ALWAYS HATE HIPPIES NoFX

You are a hippie You smell like skunk I'm your arch-enemy A middle class punk Get out Get a life Get a job Everyone's smoking grass Everyone is an ass Can't you afford to cut your hair? Cause Fran...

AUGUST 8TH NoFX

Birds sing there's not a cloud in the sky Yeah, August 8th is a beautiful day I see a bunch of hippies crying yeah August 8th is a beautiful day Like waking up from a real bad dream Suddenly everything

Whoa on the Whoas NOFX

we never like to sing whoa's. we love whoa's. we're against whoa's. we hate whoa's. we prefer ahhhhh's and na na na na-na na's. of course yeah, yeah, yeah's are alright. between AFI and The Offspring i

STUPID CANADIENS NoFX

Our Bodies But We'll Never Fit The Mould 'Cause you'll never have Our Minds And You'll Never Have Our Souls You Fill Us Up With Lies 'Till our brothers we despise You live in fear You live by hate

NOWHERE NoFX

Our foreign policy To make the world safe for business Call it democracy Our human nature, it's all the same We spend our lives in the pursuit of happiness So stop the hate, open the iron gate

SHOWER DAYS NoFX

Those dreaded Wednesdays and Saturdays Also known as shower days I hate them

What's The Matter With Kids Today NOFX

"There's something wrong With the kids in my neighborhood They always listen to their moms They disregard civil disobedience They'd rather do what they're told They don't drink or fuck or fight

EAT THE MEEK NoFX

Y mussed oui stay wear wee don't bee longe Y mussed oui stay wear wee don't bee longe Because there's never gonna be enough space So eat the meek, enjoy the waste It's always gonna be a delicacy

THE LONGEST LINE NoFX

and grapes are not Not the same, No I am the one Johnny Carcinogen I must have fucked with some witch In turn she cursed me, cursed my life At the end of the longest line That's where I will always

BLEEDING HEART DISEASE NoFX

fairy tales of million dollar happiness, Los Angelestic lifestyles chardanay The pursuit of million dollar happiness Million dollar happiness was killed we watched it bleed, Some say it died from hate

My Name Is Bud NOFX

They're always doin' fry They try to get me high I felt the pressure but I never did They used to call me dude Put it in my food I never wanted to when I was a kid ??? ???

Don't Call Me White NOFX

I ain't a part of no conspiracy, i'm just you're average joe don't call me white, don't call me white don't call me white, don't call me white represents everything I hate the soap shoved in the mouth

PROFESSIONAL CRASTINATION NoFX

things done, you can't, to busy Having fun we're professionals Professional crastination it's a way Of life if you've got lots of time Put it off cause tomorrow sounds Much better than today Always

My Name's Bud NOFX

They're always doin' fry They try to get me high I felt the pressure, but I never did They used to call me dude They put it in my food I never wanted to when I was a kid (go!)

Franco Un-American NoFX

Why help with an 'am' when there's always a 'could'?

HOT DOG IN A HALLWAY NoFX

mobile waterbed And when I got on top of her I can't touch the mattress And when her flesh begins to sag She's like a human sleeping bag I feel so cozy, safe and warm She's my insulation I always

Lower NoFX

the ribbon break I will never taste sweet victory I don't want to leave the rest behind I don't want inscription on a plaque Never first or second place I won't ever run your rat race I will always

Mattersville NoFX

choose to live Gated community - cops can't come in A neighborhood for punks over the hill We'll spend our golden years in Mattersville We could do whatever we want, whenever we please There's always

What's the Matter With Parents Today Nofx

Mom and dad, how'd ya get so rad, when exactly did you get so hip Wearing teenage clothes you’re always coming to my shows And telling me that I should mellow out It’s absurd, you’re singing every

Bath of Least Resistance NOFX

I could really use a cereberal scrub Wash away what I know It's an overrated frontal lobe Expensive thrills sexual perversity are always filling my mind Mixed with guilt Cause of bombs over dresden

Dinosaurs Will Die NoFX

mistaken The time has come for evolution fuck collusion kill by five Whatever happenedto the handshake whatever happened to Deals no-one would break whatever hapened to integrity It's still there it always

DINOSAURS WILL DIE NoFX

The time has come for evolution fuck collusion kill the big five What ever happened to the handshake whatever happened to deals no one would break whatever happened to integrity It’s still there it always

She's Nubs Nofx

No fingers, no toes, she doesn't own elbows, No phalanges no knobby knees to knock She don't need knuckles or hands to go see punk rock bands She's always in the stands, she's nubs She can't pick up

Trinket trading, tick tooting,toothless, tired Guttermouth

God damn hippies always smell like shit, piss, hemp and eggs Stringing lots of beads really ain't that neat Dirty, drowsy hippie you need to wash your feet Daisy pickin fruit cake always low on cash

BOB NoFX

He Spent fifteen years getting loaded Fifteen years 'till his liver exploded Now what's Bob gonna do now that he can't drink? The Doc said, "What were you thinkin' 'bout?" Bob said, "That's just t...

WARM NoFX

One more time for Ho Jo, you know I can't wait Another wasted line I'm sittin' in the corner, I can feel the weight Of my head on top of my spine There's nothing to be scared of once you've Seen t...

