THE CAUSE NoFX

It isn't for the money, no it isn't for the fun It's a plan, a scam, a diagram It's for the benefit of everyone You gotta have a little respect Subterranean ideals Traditional neglect Reflect on

Bang Gang NoFX

We don't care, cause we're in a gang Parties that we go end up in a bang Look at us funny and we'll shoot you dead While we're there we'll fill 'em with lead Of all the gangs, we are the worst

Bath of Least Resistance NOFX

Too many words on the the tip of my tongue and I can never figure out When to speak when to shout when to shut up When to knock myself out I need a brainwash Gray-matter bath I need the clutter all Thrown

THE BREWS NoFX

Friday night we'll be drinkin' Manashevitz Goin' out to terrorize goyem Stompin' shagitz, screwin' shicksas As long as we're home by Saturday mornin' Cause hey we're the Brews Sportin' anti swastika

Wore Out The Soles Of My Party Boots NOFX

Life is fast but I don't wanna live past you, cause you are my only roots I was the king of the drug booze thing now I've worn out the soles of my party boots So call me shit-faced Master of Disgrace,

STRAIGHT EDGE NoFX

I'm a person just like you But I've got better things to do Than sit around and fuck my head Or hang out with the living dead Snort white shit up my nose Or passing out in all the shows Cause I

SLOPPY ENGLISH NoFX

I play pool cause I'm no fool I play pool cause I'm cool I play pool after school I play pool all the time Cue in my left hand, beer in right I shoot and drink all through the night That sloppy

RELEASE THE HOSTAGES NoFX

Stop have a beer it's on me has anyone ever told you that you that Look like a star Heard it said at the bar So I drink cause it makes me Happier than being alone.

Franco Un-American NoFX

I never thought about the universe, it made me feel small Never thought about the problems of this planet at all Global warming, radio-active sites Imperialistic wrongs and animal rights! No!

A200 CLUB NoFX

Why do I keep scratching Scratching my balls I don't like this feeling I don't like it at all Cause I got crabs, I got crabs, I got crabs I got those little fuckers biting and Sucking my blood

THE PUNK SONG NoFX

NO I don't have the time This is how I live my life I haven't got much pride And it's ok if I live like A slob cause this is my Life, and I will waste It if I want, "A wasted Life ain't no crime

Thank God Its Monday NOFX

Im gonna tell you what I really think I like about Monday Cause they fell like Saturdays When you dont have to go to work, every day is a holiday I wake up when I want to, I do anything I wanna do Cant

Thank God It's Monday NOFX

> I'm gonna tell you what I think I really like about Mondays Cause they feel like Saturdays When you don't gotta go to work everyday is a holiday I wake up when I want to.

KILL ROCK STARS NoFX

"Kill the rockstars" how ironic, Kathleen You've been crowned the newest queen Kinda like the punk rock Gloria Steinham You can't change the world by blaming men Can't change the world by hating

WHATEVER DIDI WANTS NoFX

I wouldn't walk 500 miles when I could fly coach but almost anything I wouldn't swim across the Nile Cause I could get a moebic disentary Cause if there's anything you want I'll probly get it

KILL ALL THE WHITE MAN NoFX

The white man call himself civilized Cause he know how to take over The white man come to pillage my village Now he tell me I have to bend over Oh yeah, kill all the white man No I don't like

My Vagina NOFX

My vagina got lots of extra skin, they took my Outtie and made it an in, Turned Donnie into Marie Osmond Operation, successful, but now I gotta pee, thru a miniature hole, got to remember, to put the

YOU DRINK, YOU DRIVE, YOU SPILL NoFX

I'm not so worried about how many I kill I'm much more concerned with how much beer I spill. 35% of accidents are cause by pixilated the other 65% are not alcohol related.

STUPID CANADIENS NoFX

What Gives You The Right To Tell Others What To Do?

Total Bummer Nofx

Go away, sunny day Go away, sunny day Go away, sunny day Go away, sunny day All the horny people sitting All the horny people sitting In front of their TV and thinkin' In front of their TV and thinkin

The Plan NOFX

Call it libertarian 'cos we do as we please don't need fear of force to foster no morality morals are a substitute concern in someone's ear They're basically a by-product of home, I think it clear The

Punk Song NOFX

NoFX Miscellaneous Punk Song Am I supposed to do things right?

QUART IN SESSION NoFX

It's funny how nothing seems much fun Anymore to me now that I quit the drink 'Cause Soberness, it might be what I need But it's certainly not how I wanna be Nothing seems much fun anymore to me

Perfect Government NOFX

And who the fuck are you, anyway? Who the fuck are they? Who the fuck am I to say? What the fuck is really going on? How did the cat get so fat? Why does the family die? Do you care why?

