Wanna B Ur Lovr Weird Al Yankovic

WANNA BE UR LOVR By Al Yankovic I don't have a library card But do you mind if I check you out?

The Plumbing Song Weird Al Yankovic

Farian,B. Nail/1989] [Blame it on the Rain/D.

Midnight Star Weird Al Yankovic

Midnight Star, I wanna know, I wanna know. Eat jelly doughnuts and lose twenty pounds a day. Hear the story of the man born without a head.

You Make Me Weird Al Yankovic

You make me wanna slam my head against the wall. You make me do the limbo. You make me wanna buy a slurpee at the mall. You make me watch the Gong Show.

Polka Power "Weird Al" Yankovic

I want, what I really really want So tell us what you want, what you really really want I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want So tell us what you want, what you really really want I wanna

TRASH DAY Weird Al Yankovic

TRASH DAY Parody of "Hot In Herre" by Nelly New Lyrics by Al Yankovic Rotten So rotten here So rotten Oh It was like, the last day before trash day My place was gettin' kinda nas-tay Even

Trash Day (Parody of "Hot In Herre" by Nelly) Weird Al Yankovic

hold your nose (Hey, you disgusting slob, you gotta take the trash out) Boy there's a lot in here (a lot) And every day it grows (Hey, you disgusting slob, you gotta take the trash out) Make ya wanna

Ebay Weird Al

eBay by Al Yankovic NOTE: A special HTML-Links Version of \"eBay\" lyrics is available. Lyrics: Yeah A used ... pink bathrobe A rare ... mint snowglobe A Smurf ...

Gotta Boogie Weird Al Yankovic

(gotta boogie, uh huh, he's gotta boogie) I gotta boogie (gotta boogie, uh huh, he's gotta boogie) Gotta boogie on my finger and I can't shake it off (boogie) Gotta boogie (boogie) Hey, you wanna

Ebay Weird Al Yankovic

(I bought it on eBay) Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox) Wanna buy (a case on vintage tube socks) Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr.

Ebay (Parody of "I Want It That Way" by the Backstreet Boys) Weird Al Yankovic

(I bought it on eBay) Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox) Wanna buy (a case on vintage tube socks) Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr.

Alternative Polka Weird Al Yankovic

I am I am I am I said I wanna get next to you I said I'm gonna get close to you You wouldn't want me have to hurt you, too Hurt you, too I know what's on my mind I know you like what's on my mind I know

Talk Soup Weird Al Yankovic

I dated Siamese twins I slept with Bigfoot, too Get me on Sally Jesse Put me on Donahue 'Cause I wanna tell the whole world about it Right now My dog's a narcoleptic My mom's a circus freak

Hooked On Polkas Weird Al Yankovic

When you wanna go to it. Relax, don't do it. When you wanna come. Relax, don't do it. When you wanna sock it to it. Relax, don't do it. When you wanna come. When you wanna come.

Young, Dumb, and Ugly Weird Al Yankovic

Dumb and Ugly That's what we are We're so Young, Dumb and Ugly We wear black leather in the hottest weather You can't imagine the smell We got three-day stubble, our name spells trouble T-R-U-B-E-L

Albuquerque [2] Weird Al Yankovic

Do you wanna join the Columbia Record Club?"

Jerry Springer "Weird Al" Yankovic

(barking) Gal Guest : Woofie, you b-tch! Gal Guest : Well, I'm also sleepin' with your pet goat! (baaahhing) Guy Guest : That goat doesn't love you!

Mr. Popeil Weird Al Yankovic

I wanna shine some pennies! I wanna mend some leather! I wanna Krazy-Glue my head to the bottom of a big steel girder! (Please, no C.O.D.'s. Don't miss out on this deal.) Ah, help me. Mr.

Girls Just Want To Have Lunch Weird Al Yankovic

all they really want Some lunch Don't ask 'em to dinner or breakfast or brunch 'Cause girls, they want to have lunch Oh, girls just want to have lunch Girls, they want Want to have lunch Girls wanna

Waffle King Weird Al Yankovic

I wanna see you grovel, you waffle-eatin' fools Everybody on your Knees!

Toothless People Weird Al Yankovic

Toothless people...their breath is lethal, wanna tell you Hey...come on! Stand up...get on your feet!

Bedrock Anthem Weird Al Yankovic

[Under the Bridge, Give It Away/Red Hot Chili Peppers/1991] Sometimes I feel Like I need a vacation Sometimes I feel Like I wanna go To the city of cavemen The city of Bedrock I'd be a Flintstone

Germs "Weird Al" Yankovic

they're watching me They're always watching me They're coming after me Microscopic bacteria Won't somebody help me Please somebody help me You've got to believe me They're out to get me They wanna

Do I Creep You Out Weird Al Yankovic

Everytime I shake your hand now Wanna stick your fingers in my mouth Do I creep you out? Call you every night and hang up Gonna carve your name in my leg In my leg, oh-oh!