Hit It NoFX

You tell me you don't like the taste Drugs and alcohol are such a waste You got better things to do Like hang around, Be straight and screw Enjoy your day, What to say Hell of a friend Why do the...

FIVE FEET UNDER NoFX

5 feet under, he's got one foot in the grave Would you look at him I think he's lost it I don't think that he can be saved He's got a downpayment on his tombstone He's not alone his whole life ha...

HERE COMES THE NEIGHBORHOOD NoFX

I've got to get out of I've got To get out of this hood, I've Got to get out of this neighborhood I've got to get out of it, got to get out I've had enough, wont call their bluff I'm not going to ...

LINOLEUM NoFX

Possesions never meant anything to me I'm not crazy (Cause I got none) Well that's not true, I've got a bed and a guitar And a dog named dog who pisses on my floor That's right, I've got a floor S...

MISTER JONES NoFX

My name is mister Jones I get inside your bones I know just how to make you tweek You soon will be my freak Because I know what you need I control your mind I roll up your sleeves I make ties that...

TWO ON GLUE NoFX

Who huffed at the party? Me and you At the party, two on glue Gonna get up going down We're just two on glue Turn this place into a den We're just two on glue Living large and getting small We're ...

PUNK ROCK ELITE NoFX

Indiscriminate I'd rather be elite I'll choose my own shit scene Unsubstantiated rumors flown are true Nonconglumurate I mean what I say I'm not your fucking scape Goat apparently I've alienated ...

YOU CAN GO YOUR OWN WAY NoFX

Lovin you isn't the right thing to do How can I ever change things that I feel? If I could, baby I'd give you my world But how can I when you won't take it from me You can go your own way You can...

EL LAY NoFX

Get out of my way, can't you see I'm from L.A.? Yeah, I met Slash, I've got a rose tattoo I bet I know way more people than you I just love this town, my girlfriend weights 84 pounds Met her at t...

LIZA NoFX

She's been around a couple years Tasted 31 flavors there's only one She really hates. That would be vanilla bean The blandest one don't make her scream And that's what she likes to hear the most ...

THE CAUSE NoFX

It isn't for the money, no it isn't for the fun It's a plan, a scam, a diagram It's for the benefit of everyone You gotta have a little respect Subterranean ideals Traditional neglect Reflect on h...

Champs Elysees NOFX

Je me baladais sur l'avenue Le coeur ouvert a l'inconnu 낯선이에게 마음을 열고 거리를 산책했어요 J'avais envie de dire Bonjour a n'importe qui 누군가에에 인사를 하고 싶었는데 바로 당신이었어요 N'importe qui ce fut toi Je t'ai dis n'imp...

STRANDED NoFX

She once told me not to listen Find the answers, intuition Follow no-one, trust your instincts Face the world, find out it stinks Don't come crying, Don't come crying Don't come cry to me I'm not...

JUST THE FLU NoFX

Looking back to the past, predictions of the end Unseen ultra violet rays are beating on my head Nuclear threat wanna bet will be our demise The day will come when we'll look to apocalyptic skies ...

BEER BONG NoFX

If I want some beer I dont want to brat about how I missed the show because I drink to slow so pass me the beer bong it wont take very long for me to put down this torpedo to the ground because dr...

TOGETHER ON THE SAND NoFX

I jack off with my left hand Together on the sand We walked hand in hand On the beach front She smiled at me As she tightly held my hand I had my thumb up in her starbolt heard she music played o...

NO PROBLEMS NoFX

Sitting by yourself again No friends are near You got a needle in one hand And in the other one a beer You cant cope with life You can even get up Who's gonna help you? You've got to pick yourself...

DROP THE WORLD NoFX

He won the race the judges concluded He was the betterman he'd come from victory A hesitation a one time show or place His self would not allow he had to be the best He had denied his urges cause...

Bottles To The Ground NoFX

You know it (know it, know) When it's over (over, over) Doors are closing (closing, closing) Feel the sober (sober, sober) Staring at you (at you, at you) You know you'd better take one last good ...

DIG NoFX

Rationalize values it's so easy to succeed Keeping your eyes on the prize excess Camped outside Laissez Faire People understand me there Don't talk to me we'll get along just fine Blowin' out your...

Iron Man NoFX

I am Iron Man! Has he lost his mind? Can he see or is he blind? Can he walk at all Or if he moves will he fall? Is he alive or dead? Has he thoughts within his head? We'll just pass him there Why ...

ALL HIS SUITS ARE TORN NoFX

Billy Cobin lost it all We knew he would eventually Some wonders why he took the fall Others just ask who the hell is he And why should we care for him? A baggy man with baggy clothes A face made...

LIZA AND LOUISE NoFX

Liza's had enough of men She says, she won't get burnt again She says, they don't know how to fuck Her last boyfriend, the shmuck Shared with her a nice disease Kept her passive, on her knees 'Til...

S&M AIRLINES NoFX

I went to the airport, but I missed my flight I had to get out of this town tonight Then a lady in black caught my attention I couldn't figure out what was her intention She told me about a fligh...