THE SCIENCE OF MYTH Screeching Weasel

If you've ever question beliefs that you hold you're not alone But you oughtta realize that every myth is a metaphor in the case or Christianity and Judaism there exist the belief that spiritual matters

Degenerate (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

In your beady eyes I don't make the scene Well your right if being part of your teenage soap opera's what you mean Degenerate degenerate Encapsulated with all the other creeps In another lame quest to

99 (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

I think of you every minute of just about every other day It's funny but the tv dosen't seem to make my thoughts about you go away Every time I think of you I start to follow clues can't call you from

Planet of the Apes (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

Planet of the apes you're a primate Planet of the apes you're what I hate This orangutuan is a one man gang a big fat ass baboon Planet of the apes you are so wrong Planet of the dinks here comes King

COOL KIDS Screeching Weasel

there's a real cool club on the other side of town where the real cool kids go to sit around and talk bad about the other kids yea it's a real cool club and you're not part of it there's millie

Mary Was an Anarchist Screeching Weasel

Mary was a girl with a cause she was simply fed up mary moved out to berkeley and stuck pins her face as a sort of statement against oppression of her sex mary took a walk in the park with a sign

HANDCUFFED TO YOU Screeching Weasel

it's been so long since that magic trick went wrong and chained me to you and i wanna get out please find the key cause i really gotta pee and i'm sick of having to hold it i'm tired of trying

ASHTRAY Screeching Weasel

I can't pay the rent, the 20 bucks I made last week's already spent The landlord's at the door and there's dried beer and cigarette butts on the floor Can't seem to go to work and let some fucker

Breaking Point Screeching Weasel

do you ever shut up do you ever shut up why not gossip about martina hingis you can rhyme her name with cunnilingus "the u.s. open's a piece of piss when you're a little swiss miss" she's at break point

MARCH OF THE LAWNMOWERS Screeching Weasel

You always wanted a real nice lawn Now your whole back yard is gone Too bad you tried to cut your grass Too bad that you ran out of gas You drank just one too many beers Now it's in your car and

STUPID GIRL Screeching Weasel

stupid girl i've had enough of all of your whining stupid girl i've heard enough of all of your crying don't scream at me and get all mad he's the one who treats you oh so bad stupid girl i understand

EXPERIENCE THE OZZFISH Screeching Weasel

I got a call last night from Warren Somebody told him his band is boring Warren was crying, he felt so bad Cause the punks don't like his bell-bottom pants Experience the Ozzfish (x2) I went

Pervert At Large Screeching Weasel

creeping in the bushes spying on old ladies he's a trembling psycho fingering his wallet drooling like a baby waiting for the homos prancing all around in his garter belt and panties remembering the catholic

THE FIRST DAY OF SUMMER Screeching Weasel

seasons will change and so will you i've seen the signs a million times before you try so hard to keep your cool what's the matter with today you're always planning somethin and that something's

The First Day Of Winter Screeching Weasel

the days are shorter now but you remember now i just wish that you weren't remembering that way you're gonna kill yourself everything is gray everything is not okay and i can't talk to you until i see

Burnout Girl (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

I walk by your house while you're laying in bed Thoughts of rescuing you race through my head I'd rip my heart out of my chest and hold it for you to inspect and while the blood dripped down our hands

ONE STEP BEYOND Screeching Weasel

It seems to me you shut out anything that might confuse the warped and twistedvisions of the narrow little paths you choose we're all potential converts inyour eyes I think instead you need to take

SLOMOTION Screeching Weasel

Take stock of the situation assess the comlications that arise from our half truths the stage in this case is just a tool to make it possible for you to justify your blighted worldview I've got an

Celena Screeching Weasel

going to think about all the time she wasted with me and with him.

Plastic Bag Screeching Weasel

you say i need help you're gonna read me the riot act i'm stuck in the refrigerator of your ignorance well i don't wanna be here today i don't wanna be here anyway i don't wanna suffocate in a plastic

CLAIRE MONET Screeching Weasel

Claire Monet I heard someone say It's been so long since the last time I heard her name I learned a lot from her Yeah she was singular The one day she got married That's the last we saw of her

PSYCHIATRIST Screeching Weasel

Johnny got upset and drank a bottle of Sea Breeze Mommy figured out he wasn't too happy The family looks nice beu they're rotting inside They all hate eachother but nobody knows why So they go to

Surf Goddess (Ben Weasel / Joe King) Screeching Weasel

with a west coast girl an amazon in ripped jeans Looking out at Lake Michigan wishing that I was there She's hanging ten out in Hollywood two thousand miles away There's no doubt that you're just about the

Something Wrong Screeching Weasel

Another night another town another gig Another day of F.R. asking what the frig?

