Joke Shop Man The Bonzo Dog Band

"The Joke Shop Man has lots of gags Like plastic ears, exploding fags A million laughs to give your friends a treat Ho ho, hee hee, ha ha The Joke Shop Man has lots of gags He wraps them up in paper

Bad Blood The Bonzo Dog Band

Stanshall Not long ago in a one-horse town down south of Santa Fe A one-eyed half-breed amputee sat thinkin' of the way He'd settle the score with that runnin' sore who had left him the way he is One-armed

The Intro and the Outro The Bonzo Dog Band

with you, happy you could stick around Like to introduce "Legs" Larry Smith, drums Sam Spoons, rhythm pole And Vernon Dudley Bohay-Nowell, bass guitar And Neil Innes, piano Come in, Rodney Slater on the

Big Shot The Bonzo Dog Band

Stanshall I am the Big Shot. You heard me right the first time, name of bachelor, Johnny Cool. Occupation: big shot. Occupation at the moment: just having fun.

Readymades The Bonzo Dog Band

Wendy Wetlip stares from a poster Ignoring the drawing adorning her smile Her lover has shuffled away Looking the other way Ronnie the Raincoat hangs out in a book store He's never seen his own wife in

Mr Apollo The Bonzo Dog Band

Apollo's Body building plans He's the strongest man The world has ever seen And if you take his courses He'll make you big and rough Oh! And you can beat up bullies 'til they cry "Oh lah!

You Done My Brain In The Bonzo Dog Band

Well Lookin' like a muscle man You crawled out from the swamp Slimy, wild, you honey child Give me your hump You done my brain in Whahh!

The Monster Mash The Bonzo Dog Band

I was working in the lab, late one night When my eyes beheld a eerie sight For my monster from the slab began to rise And suddenly to my surprise he did the mash From my laboratory in the castle

Humanoid Boogie The Bonzo Dog Band

out their energy cells like an infrared hot dog Motorbike heart beats flutter to the stutter Of the humanoid heart-throb sobbin' out a ticker tape tune By the light of the moon Bleep, bleep, keep rockin

The Bride Stripped Bare By 'Bachelors' The Bonzo Dog Band

So the boys got together and formed a band... uh, f'fate played the straight man, and since then they've never looked back...

Mickey's Son and Daughter The Bonzo Dog Band

Connor-Lisbana All the world is so delighted And the kids are so excited 'Cos the stork has brought A son and daughter For Mr. and Mrs.

We Were Wrong The Bonzo Dog Band

That boozy English day at the Brighton Race Courses. (The wind blew my skirt up & it frightened the horses). We were wrong etc. The May-Ball in Oxford we arrived in a punt.

Jollity Farm The Bonzo Dog Band

And this one's name is Jollity; believe me, folks, it's great For everything sings out to us as we go through the gate All the little pigs, they grunt and howl The cats mee-yow The dogs bow-wow Everybody

The Trouser Press The Bonzo Dog Band

(No) Well, do the trouser press, baby! One, two three! [Sung] Trouser press fever! Wooh! Trouser press fever! Wooh! Trouser press fever! Wooh! Trouser press fever! Wooh!

I'm the Urban Spaceman The Bonzo Dog Band

"I'm the urban spaceman, baby; I've got speed I've got everything I need I'm the urban spaceman, baby; I can fly I'm a supersonic guy I don't need pleasure I don't feel pain If you were to knock me down

My Pink Half of the Drainpipe The Bonzo Dog Band

You who speak to me across the fence Of common sense How your tomato plant will win a prize, won't that be nice, And by the way, how's your wife?

Busted The Bonzo Dog Band

I'm filthy, I'm hungry I'm fed up to the teeth I'm very revolutionary I haven't washed in weeks You've seen me dancing topless And kipping on the beach I'm so bloody normal Yet I'm one of nature's

Canyons of Your Mind The Bonzo Dog Band

[Spoken] This is the b-side of our platter, sports fans.

Tubas In The Moonlight The Bonzo Dog Band

Spear Through the twilight, I can hear the humming of a melancholy coon. (mm-mm) Of the memories that still linger, I thank you mister Moon.

Keynsham The Bonzo Dog Band

Lipstickgleam Hexachloraphene Cling cling the ring Clang clang she sang It's tragic magic There are no coincidences But sometimes the pattern is more obvious Lipstickgleam Hexachloraphene Cling

Can Blue Men Sing the Whites The Bonzo Dog Band

Oh Lord, wish my bed wasn't silken sheets so tight I got to keep my strength up got to do a show tonight I'll have a cup of coffee while I'm taking in the news No need to have a shave 'cause I'm gonna

Quiet Talks And Summer Walks The Bonzo Dog Band

Innes They passed me by in Quiet talk Hand in hand on a Summer walk They don't think they're overheard But I hear their every word She wants to know if he will love her 'Til the day he dies But how can

Postcard The Bonzo Dog Band

Oh, I do like to be beside the sea Drinking bear sits in Silver's Arcade Sips imaginary lemonade Amusement Pork!

Shirt The Bonzo Dog Band

Oooh oooh Wah wah wah wah wah-ah Wah wah wah wah wah-ah Wah wah wah wah wah Wah wah wah Wah-ah Wah wah wah wha wah-ah [Chorus:] Shirt Shirt Shirt Shakin' the shirt Ah, well-a shakin' my shirt all over

Tent The Bonzo Dog Band

So you've no rejection Shall we say with the ladies?

