HANDCUFFED TO YOU Screeching Weasel

it's been so long since that magic trick went wrong and chained me to you and i wanna get out please find the key cause i really gotta pee and i'm sick of having to hold it i'm tired of trying

99 (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

I think of you every minute of just about every other day It's funny but the tv dosen't seem to make my thoughts about you go away Every time I think of you I start to follow clues can't call you from

Degenerate (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

In your beady eyes I don't make the scene Well your right if being part of your teenage soap opera's what you mean Degenerate degenerate Encapsulated with all the other creeps In another lame quest to

Goodbye to You Screeching Weasel

Goodbye to you and the stupid things you do goodbye to you goodbye to everything that you do goodbye to you it's always goodbye to you

Count To Three Screeching Weasel

i've had it with you and your friends i got eyes in the back of my head get the fuck away from me or i'll put you right over my knee count to three i'll ruin all your fun count to three and then you better

THREE SIDES Screeching Weasel

Three sided to every stupid question Three sided to everything you see Three sided to every stupid question Three sided to everything I've had enough of you and you and you

MORE PROBLEMS Screeching Weasel

You were once a nice suburban girl Until mom and dad gave you their special love You wanted to tell them something personal But the exact words you couldn't think of So you cut and dyed your hair

SLOGANS Screeching Weasel

words are stirring your anger's burning You could really use a slogan right now Eighteen and feeling pretty mean cause you're sick and fucking tired out being pushed around and around Up and fucking

MY RIGHT Screeching Weasel

My right to say what I want And think the way I wanna think My right I wanna speak my mind My right to yell my right to scream My right no one's ever gonna Tell me what I have to do I'll live the

CRYING IN MY BEER Screeching Weasel

What will it take to make you happy what will it take to stop your whining what will it take to make you amscray what will it take to stop your cryingI know that you've been so bored since the Circle

Outside Of You Screeching Weasel

so this bad joke comes to an end i can't believe that we were friends i don't know what you think about me do you really think that you're superior to me outside of you is where i'll be outside of you's

MARCH OF THE LAWNMOWERS Screeching Weasel

You always wanted a real nice lawn Now your whole back yard is gone Too bad you tried to cut your grass Too bad that you ran out of gas You drank just one too many beers Now it's in your car and

I WANNA BE WITH YOU TONIGHT Screeching Weasel

I just know your name but still just the same I see you in my dreams at night I see you in my food when I eat I see your pretty mug I think that I'm in love If you kissed me I would blow up If you

POLICE INSANITY Screeching Weasel

Another cop another gun Another way to end my fun Another fucking power game Hate in Law enforcement name Black and white or gold and blue My good time is a job for you Do you enjoy the fear you

LOVE Screeching Weasel

I don't wanna call you and take you to the show I don't wanna go on dates with you And write you sappy notes Cause I don't need the hassles I don't need the headaches too And I don't wanna be in

LEATHER JACKET Screeching Weasel

I wanna tell you what's on my mind And i wanna bill you for wasted time And wasted cigarettes that quenched your fix And wasted spit I left there upon your lips I'm getting used to the fact you

Dummy Up Screeching Weasel

they want the truth but they keep on drawing blanks they torture you you're not giving up the facts they can't make you tell the truth they can't tell you what to do keep it mum when ask if you're a spy

SAD LITTLE GIRL Screeching Weasel

Your smiley face is out of order today everything's wrong and you can't shut it off just stop resisting you'll never change anything start sharpening yourclaws don't try to live the way that you want

The First Day Of Winter Screeching Weasel

the days are shorter now but you remember now i just wish that you weren't remembering that way you're gonna kill yourself everything is gray everything is not okay and i can't talk to you until i see

SUNSHINE Screeching Weasel

It might seem like we're not the only ones to tell you But who's in charge of your destiny Some dumb fucker or is it you know It's not what's in between your legs But what's inside your head that

STUPID GIRL Screeching Weasel

stupid girl i've had enough of all of your whining stupid girl i've heard enough of all of your crying don't scream at me and get all mad he's the one who treats you oh so bad stupid girl i understand

WHAT WE HATE Screeching Weasel

The way things go I don't think so The changes that alter us are a product of our own volition and we become what we hate It's not hard to figure out that you're scared when you act so much better

ONE STEP BEYOND Screeching Weasel

It seems to me you shut out anything that might confuse the warped and twistedvisions of the narrow little paths you choose we're all potential converts inyour eyes I think instead you need to take

TEENAGE FREAK SHOW Screeching Weasel

Lucky you lucky me You're a threat to our community Mom don't like the way you look you're straight out of a comic look It's a teenage freakshow Funny hair and acting bored don't seem to matter anymore

Burnout Girl (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

I walk by your house while you're laying in bed Thoughts of rescuing you race through my head I'd rip my heart out of my chest and hold it for you to inspect and while the blood dripped down our hands

YOU BLISTER MY PAINT Screeching Weasel

i don't know what you're doing to me but i don't think it's the way it should be and i don't know what i'm doing i don't know what you're doing i don't know why you're picking on me but i know that's

