Such a Groovy Guy Weird Al Yankovic

And when I look in the mirror, oh it's such an awesome sight. It makes me want to kneel down and pray. I'm so adorable and charming. I'm sure that you can see.

Lame Claim To Fame Weird Al Yankovic

very next bathroom stall My best friend's brother Well, he was an extra in Wayne's World 2 My neighbour's baby sitter Dated three of the guys in Motley Crue I swear Jack Nicholson Looked right at me at a

I Remember Larry Weird Al Yankovic

Say do you remember that guy Larry next door Well he always was the neighborhood clown Like the time he pulled my pants off and he took those color pictures And posted copies all over town Or the time

The Weird Al Show Theme Yankovic, "Weird Al"

Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal But the sanitation workers really didn't approve So he packed up his accordion and had to move To a city in Ohio

The Weird Al Show Theme "Weird Al" Yankovic

Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal But the sanitation workers really didn't approve So he packed up his accordion and had to move To a city in Ohio

Jerry Springer "Weird Al" Yankovic

who learned his woman was a she-male Yesterday it occurred to me That I've been watchin' a bit too much Jerry Springer Holy cow, d'you see it last week?

The Saga Begins "Weird Al" Yankovic

Oh my my this here Anakin guy May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

The Saga Begins Yankovic, "Weird Al"

Oh my my this here Anakin guy May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

My Bologna Weird Al Yankovic

Open up a package of my bologna. Oooh, I think the toast is done, The toast is done. Top it with a little of my bologna. Never gonna stop, Eat it up.

Cheerios, Apple Jacks, Cheerios Weird Al Yankovic

Cheerios, Apple Jacks, Cheerios Did you know Froot Loops fit in your nose I may be just a simple guy But just the thought of Corn Flakes makes me high Cheerios, Cocoa Puffs, Cheerios Makes me

Night Santa Went Crazy Weird Al Yankovic

Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death Had a rifle in his hands and cheap

Stop Dragging My Car Around Weird Al Yankovic

Well, I didn't know it was a loading zone. What a bummer, I as so brought down. I had to chase that tow truck a over town, yellin' Stop draggin' my... Stop draggin' my...

Living With a Hernia Weird Al Yankovic

Jones He took my trousers off, told me to cough Doctor says there ain't nothin' to discuss He tells me any day I might have to wear a truss Living with a hernia All the time, such aggravation Living

Handy Weird Al Yankovic

First things first, I'm a craftsman craftsman Remodelling is my only passion it's my passion And I'm the greatest in the business Want referrals, yo My clientele will bear you witness right, right I can

Ebay Weird Al

eBay by Al Yankovic NOTE: A special HTML-Links Version of \"eBay\" lyrics is available. Lyrics: Yeah A used ... pink bathrobe A rare ... mint snowglobe A Smurf ...

Weasel Stomping Day Weird Al Yankovic

Faces filled with joy and cheer What a magical time of year Howdy Ho!

Party Dt The Leper Colony Weird Al Yankovic

PARTY AT THE LEPER COLONY by Al Yankovic Finger food and an ice cold keg It won't cost you an arm and a leg Dance all night to a rotten band Come on, people, let's give 'em a hand Saturday night

Party at the leper colony Weird Al Yankovic

Finger food and an ice cold keg It won't cost you an arm and a leg Dance all night to a rotten band Come on, people, let's give 'em a hand Saturday night, it's the place to be Everybody cut footloose

Ebay Weird Al Yankovic

Yeah A used ... pink bathrobe A rare ... mint snowglobe A Smurf ...

Ebay (Parody of "I Want It That Way" by the Backstreet Boys) Weird Al Yankovic

Yeah A used ... pink bathrobe A rare ... mint snowglobe A Smurf ...

That Boy Could Dance Weird Al Yankovic

We all used to call him Jimmy the Geek He was a dumb-lookin', scrawny, little four-eyed freak He never used to hang around with the guys He'd just sit in the corner, attractin' the flies He wasn't

Pretty Fly For A Rabbi Yankovic, "Weird Al"

Oy vey, oy vey And all the goyim say I'm pretty fly for a rabbi Meccha leccha hi, meccha hiney hiney ho Our temple's had a fair share of rabbis in the past But most of 'em were nudniks and none

Syndicated Inc. Weird Al Yankovic

I will always be busy Watching my TV Oprah Winfrey talks to me Every day at three Then soon it'll be Wheel and Jeopardy Syndicated Incorporated Syndicated Incorporated Well, I'm in such ecstasy When

Albuquerque [2] Weird Al Yankovic

Well, to cut a long story short, he got away with my snorkel But I made a a solemn vow right then and there that I would not rest I would not sleep for an instant until the one-nostrilled man was brought

My Own Eyes Weird Al Yankovic

I saw a baby drive a truck I saw a junkie eat a tuba I saw a stripper kiss a duck Behind a dumpster in Aruba I saw this fat, psychotic guy His underwear was made of crickets He pawned a skeleton to buy

I Can't Watch This Weird Al Yankovic

America's Funniest Home Videos I can't believe my eyes When I see the kind of stuff that wins first prize Somebody's poor old mom Falls down off the roof, lands right on the lawn Face first on a

'Frank's 2000'' TV' Weird Al Yankovic

Frank's 2000" TV Risin' above the city, blocking out the noonday sun It dwarfs the mighty redwoods and it towers over everyone I still remember when that delivery truck came down our block What a

This Is The Life Weird Al Yankovic

I eat filet mignon seven times a day. My bathtub's filled with Perrier. What can I say? This is the life! I buy a dozen cars when I'm in the mood. I hire somebody to chew my food.