The American Dream Screeching Weasel

Oh say can you see the star spangled banner flying can you see everyone holding hands and brightly smiling well I see rioting and I see bodies in the streets in the future of the american dream I

SUNSHINE Screeching Weasel

It might seem like we're not the only ones to tell you But who's in charge of your destiny Some dumb fucker or is it you know It's not what's in between your legs But what's inside your head that

The Girl Next Door Screeching Weasel

White girl living in the big city In a big apartment house She's living with her boyfriend now She drives off every day for school and work She washes dishes now And watches tv on the pull out couch

NICARAGUA Screeching Weasel

I don't give a fuck about nicaragua I don't give a shit about the President I don't care about suburban white kids Trying to show they've got compassion Politics are boring Politics are fucking

ZOMBIES Screeching Weasel

You left me there at the shopping mall You left me standing All I had was some potato chips, a can of warm beer, and a face full of zits Then a barrel full of slime rolled over me I was burning

GET OFF MY BACK Screeching Weasel

You're ourside looking in poking your finget at me And you know that's a really good way to lose that thing but i'm not gonna bite this time cause i know that you think you're right but the facts

FALLING APART Screeching Weasel

I'm in a dream because everything seems Like it's moving through some kind of fog I try to explain but the words come out strange And I don't know what I'm doing wrong Cause I'm in my own world

I Can See Clearly Screeching Weasel

I can see clearly now the rain is gone I can see all obsticals in my way Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind It's gonna be a bright sunshiney day I think I can make it now the rain is gone

MAD AT THE PAPER BOY Screeching Weasel

MAd at the papaer boy that little nerd Can't throw a paper straight, the spastic twerp Hit me in the head with the Daily Sun Then he laughed like a maniac, the smart ass runt Mad at the paper boy

TRANCE Screeching Weasel

I haven't left the house in going on three days The air in here is getting stale but I don't know if I can take Another violent jab at the panic button on my brain I'm not snapping out of it and i

TEENAGE FREAK SHOW Screeching Weasel

Lucky you lucky me You're a threat to our community Mom don't like the way you look you're straight out of a comic look It's a teenage freakshow Funny hair and acting bored don't seem to matter anymore

PROFESSIONAL DISTRIBUTION Screeching Weasel

So you've heard we got the buzz We'll be so famous with you behind us Will you market us professionally? Can we be part of the music industry? PLEEZ????

Radio Blast Screeching Weasel

The product you're trying to sell Isn't going over to well with me And I just wanna see it explode The stations have the feel of the pulse of the nation And I'm losing my lunch It's a rip off and

I LOVE TO HATE Screeching Weasel

Love to hate I love to hate Deck the halls with Sharon Tate Love to hate I love to hate Assasinate, decapitate I need a dog that I can kick I need some to make me sick The girl that fills me with

YOU BLISTER MY PAINT Screeching Weasel

not the way it should be and i don't know what you're doing and i don't know what i'm doing now and if you wanna drag me down then i don't want to be around all the way up and all the way down

HOLY HARDCORE Screeching Weasel

Holy harcore jesus christ Knocking our religious life Live by Crass, die by the sword We're punk rock servants of the lord You say that all you want is peace The Bible preaches anarchy You say

BRADY Screeching Weasel

people Will like you for who you are 'Cause like is like a sitcom, a senior prom And I'm OK and you're OK Grade A - 10-4 - roger - over and out Listen up - check it out There's something ugly inside of

MORE PROBLEMS Screeching Weasel

You were once a nice suburban girl Until mom and dad gave you their special love You wanted to tell them something personal But the exact words you couldn't think of So you cut and dyed your hair

AUTOMATIC REJECTOR Screeching Weasel

He had a big mouth he didn't know when to stop he said "maybe we'll see someaction tonight from that bitch" but he was wrong she's the Automatic Rejectorhe came up behind her and started grabbing her

PHASERS ON KILL Screeching Weasel

what to do a spaceship crew came crashing through my house captain kirk the stupid jerk punched me in the mouth why'd you pick this place you came from outer space if you're sleeping on my couch

HARDCORE HIPPIE Screeching Weasel

27 Morons living on a tree Peace symbols, cheap, phony dime store beads Half the time flippin out on LSD Advocate non-violence you don't know how to fight Stupid, unobjective cause you think you're

Dummy Up Screeching Weasel

they want the truth but they keep on drawing blanks they torture you you're not giving up the facts they can't make you tell the truth they can't tell you what to do keep it mum when ask if you're a spy

I WANNA BE WITH YOU TONIGHT Screeching Weasel

I just know your name but still just the same I see you in my dreams at night I see you in my food when I eat I see your pretty mug I think that I'm in love If you kissed me I would blow up If you

DINGBAT Screeching Weasel

dumbness really bothers me Brainless questions constantly I wish shut her mouth, give me a break Oh God I hate her face She lives alone in her own world Naive wide-eyed little girl Dosen't care that the

WHAT WE HATE Screeching Weasel

The way things go I don't think so The changes that alter us are a product of our own volition and we become what we hate It's not hard to figure out that you're scared when you act so much better

You'll Be in My Dreams Today Screeching Weasel

I don't think that i'll ever forget the way you looked tonight forever in my mind I gave you stolen flowers and you gave me your last cigarette you'll be in my dreams today you showed me your new tattoo