We Are Normal The Bonzo Dog Band

We We are (are are are are are...) We We are... And, uh, here come some normals... They look like normal... Hawaiians. Well, uh, you didn't mention what month. You think you're normal? Yes, quite n...

Look At Me I'm Wonderful The Bonzo Dog Band

all buy my records so I'd like to say Some little ole cliche He's a super, greasy, glossy show-biz star in a black tuxedo he looks wunderbar He has a slight American accent And his body's so re-laxez The

What Do You Do? The Bonzo Dog Band

What do you do? I don't know, but I know I do it every day Why do you do it? I don't know, but I know I do it anyway I do what I do, indeed I do I do what I do, every day Indeed I do I do what I do...

I Want To Be With You The Bonzo Dog Band

I need you near me I want to be with you I need you near me, my love The two of us are one Mother of my son No one else will do I just want to be with you I want to be with you Can you hear me?

Strange Band Family

Chapman Dog and his master, took out together Heading due west, away from the east Walking the road, leading a blind man Staff in his hadn, and a dog that could see Strange looking band were we Man and

The Equestrian Statue The Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band

There once was a very famous man On his famous horse he'd ride through the land The people used to see him everywhere When he died, they put a statue in the square hooray Here comes the Equestrian Statue

The Equestrian Statue (2007 Digital Remaster) The Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band

Innes There once was a very famous man On his famous horse he'd ride through the land The people used to see him everywhere When he died, they put a statue in the square (hooray) Here comes the Equestrian

A Song For Mama Funky Bonzo Band

You taught me everything And everything you`ve givin me I always keep it inside You`re the driving force in my life, yeah There isn`t anything or anyone that I can be And it just wouldn`t feel right

I\'m The Urban Spaceman Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band

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One Man Band Three Dog Night

Ain't no two ways about it I just can't live without ya Let's get together, I can't wait forever Here I am, take my hand I'm your man Ain't no two ways about it I just got to shout Let's get together,

Dog Eat Dog Coolwave Band

낯선 타지에서 나 살기 원했다 핏줄을 찾아서 하소연 해봐도 변해버린 너의 눈빛 속에서 더 이상 내맘둘 수 없어 나의 피를 빨아먹는 너 Dog eat dog Dog eat dog (Dog eat dog) 서로 의심만 늘어가 (Dog eat dog) 가슴에 못을 박았지 (Dog eat dog) 돌이킬 수 없는 상처 (Dog eat dog) 아물기 전에 또 상처

Drunk In A Band Del Amitri

Pat is the guy with a record shop and John sells fruit but wants to be a cop and Paul deals speed in a celtic top but I'm just a drunk in a band Joe does tele-sales and martial arts and Jim pushes patients

Introducing The Band Suede

Dog man star took a suck on a pill And stabbed a cerebellum with a curious quill Europe, America, Winterland Introducing the band Chic thug stuttered through a stereo dream A fifty knuckle

Introducing The Band Suede

Dog man star took a suck on a pill And stabbed a cerebellum with a curious quill Europe, America, Winterland Introducing the band Chic thug stuttered through a stereo dream A fifty knuckle shuffle

Holy Cow The Band

Holy smoke Well it ain't no joke (No joke) hey, hey, hey First, my boss The job I lost Since you walked out on me Holy smoke, what you doing to me?

I Started A Joke Pet Shop Boys

I started a joke which startled a whole world of quiet But I couldn't see that the joke was on me, oh no I started to cry which started the whole world laughing Oh if I couldn't see that the joke was

The Poet And The One Man Band Kayak

I can see a worried man Paper still white, he's on a journey that will never end He's got the message, needing words, but doesn't understand The poet and the one man band No one seems to know Why life

Savoir Faire Chic

Dog man star took a suck on a pill And stabbed a cerebellum with a curious quill Europe, America, Winterland Introducing the band Chic thug stuttered through a stereo dream A fifty knuckle shuffle heavy

Elvis On Velvet Stray Cats

All night long way black top highway midnight hitting a groove Mustang radio rag top jukebox hound dog don't be cruel Roadside rest stop all night truck stop side show out of a van Rhinestone lunchbox

Bad Time For Bonzo The Damned

"Bad time You know I saw him in a movie with his leather on Bad time The fists were flying and the guns did roar Bad time You know I kinda liked the way he sung his cowboy songs Bad time But I can't listen

Bad Time For Bonzo (Live) The Damned

Bad time You know I saw him in a movie with his leather on Bad time The fists were flying and the guns did roar Bad time You know I kinda liked the way he sung his cowboy songs Bad time But I can't listen

The Wrong Band Tori Amos

I think it's perfectly clear, We're in the wrong band.

Big Chief II O.S.I.

Dead man dog at the graveyard fence He wanna go where his master went Cop shoot the man 'cause the knife got bent And the landlord suin' for the backward rent Man bite dog 'cause the master dead And the

Do You Know Da Band

Y'all hear the guitars Wyclef is in the building Puffy came to get me I have officially made the band I'm a rockstar Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh a Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh a Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh

Funky Nassau Blues Brothers Band

Nassau\'s gone funky Nassau\'s gone soul We\'ve got a dog on beat now We gonna call our very own Nassau rock and Nassau roll Nassau\'s got a whole lotta soul Huh Feel alright Mini skirt