Belvedere Cruising Weird Al Yankovic

Belvedere Goin' Belvedere cruisin' tonight I don't think that I could cruise In one of those small VW's Or zip along the highway in a classy pickup truck There's somethin' 'bout a Comet That makes me wanna

Smells Like Nirvana Weird Al Yankovic

We don't wanna Buy our album, we're Nirvana A garage band from Seattle Well, it sure beats raising cattle Yeah And I forgot the next verse Oh well, I guess it pays to rehearse The lyric sheet's

White And Nerdy Weird Al Yankovic

I wanna roll with- The gangsters But so far they all think I'm too white n' nerdy Think I'm just too white n' nerdy Think I'm just too white n' nerdy I'm just too white n' nerdy Really really white

The Brandy Bunch Weird Al Yankovic

Turn it off, Turn it off, I don't wanna have to see The Brady Bunch. Not the Brady Bunch. Well, the Brady Bunch. Yeah, the Brady Bunch.

Don't Download This Song Weird Al Yankovic

running over school kids with your car So don't download this song The record store's where you belong Go and buy the CD like you know that you should Oh, don't download this song Oh, you don't wanna

Ringtone Weird Al Yankovic

me whenever I get a call Well, everybody (everybody) Everybody (everybody) Everybody in the world really hates my ringtone When my phone goes off at work I look like the biggest jerk Total strangers wanna

Couch Potato Weird Al Yankovic

eyes wide, palms are sweaty There's Flinstones on the TV already, Wilma 'n' Betty No virgin to channel surfin', and I'm HD-ready So flip Garbage is all I'm getting There's Simon Cowell who folks wanna

Couch Potato (Parody of "Lose Yourself" by Eminem) Weird Al Yankovic

wide, palms are sweaty There's Flintstones on the TV already Wilma 'n' Betty No virgin to channel surfin' And I'm HD-ready So I flip - garbage is all I'm getting There's Simon Cowell Who folks wanna

Dog Eat Dog Weird Al Yankovic

Nobody's sure what I do here And that's just fine with me Five o'clock is here much too soon now 'Cause I just never wanna leave I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals Maybe I could

Cable TV Weird Al Yankovic

Wizard is on at five I got a satellite dish on the trunk of my car So I can watch MTV while I drive I'm talkin' 'bout real quality programs The kind you just can't get for free Now I never wanna

Such a Groovy Guy Weird Al Yankovic

So now you tell me that you're leavin' me for good, And all I wanna know is why? I mean, after all, I'm such a groovy guy. (such a groovy guy) Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy.

Taco Grande Weird Al Yankovic

You see, I just gotta have a tostada, carne asada That's right, I want the whole enchilada My only addiction has to do with flour tortilla I need a quesadilla I love to stuff my face with tacos al

Polka Your Eyes Out Weird Al Yankovic

Do me, baby, do me, baby You can do me in the morning, you can Do me inthe night You can do me when you wanna do me Yodel-ay-ee-hoo!

Jackson Park Express Weird Al Yankovic

over my own skin But not in a creepy way Then, I'm pretty sure, she looked at me, out of the corner of her good eye And, though, she never spoke a word, this is exactly what I heard She was saying, Oh I wanna

Pretty Fly For A Rabbi Yankovic, "Weird Al"

pretty fly (for a rabbi) He shops at discount stores, not just any will sufice He has to find a bargain 'cause he won't pay retail price He never acts meshugga and he's hardly a schlemiel But if you wanna

Pretty Fly For A Rabbi "Weird Al" Yankovic

pretty fly (for a rabbi) He shops at discount stores, not just any will sufice He has to find a bargain 'cause he won't pay retail price He never acts meshugga and he's hardly a schlemiel But if you wanna

Amish Paradise Weird Al Yankovic

Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like On my knees day and night scorin' points for the afterlife So don't be vain and don't be whiny

Dare To Be Stupid Weird Al Yankovic

Chevyrolet And party 'till you're broke and they drive you away It's OK, you can dare to be stupid It's like spitting on a fish It's like barking up a tree It's like I said you gotta buy one if you wanna

Virus Alert Weird Al Yankovic

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Virus Alert Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please We wanna give you a warning 'Cause I found out this morning About a dangerous, insidious computer virus If

Word Crimes Weird Al Yankovic

or a group of words By the omission of a sound or letter Okay, now here's some notes Syntax you're always mangling No x in espresso Your participle's danglin' But I don't want your drama If you really wanna

I Can't Watch This Weird Al Yankovic

Wanna cover my eyes and plug my ears It sucks, and that's no lie It's about as much fun as watching paint dry Lowers my IQ one notch And that's the reason why, uh, I can't watch I told you

NOW That's What I Call Polka! Weird Al Yankovic

Po, po, po, po Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh Hey, I just met you And this is crazy But here's my number So call me, maybe And all the other boys Try to chase me But here's my number So call me, maybe I wanna

Trapped In The Drive - Thru Weird Al Yankovic

Say, it's gettin' late...watcha wanna do for dinner? She says "I kinda had a big lunch. So I'm not super hungry." I said "Well you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either But I could eat."

Albuquerque [1] Weird Al Yankovic

lucky autographed glow-in-the-dark snorkel But finally I arived at the world famous Albuquerque Holiday Inn Where the towels are oh so fluffy And you can eat your soup right out of the ashtrays if you wanna

Angry White Boy Polka Weird Al Yankovic

ANGRY WHITE BOY POLKA Medley Arranged by Al Yankovic [LAST RESORT (Papa Roach)] Cut my life into pieces This is my last resort, suffocation, no breathing Don't give a... if I cut my arm bleeding

The Weird Al Show Theme Yankovic, "Weird Al"

Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal But the sanitation workers really didn't approve So he packed up his accordion and had to move To a city in Ohio