PLEASE STOP FUCKIN MY MOM NoFX

What the fuck are you doing Don't you know right from wrong I didn't care you fucked my sister But please stop stickin it into my mom.

What's the Matter With Parents Today Nofx

Mom and dad, how'd ya get so rad, when exactly did you get so hip Wearing teenage clothes you’re always coming to my shows And telling me that I should mellow out It’s absurd, you’re singing every

PUNK ROCK ELITE NoFX

Indiscriminate I'd rather be elite I'll choose my own shit scene Unsubstantiated rumors flown are true Nonconglumurate I mean what I say I'm not your fucking scape Goat apparently I've alienated

It's My Job To Keep Punk Rock Elite NOFX

Indiscriminate I'd rather be elite I'll choose my own shit scene Unsubstantiated rumors flown are true I'm here for me not you Nonconglumurate I mean what I say I'm not your fucking scape Goat apparently

TRUCK STOP BLUES NoFX

A truck stop in kansas With nowhere to To many days without any shows 5 cups of coffee As I just sit and mold It's 4 a.m. as I sip from my cup It's 5 a.m. the suns coming up My body has shifted

HOBOPHOBIC NoFX

Hobo - I'm hobophobic So what AH AH AH Scared of bums Not just because they stink bad Not just because they're crackers From drinking too much lysol Let them be Just don't get fuckin' near me

Louise NOFX

butterfly vibrator straped tight to her clit But who's got the remote control That would belong to louise She's got a new pet a real vaginal tease You know that mommy's little is not gonna do As she please

Total Bummer Nofx

trepidation Is it the drink or trepidation Watching all trains leave the station Watching all trains leave the station Left standing alone without a ticket Left standing alone without a ticket You light up my

FREEDOM LIKE A SHOPPING CART NoFX

anarchist slash prostitute figures out the true meaning of freedom Not freedom like America, freedom like a shopping cart Kick back no tense you got a bag of grub that cost you about 50 cents No fear no fuckin

PUNK GUY NoFX

in the band Voted biggest asshole and role model of the year Got a face like Charles Bronson Straight outta Green Bay Wisconsin Not just a singer in the band He'll puke on you, he'll fuck your mom

NO PROBLEMS NoFX

Your minds so fuckin clouded You can't see through the hayes

Bath of Least Resistance NOFX

Too many words on the the tip of my tongue and I can never figure out When to speak when to shout when to shut up When to knock myself out I need a brainwash Gray-matter bath I need the clutter all Thrown

FLEAS NoFX

My father used to say You sleep with dogs the next day You'll wake in the bed scratching Those inevitable fleas At ten years old You listen to what you are told But I never felt the itch I never

THE DEATH OF JOHN SMITH NoFX

I've got respect from the community I've got my bridge game to look forward to I've got this chance, a golden opportunity As long as I keep doing what I'm supposed to You see my wife and kids,

GREEN CORN NoFX

Sometimes I think of all the places where I don't wanna go Then I think of all the things that I don't wanna do And when I think of all the people that I don't wanna meet I close my eyes and go

Don't Call Me White NOFX

don't call me white, don't call me white don't call me white, don't call me white the connotations wearing my nerves thin could it be semantics generating the mess we're in?

LORI MEYERS NoFX

brought me back was a familiar mark As it flashed across the screen I bought some magazines, some video tape scenes Incriminating acts, I felt that I could save her "Who are you to tell me how to live my

DRUGS ARE GOOD NoFX

Want to fuck off, drop out Never trust a fuckin' hippie For that matter don't trust anyone Quit school, don't work Livin' up the music you punk If I could do it so could anyone Drugs are good

RELEASE THE HOSTAGES NoFX

Stop have a beer it's on me has anyone ever told you that you that Look like a star Heard it said at the bar So I drink cause it makes me Happier than being alone.

PLEASE PLAY THIS SONG ON THE RADIO NoFX

We wrote this song, it's not too short, not too long It's got back-up voc's in just the right places It's got a few oohs and ahhs It takes a little pause Just before I sing the anthem Please play

ON THE RAG NoFX

It's that time of the month Again, your bitching Stop yelling at me I know you've got to plug Yourself up But why take it out on me Just leave me alone Stop yelling at me Leave me alone When

Perfect Government NOFX

'Cause there hasn't been a sign Of anything gettin' better in the ghetto People's fed up But when they get up You point your fuckin' finger You racist, you bigot But that's not the problem Now is it?