Pigeons Weird Al Yankovic

Pigeons are such reprehensible things Some critics, I'm told, call them rodents with wings They terrorize folks with their constant dive-bombing Which some find distasteful and some quite alarming

Yoda Weird Al Yankovic

[Lola/The Kinks/1970] I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda, S O D A, soda. I saw the little runt/wimp sitting there on a log.

Phony Calls Weird Al Yankovic

Mom and dad are goin' out for the evening And you're stuck inside the house all alone That's when you decide it might be fun to harrassomeone Dial a random number up on your telephone You ask if their

Mr. Popeil Weird Al Yankovic

I need a Vegematic! I need a Pocket Fisherman! I need a handy appliance That'll scramble an egg while it's still inside its shell! (Operators are standing by. How does that make you feel?)

weenie in a bottle Weird Al Yankovic

No-one wanted to be with me, had to make my dream come true I wanted to hump something, I didn't know what to do It seemed like a good idea, and no-one else was around I stuck my weenie in a bottle, and

Ricky Weird Al Yankovic

Oh, Ricky, What's a girl like me supposed to do? You really drive me wild When you sing your Ba-ba-lu. Oh, Lucy, You're so dizzy, Don't you have a clue? Well, here's to you, Lucy!

The Plumbing Song Weird Al Yankovic

Warran] Baby, I sure wish I could lend you a hand But plumbing's one thing I don't understand It's true (haven't got a clue) B-b-b-baby, I can tell you've got a big problem When I flush the john

Genius In France Weird Al Yankovic

By Al Yankovic I'm not the brightest crayon in the box Everyone says I'm dumber than a bag of rocks I barely even know how to put on my own pants But I'm a genius in France (yeah), genius in France

Polkas on 45 Weird Al Yankovic

A fire in the sky. Smoke on the water. [Sex (I'm a...)/Berlin] (I'm a man) I'm a boy. (I'm a man) Well, I'm your mother. (I'm a man) I'm a one-night stand. (I'm a man) Am I by?

Ringtone Weird Al Yankovic

Once, not very long ago, I was respected, I was popular (popular, ooh) But now I hang my head in shame (ahh, ooh) My life is filled with such regret A bad mistake I can't forget And now I'll never be the

Amish Paradise Weird Al Yankovic

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain But that's just perfect for an Amish like me You know, I shun fancy things like electricity

When I Was Your Age Weird Al Yankovic

Let me set you straight You kids today ain't never had it rough Always had everything handed to you on a silver plate You lazy brats think nothing's good enough Well, nobody ever drove me to school

Everything You Know Is Wrong Weird Al Yankovic

I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane With a rabid wolverine in my underwear When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes I guessed

A Complicated Song Weird Al Yankovic

A COMPLICATED SONG Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne New lyrics by Al Yankovic Uh huh... extra cheese Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me Pizza party at your house I went just to check

Eat It Weird Al Yankovic

How come you're always such a fussy young man?

A Complicated Song (Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne) Weird Al Yankovic

Uh huh... extra cheese Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me Pizza party at your house I went just to check it out 19 extra larges - what a shame No one came Just us, eatin' all alone You said

A Complicated Song (Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne) Weird Al Yankovic

Uh huh... extra cheese Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me Pizza party at your house I went just to check it out 19 extra larges - what a shame No one came Just us, eatin' all alone You said,

Complicated Song Weird Al Yankovic

A COMPLICATED SONG Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne New lyrics by Al Yankovic Uh huh... extra cheese Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me Pizza party at your house I went just

Trapped In The Drive - Thru Weird Al Yankovic

I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich Instead, this time" I said "You always get a cheeseburger!" She says "That's not what I'm hungry for."

Whatever You Like Weird Al Yankovic

please like Burger King or Mickey Ds and baby you can have whatever you like(If you like) I said you can even have the large fries(large fries) yeah, yeah Baby, you should know I am really quite a

The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota Weird Al Yankovic

weiners, Crossword puzzles, Spider-Man comics, and mama's home made rhubarb pie Pulled out of the driveway and the neighbors, they all waved good-bye And so began our three day journey We picked up a

Peter and the Wolf Weird Al Yankovic

Louie the Cat is a clarinet. All right, he's not really a clarinet. He's just --- you know, he's represented by a clarinet.... The part of the Grandfather will be played by Don Amiche.