic

You know my baby likes burping You know my baby's kinda nauseating [burps] My little vulgar one is so gross 'Cause when I hold her in my arms so close she goes [burps] And out in public it's

Chicken Pot Pie Weird Al Yankovic

When we were young, Bernie's Deli was down the block (Ooh ooh ooh ooh) He made a great liver pate (You know he did, you know he did, you know he did) But if there's one thing in this world that I

Addicted To Spuds Weird Al Yankovic

Potato skins, potato cakes Hash browns, and instant flakes Baked or boiled or french fried There's no kind you haven't tried You planned a trip to Idaho Just to watch potatoes grow I understand

Dare To Be Stupid Weird Al Yankovic

one basket You better count your chickens before they hatch You better sell some wine before it's/its time You better find yourself an itch to scratch You better squeeze all the Charmin you can

Word Crimes Weird Al Yankovic

Everybody shut up, WOO Everyone listen up Hey, hey, hey, uh Hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey If you can't write in the proper way If you don't know how to conjugate Maybe you flunked that class And maybe now

Alternative Polka Weird Al Yankovic

I am I am I am I said I wanna get next to you I said I'm gonna get close to you You wouldn't want me have to hurt you, too Hurt you, too I know what's on my mind I know you like what's on my mind I know

Dead Car Battery Blues Weird Al Yankovic

One, two, a-one, two, three, four Well I, can't go to the park I can't go to work I can't do nothin' I gotta stay in my house like a jerk How come I always lose My car has blown a fuse Oh

Amish Paradise Weird Al Yankovic

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain But that's just perfect for an Amish like me You know, I shun fancy things like electricity

Confessions Part III Weird Al Yankovic

now I'll give you part three of my confessions Now this gon' be the hardest thing I think I ever had to do Gonna tell you everything I left out of parts one and two Like, remember when I told you that

She Never Told Me She Was a Mime Weird Al Yankovic

When we first met she seemed perfectly normal I never dreamed she'd make my life so hard You see, my baby, she started to change Started lookin' kinda strange Wearin' all that white makeup and

I'm So Sick Of You Weird Al Yankovic

, I yi yi yi yi I'm so sick of you What are you, in kindergarten You're belchin' everywhere, foulin'up the air Then you use my razor to shave your back hair You don't have an ounce of class You're just

Pretty Fly For A Rabbi Yankovic, "Weird Al"

Have you seen this Jew? Reads the Torah, does his own accounting too Workin' like a dog at the synagogue He's there all day, he's there all day Just say "Vay iz mir!"

Pretty Fly For A Rabbi "Weird Al" Yankovic

Have you seen this Jew? Reads the Torah, does his own accounting too Workin' like a dog at the synagogue He's there all day, he's there all day Just say "Vay iz mir!"

Born To Be Mild Weird Al Yankovic

Get your program running Head out to the center Terminals are waiting For the data that you'll enter Everybody says that you're a nerd, but They should know that you just don't care Got your

weenie in a bottle Weird Al Yankovic

It feels like I've been alone too long With no girls around, My mind was wondering, Thinking of some way, to release it I looked in the kitchen, Saw some crisco oil and thats when my blood started to

I Can't Watch This Weird Al Yankovic

I can't watch this Cosby Show and Rosanne Think I've taken 'bout as much as I can Judge Wopner, oh my You gotta be Rainman to like this guy Thirtysomething is alright If you like hearing

Another One Rides the Bus Weird Al Yankovic

It was smellin' like a locker room. There was junk all over the floor. We're already packed in like sardines, But we're stoppin' to pick up more. Look out! Another one rides the bus-ah.

Toothless People Weird Al Yankovic

[Ruthless People/Mick Jagger/1986] They only show you their gums when they smile Ain't got a tooth in their headsnow...how vile Only can eat things like pudding and applesauce They never have to

Night Santa Went Crazy Weird Al Yankovic

girls and the good Gentile boys When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo Like

Close But No Cigar Weird Al Yankovic

Had a body hotter than a habanjero, she had lips like a ripe pomergranite. And I was crazy like Manson about her, she got me all choked up like Momma Cass.

Everything You Know Is Wrong Weird Al Yankovic

know is wrong Black is white, up is down and short is long And everything you thought was just so Important doesn't matter Everything you know is wrong Just forget the words and sing along All

Jerry Springer "Weird Al" Yankovic

Well, they had this one freak Who sucker-punched his whole family Do you recall when the brawl Became a total free-for-all And Jerry's in the middle tryin' to be the referee Hey, see the stripper

I Remember Larry Weird Al Yankovic

Say do you remember that guy Larry next door Well he always was the neighborhood clown Like the time he pulled my pants off and he took those color pictures And posted copies all over town Or the time

Albuquerque [2] Weird Al Yankovic

I said "You got any glazed donuts?" He said "No, we're outta glazed donuts" I said "Well, you got any jelly donuts?"

TRASH DAY Weird Al Yankovic

TRASH DAY Parody of "Hot In Herre" by Nelly New Lyrics by Al Yankovic Rotten So rotten here So rotten Oh It was like, the last day before trash day My place was gettin' kinda nas-tay Even

Trash Day (Parody of "Hot In Herre" by Nelly) Weird Al Yankovic

Rotten So rotten here So rotten Oh It was like, the last day before trash day My place was gettin' kinda nas-tay Even though the garbage I knew would reek (You know) Thought that I could leave it

Ricky Weird Al Yankovic

Oh, Ricky, you're so fine, You're so fine you blow my mind. Hey, Ricky! Hey, Ricky! Oh, Lucy, you're so fine, You're so fine you blow my mind. Hey, Lucy! Hey, Lucy!

CNR Weird Al Yankovic

The kind of man you'd never disrespect He stood eight feet tall, wore glasses, and had a third nipple on the back of his neck He ate his own weight in coal, excreted diamonds everyday He could throw you

Genius In France Weird Al Yankovic

By Al Yankovic I'm not the brightest crayon in the box Everyone says I'm dumber than a bag of rocks I barely even know how to put on my own pants But I'm a genius in France (yeah), genius in France

Yoda Weird Al Yankovic

[Lola/The Kinks/1970] I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda, S O D A, soda. I saw the little runt/wimp sitting there on a log.

You Don't Love Me Anymore Weird Al Yankovic

You know, I even think it's kinda cute the way You poison my coffee just a little each day I still remember the way that you laughed When you pushed me down that elevator shaft Oh, if you don't

Achy Breaky Song Weird Al Yankovic

You can torture me With Donnie & Marie You can play some Barry Manilow Or you can play some schlock Like New Kids On The Block Or any Village People song you know Or play Vanilla Ice Hey, you