S&M AIRLINES NoFX

I went to the airport, but I missed my flight I had to get out of this town tonight Then a lady in black caught my attention I couldn't figure out what was her intention She told me about a flight

SOUL DOUBT NoFX

Sometimes I feel my life is going 'round in circles Beneath my eyes are bluish black There's nothing new, no one I wanna talk to Nothing I wanna think about, I got soul doubt I stick My head out

Mattersville NoFX

place some of us choose to live Gated community - cops can't come in A neighborhood for punks over the hill We'll spend our golden years in Mattersville We could do whatever we want, whenever we please

LIZA AND LOUISE NoFX

Kept her passive, on her knees 'Til one day she took his car And drove it to the city Liza had put down a few When she met this girl named Lou Who convinced her to go home with her She said, "My

YOU DRINK, YOU DRIVE, YOU SPILL NoFX

I say don't drink and drive you might spill your drink before you get behind that wheel, just stop and think you can take your chances but there's so much to lose another bumpy road, there's so

Puke on Cops NOFX

i can't stop myself from crashing. breaking grass, bumming a yard. fixing stuff that was never broken. pulling out all the stops. i'm gonna puck on the cops. i'm telling the kids, punk rocks.

I Don't Want You Around NOFX

Please go away What gave you the idea?

LEAVE IT ALONE NoFX

Leave it alone, follow the grain We couldn't stop the irresistible force Leave it the same, change with the leaves Bringing in the sheaves, bringing in the old Leave it alone DA NA NA NA NA NA NA

NOWHERE NoFX

Our foreign policy To make the world safe for business Call it democracy Our human nature, it's all the same We spend our lives in the pursuit of happiness So stop the hate, open the iron gate

REEKO NoFX

President, please understand, it really is that bad It won't just go away, it's just beginning The ballots have been cast, we make like seaward rats Leave this sinking ship, leave and not look back

The Separation Of Church & Skate NOFX

Then we could pad the floor and walls, put cameras inside bathroom stalls We make sure only nice bands play, make every show a matinee Teach kids to be all they can be, and we could sing my country tis

JAUNDICED EYE NoFX

how can you be sure Ignorance the disease education the cure So how can you say that your proud of your race Proud of your gender Or proud of your faith Facism racism all starts out the same Stop

JOHNNY APPLESEED NoFX

legendary Travelling from coast to coast He's the contemporary Johnny Appleseed He's making sure his garden grows He'll plant a seed in every town he goes Fertilizing the country side Couldn't stop

Theme From A NOFX Album NOFX

My name is Fat Mike I'm obsessed with big lesbians. I've been a punkrocker for most of my life. I sing kinda flat I'm not really so fat, But that's how I hit 'em with a hook or a slice.

The Plan NOFX

Call it libertarian 'cos we do as we please don't need fear of force to foster no morality morals are a substitute concern in someone's ear They're basically a by-product of home, I think it clear The

My Vagina NOFX

My vagina has two set of lips, but I don't get monthly blood drips, My vagina hardly even used My vagina got lots of extra skin, they took my Outtie and made it an in, Turned Donnie into Marie Osmond

My Name's Bud NOFX

They're always doin' fry They try to get me high I felt the pressure, but I never did They used to call me dude They put it in my food I never wanted to when I was a kid (go!)

YOU PUT YOUR CHOCOLATE IN MY PEANUT BUTTER! NoFX

wear And you have really bad breath So were gonna beat you to death Because there is plenty of us And only one of you We've got plenty of reasons And here's just a few You put your chocolate in my

You Put Your Chocolate In My Peanut Butter NOFX

what you wear And you have really bad breath So were gonna beat you to death Because there is plenty of us And only one of you We've got plenty of reasons And here's just a few You put your chocolate in my

STICKING IN MY EYE NoFX

When I look 'round, I only see outta one eye As the smoke surrounds my head, the sauna I hear the voices, but I can't make out their words Saying things, saying things that I got something sticking

Stickin In My Eye NOFX

When I look 'round, I only see outta one eye As the smoke surrounds my head, the sauna I hear the voices, but I can't make out their words Saying things, saying things that I got something sticking in

DAY TO DAZE NoFX

I don't do those drugs no more I know my luck has changed my lifestyle Has rearranged I'm on my feet You'll never change your ways Living from day to daze Why don't you fade away I've heard all

Desperation's Gone NOFX

I dont do those drugs no more I know my luck has changed My lifestyle has rearranged Im on my feet Youll never change your ways Living from day to daze Why dont you fade away Ive heard all

My Heart Is Yearning NOFX

For You My Heart is yearning And how I've loved you so Its because of you My dick is burning Its dripping on my toe

A200 CLUB NoFX

Why do I keep scratching Scratching my balls I don't like this feeling I don't like it at all Cause I got crabs, I got crabs, I got crabs I got those little fuckers biting and Sucking my blood

Pharmacist's Daughter NOFX

> Give her a call for demorol and amal nitrate I tell her dad don't worry sir we won't stay out late I'm in love with her the pharmacist's daughter She's got my love, I get her drugs Waking up in the

TAKE TWO PLACEBOS AND CALL ME LAME NoFX

TAKE TWO PLACEBOS AND CALL ME LAME Can’t you see my soul worn on the second sleeve It’s going up for sale as soon as it gets saved Interrogation blues, once again I lose You don’t get to magnify

EL LAY NoFX

Get out of my way, can't you see I'm from L.A.?