LIFE OF RILEY NoFX

I sit in my easy chair I've got so much time to spare Cause I know in my future days I'll have my lionshare There's nothing I like better Than getting something for nothing Then some will tell

DROP THE WORLD NoFX

He won the race the judges concluded He was the betterman he'd come from victory A hesitation a one time show or place His self would not allow he had to be the best He had denied his urges cause

The Black & White NOFX

The Mr Earthy killed the light, he didn't wake his lovely wife he left the key inside the door.

REEKO NoFX

Reeko, try to understand, it really is that bad It won't just go away, the party's over It's past two o'clock, so it's about time We stopped, 'cause I see the keg has been sucked dry The cisco was

Lower NoFX

I will never feel the ribbon break I will never taste sweet victory I don't want to leave the rest behind I don't want inscription on a plaque Never first or second place I won't ever run your

LINOLEUM NoFX

Possesions never meant anything to me I'm not crazy (Cause I got none) Well that's not true, I've got a bed and a guitar And a dog named dog who pisses on my floor That's right, I've got a floor

Dad's Bad News NOFX

Dont believe a word your grandfather says Hes been classified grade a psychotic You can see it from the hole in his head A saner man would have used a bigger gun Degeneration ah ah ah ah The

KIDS OF THE K-HOLE NoFX

Everybody needs some time away Just stuck in the k-hole again An 18 hour holiday Just stuck in the k-hole again, just once again Mrs.

Kids Of The K Hole NOFX

Everybody needs some time away Just stuck in the k-hole again An 18 hour holiday Just stuck in the k-hole again, just once again Mrs.

NEW BOOBS NoFX

I'm not receiving enuff affection Gonna get me a silicon injection And fulfill my dreams, bust through my seams My social life is pathetic, I can't find a man When I need is cosmetic surgery Be the

THE BLACK AND WHITE NoFX

McCarthy killed the light he didn't wake his lovely wife He left the key inside the door woke on the wrong side of the bed She can't remember what he said but she sure knew what he had done Little

The Irrationality Of Rationality NOFX

Frank, the new ceo had to answer to the board.

You're Bleeding NOFX

You've got the beauty, but that don't mean a thing A bland reciprocation, but that dosen't bother me You're happier with lights on underneath a darkened sky Only in the spotlight can you tell me

THE HAPPY GUY NoFX

He's just a man getting through life the best he can He's a not a scientist, he programs a computer Before that he sold cars to pay a student loan now he receives pity From his family - his friends

STRANDED NoFX

She once told me not to listen Find the answers, intuition Follow no-one, trust your instincts Face the world, find out it stinks Don't come crying, Don't come crying Don't come cry to me I'm

Don't Call Me White NOFX

don't call me white, don't call me white don't call me white, don't call me white the connotations wearing my nerves thin could it be semantics generating the mess we're in?

WARM NoFX

One more time for Ho Jo, you know I can't wait Another wasted line I'm sittin' in the corner, I can feel the weight Of my head on top of my spine There's nothing to be scared of once you've Seen

Happy Guy NOFX

He's just a man getting through life the best he can He's a not a scientist, he programs a computer Before that he sold cars to pay a student loan now he receives pity From his family - his friends say

SOUL DOUBT NoFX

Sometimes I feel my life is going 'round in circles Beneath my eyes are bluish black There's nothing new, no one I wanna talk to Nothing I wanna think about, I got soul doubt I stick My head out of the

She's Nubs Nofx

It's kinda hard to wear high heels, or slip on banana peels How does she get in and out of tubs I hope she dont get mad, I hope she thinks this song is good not bad Cause we think that she's totally

Louise NOFX

She gotta silicone cock sticking in her ass and one in her cunt A butterfly vibrator straped tight to her clit But who's got the remote control That would belong to louise She's got a new pet a real vaginal

Intro NOFX

El Hefe (in the back to Mike): I'll see that hand ... Melvin: ... WHAT? El Hefe: This is a live record, you guys are all on a record tonight. Fat Mike: Yeah, 't is for the record.

FALLING IN LOVE NoFX

Blast oxygen masks, smoke filled cabin Depressurize, don't be afraid, hold onto me We're goin down, but not our love Death don't seem so bad, 'cause I'm with you My only love, so close your eyes

ALWAYS HATE HIPPIES NoFX

Cause Frank and I will cut it off for free Never trus a hippie They'll sell you bad drugs

PUNK ROCK ELITE NoFX

Nonconglumurate I mean what I say I'm not your fucking scape Goat apparently I've alienated some It seems my job's half done You'll never understand it Try to buy and brand it I win, you lose, cause

I'm Telling Tim NOFX

"You better watch out you better not cry You better put out records DIY Cause it's not what you've done it's what you've been If you fuck up I'm telling Tim Take you out of book your own life part six