TEENAGE FREAK SHOW Screeching Weasel

Lucky you lucky me You're a threat to our community Mom don't like the way you look you're straight out of a comic look It's a teenage freakshow Funny hair and acting bored don't seem to matter anymore

NICARAGUA Screeching Weasel

I don't give a fuck about nicaragua I don't give a shit about the President I don't care about suburban white kids Trying to show they've got compassion Politics are boring Politics are fucking

Degenerate (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

In your beady eyes I don't make the scene Well your right if being part of your teenage soap opera's what you mean Degenerate degenerate Encapsulated with all the other creeps In another lame quest to

I WAS A HIGH SCHOOL PSYCHOPATH Screeching Weasel

I was a high school psychopath I needed therapy I was a high school psychopath withan overload of energy there was a teenage wasteland in my brain from stayingafter school I didn't wanna pledge allegiance

BRADY Screeching Weasel

something creepy crawling on your brain There's something in you It's red white and blue inside of you As long as you don't have Lots of zits or small tits Or crooked teeth Then you won't be a freak

GUEST LIST Screeching Weasel

I was hanging out at the show feeling like a fat potato I don't know what I'm doing here I saw her at the door and she looked as bored as me so I got her in I put her on the guest list at the show

A NEW TOMORROW Screeching Weasel

We don't believe in god or jesus christ anymore We don't need colleges to validate our lives anymore We don't need twelve steps to show us how weak we've become anymore We don't need to buy into a

SAY NO TO AUTHORITY Screeching Weasel

to authority I like my Policeman He rules my world with guilt and fear Makes sure I know he's always near In case I should start acting "weird" I need you big brother To show me how I should feel

I WANNA BE NAKED Screeching Weasel

I wanna be naked I wanna be nude I wanna walk around in my birthday suit No more funny looks about the way I dress I'll show the whole world my nakedness I don't need no hangups, I wanna be naked

CRYING IN MY BEER Screeching Weasel

crying crying in my beer I got afeeling you've been damaged I think you've got way too much time on your handsI throw away your stupid little letter like Margie Whipple you don't get itif you were a TV show

YOUR NAME IS TATOOED ON MY HEART Screeching Weasel

don't forget that i don't forget you wherever i go what i do and should you slip my mind i'll have this to remind me your name is tattoed on my heart and i'll always be true am i such a fool to show

Your Name Is Tattooed on My Heart Screeching Weasel

true don't forget that i don't forget you wherever i go what i do and should you slip my mind i'll have this to remind me your name is tattoed on my heart and i'll always be true am i such a fool to show

LOVE Screeching Weasel

I don't wanna call you and take you to the show I don't wanna go on dates with you And write you sappy notes Cause I don't need the hassles I don't need the headaches too And I don't wanna be in

FATHEAD Screeching Weasel

cool for me why don't you go away Punky the fathead why don't you go away Baby baby baby baby baby baby when you see me why don't you go away You think we suck why don't you go away Come to the show

99 (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

I think of you every minute of just about every other day It's funny but the tv dosen't seem to make my thoughts about you go away Every time I think of you I start to follow clues can't call you ...

Surf Goddess (Ben Weasel / Joe King) Screeching Weasel

It could have happened to anyone but it happened to me I fell in love with a west coast girl an amazon in ripped jeans Looking out at Lake Michigan wishing that I was there She's hanging ten out i...

CLAIRE MONET Screeching Weasel

Claire Monet I heard someone say It's been so long since the last time I heard her name I learned a lot from her Yeah she was singular The one day she got married That's the last we saw of her I ...

I Hate Your Guts on Sunday (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

I hate your guts on Sunday no other day of the week I hate your guts on Sunday but Monday morning you look so sweetI hate your guts on Sunday and I'm not even sure why 'cause I love your guts on F...

Nobody Likes You (Ben Weasel / Danny Vapid) Screeching Weasel

Nobody likes you you are such a drag Nobody likes you you are such a brat Nobody likes you you see Nobody likes you not me Nobody likes you you're ugly dumb and mean Everyone hates you pass the Dr...

I HATE LED ZEPPELIN Screeching Weasel

Robert Plant is a slimy fuck John Bonham man, he really sucked Those greedy fuckers, those phoney shits They made their money off idiots I hate Led Zeppelin (x2) 12 dollar concerts were all the r...

Time Bomb (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

Joined at the hip again with him tonight You're almost invincible aside from all the nods and smiles but I know that You're gonna blow up 'cause you're a time bomb All set to go off you're a time ...

GOOD MORNING Screeching Weasel

The sun is up good morning to me It's gonna be a perfect day While everybody else sleeps I've got a smile on my face Because I know I'm alive It's a feeling inside That words just can't describe ...

Planet of the Apes (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

Planet of the apes you're a primate Planet of the apes you're what I hate This orangutuan is a one man gang a big fat ass baboon Planet of the apes you are so wrong Planet of the dinks here comes ...

Burnout Girl (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

I walk by your house while you're laying in bed Thoughts of rescuing you race through my head I'd rip my heart out of my chest and hold it for you to inspect and while the blood dripped down our h...

ZOMBIES Screeching Weasel

You left me there at the shopping mall You left me standing All I had was some potato chips, a can of warm beer, and a face full of zits Then a barrel full of slime rolled over me I was burning S...