YOUR NAME IS TATOOED ON MY HEART Screeching Weasel

well i know that our love is for real but i thought you should know how i feel so you're not going anywehre won't fad away cause your name is tattoed on my heart and i'll alwasy be true don't

Your Name Is Tattooed on My Heart Screeching Weasel

well i know that our love is for real but i thought you should know how i feel so you're not going anywhere won't fad away cause your name is tattoed on my heart and i'll always be true don't forget that

SOCIETY Screeching Weasel

I can't stand your right wing phonies I don't like you congress cronies You spend your days at shopping malls You buy guns 'cause you don't have any balls Society makes we want to puke (x2)

Time Bomb (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

Joined at the hip again with him tonight You're almost invincible aside from all the nods and smiles but I know that You're gonna blow up 'cause you're a time bomb All set to go off you're a time bomb

If I Was You (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

So if you were in my shoes you're saying that you would basically have it made Well if I was in your boots I'm telling you I would be making things my way I'd take what's mine if I was you You'd never

BRADY Screeching Weasel

Don't you see that people Will like you for who you are 'Cause like is like a sitcom, a senior prom And I'm OK and you're OK Grade A - 10-4 - roger - over and out Listen up - check it out There's

I Wrote Holden Caulfield (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

I loved you for the minute when you decided to tell me the truth I heard you and that night I cried for you I know that you're alone just like everyone else in the world Don't tell me that things don't

I WILL ALWAYS BE THERE Screeching Weasel

you keep on trying too hard to make something work out you're so afraid of your own loneliness and doubts i've had to stand by so many times while you got burned and i hope somneday you'll finally

LIKE A PARASITE Screeching Weasel

Like a parasite I wanna crawl all over you like a parasite think of all the cool things we could do like a parasite I wanna crawl all over you like a parasite I wanna lick you head to toe like a parasite

BATES MOTEL Screeching Weasel

Got 12 rooms 12 vacancies You can do just what you please Just don't get mother to irate And don't ever call me Master Bates A man should have a hobby, true But I got so bored I needed something

Radio Blast Screeching Weasel

The product you're trying to sell Isn't going over to well with me And I just wanna see it explode The stations have the feel of the pulse of the nation And I'm losing my lunch It's a rip off and

THE FIRST DAY OF SUMMER Screeching Weasel

seasons will change and so will you i've seen the signs a million times before you try so hard to keep your cool what's the matter with today you're always planning somethin and that something's

GET OFF MY BACK Screeching Weasel

You're ourside looking in poking your finget at me And you know that's a really good way to lose that thing but i'm not gonna bite this time cause i know that you think you're right but the facts

PUNKHOUSE Screeching Weasel

If you need a place to stay Welcome to the punk house It's a party every day Living in a punk house Stay awhile and sit and smoke a cigarette La la la la Thers's always something happening here

I Wanna Be A Homosexual Screeching Weasel

be a faggot now A mincing ninny a prancing fairy merry little queen A Bruce LaBruce wet dream a nancy boy with wings I wanna be a homosexual Shock the middle class take it up your punk rock ass You

PHASERS ON KILL Screeching Weasel

what to do a spaceship crew came crashing through my house captain kirk the stupid jerk punched me in the mouth why'd you pick this place you came from outer space if you're sleeping on my couch

MAKING YOU CRY Screeching Weasel

I'm sick of putting you down pushing you around I'm tired of making you feel like you are an eel I tend to open my yap and make you feel like crap and I think you oughtta kick me out on my ass cause

Surf Goddess (Ben Weasel / Joe King) Screeching Weasel

It could have happened to anyone but it happened to me I fell in love with a west coast girl an amazon in ripped jeans Looking out at Lake Michigan wishing that I was there She's hanging ten out in Hollywood

EVERY NIGHT Screeching Weasel

things I've done The pointless points I've made for stupid reasons Every night I'm always the same You're pounding on my brain Tonight and every night I lie down clenching up my teeth Trying to

MY SONG Screeching Weasel

Don't wanna ruin your whole day But there's just something I gotta say You gotta understand it's hard And everyday it tears me apart Don't wanna lose you (x3) to another guy I sit inside my

PSYCHIATRIST Screeching Weasel

Johnny got upset and drank a bottle of Sea Breeze Mommy figured out he wasn't too happy The family looks nice beu they're rotting inside They all hate eachother but nobody knows why So they go to

HANGING AROUND Screeching Weasel

I walked around alone last night and tried to look at people like I did backthen I kinda wanted to just hang out remind myself what it was all about abouteverything I thought I shattered and left laying

SAY NO TO AUTHORITY Screeching Weasel

I like Ronald Reagan He teaches me to be a man He shows me how to pull a scam In the name of Uncle Sam I like Edwin Meese the third He tells me how to spend my time Keeps nasty thoughts far from

LEAVE ME ALONE Screeching Weasel

You are so fucked up Don't even talk to me Don't know what you're talking about Get the fuck away from me Leave me alone - Don't wanna hear your voice Don't wanna hear a sound - Just leave me