THRIFT STORE GIRL Screeching Weasel

Well she's a thrift store girl Yeah she's a beautiful loser She'll switch price tags for me Sometimes meet me for coffee And I don't think she does that For anyone but me She dresses me for absolu...

BATES MOTEL Screeching Weasel

Got 12 rooms 12 vacancies You can do just what you please Just don't get mother to irate And don't ever call me Master Bates A man should have a hobby, true But I got so bored I needed something t...

VERONICA HATES ME Screeching Weasel

She always has something to say to ruin an otherwise nice day She always has to start a fight She doesn't like the way I think She don't understand why i must drink to go out on Friday night But I...

TOTALLY Screeching Weasel

Totally cool that your hair is blue I totally drool when I think about you Totally neat totally sweet Totally knocked me off my feet Totally rad but it's too bad You're not aware of all my plans ...

SOCIETY Screeching Weasel

I can't stand your right wing phonies I don't like you congress cronies You spend your days at shopping malls You buy guns 'cause you don't have any balls Society makes we want to puke (x2) Amer...

Radio Blast Screeching Weasel

The product you're trying to sell Isn't going over to well with me And I just wanna see it explode The stations have the feel of the pulse of the nation And I'm losing my lunch It's a rip off and ...

LEATHER JACKET Screeching Weasel

I wanna tell you what's on my mind And i wanna bill you for wasted time And wasted cigarettes that quenched your fix And wasted spit I left there upon your lips I'm getting used to the fact you l...

COWS Screeching Weasel

Cows - They're comin near me Hope they don't see me They can't defeat me Oh please don't eat me ! Cows - won't give you butter If you pull their udder Cows now longer have sad eyes They won't be s...

HARDCORE HIPPIE Screeching Weasel

Who needs Dayglo ? Hey not me ! 27 Morons living on a tree Peace symbols, cheap, phony dime store beads Half the time flippin out on LSD Advocate non-violence you don't know how to fight Stupid, u...

THE SCIENCE OF MYTH Screeching Weasel

If you've ever question beliefs that you hold you're not alone But you oughtta realize that every myth is a metaphor in the case or Christianity and Judaism there exist the belief that spiritual m...

I, ROBOT Screeching Weasel

I am a robot I might be paranoid But I'm a living breathing humanoid I am a rhombus I plod around like dough And I'm secure in everything I know Am I American Blue metal under skin No I'm not huma...

CALIFORNIA SUCKS Screeching Weasel

California Sucks California sucks it's worse than old New York Filled with scum + wealthy worms + stupid surfing dorks Hot tubs and Jacuzzi's and swaying green palm trees Rockstars,assholes,sleazy...

RAINING NEEDLES Screeching Weasel

It's raining needles stuck in my head I wish I had stayed home in bed Raining needles - help me guys ! In my hands in my eyes My throat was stabbed I gurgle blood I fall on needles in the mud In ...

HANGING AROUND Screeching Weasel

I walked around alone last night and tried to look at people like I did backthen I kinda wanted to just hang out remind myself what it was all about abouteverything I thought I shattered and left ...

I Wrote Holden Caulfield (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

I loved you for the minute when you decided to tell me the truth I heard you and that night I cried for you I know that you're alone just like everyone else in the world Don't tell me that things ...

THE FIRST DAY OF SUMMER Screeching Weasel

seasons will change and so will you i've seen the signs a million times before you try so hard to keep your cool what's the matter with today you're always planning somethin and that something's a...

EXPERIENCE THE OZZFISH Screeching Weasel

I got a call last night from Warren Somebody told him his band is boring Warren was crying, he felt so bad Cause the punks don't like his bell-bottom pants Experience the Ozzfish (x2) I went to ...

TRANCE Screeching Weasel

I haven't left the house in going on three days The air in here is getting stale but I don't know if I can take Another violent jab at the panic button on my brain I'm not snapping out of it and i...

STUPID GIRL Screeching Weasel

stupid girl i've had enough of all of your whining stupid girl i've heard enough of all of your crying don't scream at me and get all mad he's the one who treats you oh so bad stupid girl i unders...

I WILL ALWAYS BE THERE Screeching Weasel

you keep on trying too hard to make something work out you're so afraid of your own loneliness and doubts i've had to stand by so many times while you got burned and i hope somneday you'll finally...

The Girl Next Door Screeching Weasel

White girl living in the big city In a big apartment house She's living with her boyfriend now She drives off every day for school and work She washes dishes now And watches tv on the pull out cou...

WHAT IS RIGHT Screeching Weasel

Gotta learn soon that things never last Cause I'm a punk rock christian with a bug up my ass Gotta know now if it's all worth a fight Cause if there's really a god then what else is right ? What ...

The American Dream Screeching Weasel

Oh say can you see the star spangled banner flying can you see everyone holding hands and brightly smiling well I see rioting and I see bodies in the streets in the future of the american dream I ...

LIKE A PARASITE Screeching Weasel

Like a parasite I wanna crawl all over you like a parasite think of all the cool things we could do like a parasite I wanna crawl all over you like a parasite I wanna lick you head to toe like a p...

I Can See Clearly Screeching Weasel

I can see clearly now the rain is gone I can see all obsticals in my way Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind It's gonna be a bright sunshiney day I think I can make it now the rain is gone ...