My Name Is Bud NOFX

They're always doin' fry They try to get me high I felt the pressure but I never did They used to call me dude Put it in my food I never wanted to when I was a kid ??? ???

My Name's Bud NOFX

They're always doin' fry They try to get me high I felt the pressure, but I never did They used to call me dude They put it in my food I never wanted to when I was a kid (go!)

MISTER JONES NoFX

My name is mister Jones I get inside your bones I know just how to make you tweek You soon will be my freak Because I know what you need I control your mind I roll up your sleeves I make ties

Mr. Jones NOFX

My name is Mr.

NEW BOOBS NoFX

Something is lacking, I'm not attracting My boobs are not as big as I want them to be I want 36D I'm not receiving enuff affection Gonna get me a silicon injection And fulfill my dreams, bust

My Heart Is Yearning NOFX

For You My Heart is yearning And how I've loved you so Its because of you My dick is burning Its dripping on my toe

THE PUNK SONG NoFX

NO I don't have the time This is how I live my life I haven't got much pride And it's ok if I live like A slob cause this is my Life, and I will waste It if I want, "A wasted Life ain't no crime

Punk Song NOFX

NoFX Miscellaneous Punk Song Am I supposed to do things right?

Theme From A NOFX Album NOFX

My name is Fat Mike I'm obsessed with big lesbians. I've been a punkrocker for most of my life. I sing kinda flat I'm not really so fat, But that's how I hit 'em with a hook or a slice.

Pods and Gods NOFX

Martian men are coming to earth they're abducting all of the jerks, Martian men are coming to earth Martian men, don't take me Pods are landing from outer space Pods are duplicating my face Pods are landing

Lazy NOFX

I have a sensation where lazyness, Procrastination is what I do best I'll wait and I'll sit and watch the clouds As they go by.

Total Bummer Nofx

sunny day Go away, sunny day Go away, sunny day Go away, sunny day All the horny people sitting All the horny people sitting In front of their TV and thinkin' In front of their TV and thinkin' What is

Pump Up the Valium NOFX

One time weekly rate 12 by 12 foot room Strapped down to the bed Now pump up the valium My mind is wide asleep My conscience deep awake The promises I keep Are not the ones I make I count the caustic

Wore Out The Soles Of My Party Boots NOFX

Life is fast but I don't wanna live past you, cause you are my only roots I was the king of the drug booze thing now I've worn out the soles of my party boots So call me shit-faced Master of Disgrace,

A200 CLUB NoFX

Why do I keep scratching Scratching my balls I don't like this feeling I don't like it at all Cause I got crabs, I got crabs, I got crabs I got those little fuckers biting and Sucking my blood

SOUL DOUBT NoFX

Sometimes I feel my life is going 'round in circles Beneath my eyes are bluish black There's nothing new, no one I wanna talk to Nothing I wanna think about, I got soul doubt I stick My head out

Hardcore 84 NOFX

Now my chainsaw close to head Change your points; you're left for dead This isn't hectic fight for fun this is Hardcore 81 Neighbourhood watch, backyard brawl Riot at Montanan hall, fighting ruins, this

JEFF WEARS BIRKENSTOCKS? NoFX

Don't wanna chill, don't wanna sit Don't wanna hear no hippy shit Don't tell me I'm closing my mind Don't wanna groove, don't wanna dig Don't wanna spend the day naked Don't like my music country

Jeff Wears Birkenstocks NOFX

Don't wanna chill, don't wanna sit Don't wanna hear no hippy shit Don't tell me I'm closing my mind Don't wanna groove, don't wanna dig Don't wanna spend the day naked Don't like my music country fried

SHOWER DAYS NoFX

In the morning I awake I feel my bladder about to break I scratch my balls I rub my eyes Just feeling lousy My girlfriend tells me that It's time to take a bath I say, "No, not today, it's only

Bud Ruby

Start at my toes, For this is where the evil grows My legs are sharp, might split your skin And spill the juice that feeds your grin.

YOU PUT YOUR CHOCOLATE IN MY PEANUT BUTTER! NoFX

Hey you, you have too much hair And we don't like what you wear And you have really bad breath So were gonna beat you to death Because there is plenty of us And only one of you We've got plenty

You Put Your Chocolate In My Peanut Butter NOFX

Hey you, you have too much hair And we don't like what you wear And you have really bad breath So were gonna beat you to death Because there is plenty of us And only one of you We've got plenty of reasons

I LIVE IN A CAKE NoFX

I live in a cake The one that I make Don't wanna hear About my mistakes This is the chance I take I live in a cake The one that I make Try not to worry About what's at stake I'm on the take

KIDS OF THE K-HOLE NoFX

Kitty Ketamine your perseverance may Outlast my ambition to go home Infatuation with your dark side I obey Forbidden pleasures, I have grown to loathe/love Somewhere between the eden and north utopia

Kids Of The K Hole NOFX

Kitty Ketamine your perseverance may Outlast my ambition to go home Infatuation with your dark side I obey Forbidden pleasures, I have grown to loathe/love Somewhere between the eden and north utopia

SHUT UP ALREADY NoFX

"Affection not dissection" "Meat is murder" "Animals are for petting" Oh shut up already I'm tired of you whining About poor little animals dying And the food they are supplying Because if a big

GREEN CORN NoFX

Sometimes I think of all the places where I don't wanna go Then I think of all the things that I don't wanna do And when I think of all the people that I don't wanna meet I close my eyes and go

HOT DOG IN A HALLWAY NoFX

She'll have another piece of pie She'll have a double reuben rye She works hard at eating well That's why I love her She's got a couple of pony kegs Her arms are bigger than my legs And when

The Desperation's Gone NOFX

Trip down the stairs into hell Cathay de I miss your smell A mixture of puke, beer, stale piss Fuck, sweat, and fear Adrenaline addicted, the blood leak From my head kinda concerned my friends But at the

Louise NOFX

ass and one in her cunt A butterfly vibrator straped tight to her clit But who's got the remote control That would belong to louise She's got a new pet a real vaginal tease You know that mommy's little is

VANILLA SEX NoFX

Don't ever take away from me my pornography We obviously don't agree on what's obscene I have the right to choose what I Want to see and read Don't try to take away from me My right to privacy

What's the Matter With Parents Today Nofx

Mom and dad, how'd ya get so rad, when exactly did you get so hip Wearing teenage clothes you’re always coming to my shows And telling me that I should mellow out It’s absurd, you’re singing every

THE LONGEST LINE NoFX

out right Turn out right yeah Don't think I'll ever see the day I must have done something wrong Or maybe pissed off God I think of Chinese food when I think of life That's sweet and sour My

Lower NoFX

behind I don't want inscription on a plaque Never first or second place I won't ever run your rat race I will always be lower than you I won't be your competition, lowest Totem pole possition is

DYING DEGREE NoFX

Dresser drawers are filled with pocket change Coupons cut, cigarettes smoked down to the butt, Is this what dreams are made of!

Bath of Least Resistance NOFX

Too many words on the the tip of my tongue and I can never figure out When to speak when to shout when to shut up When to knock myself out I need a brainwash Gray-matter bath I need the clutter all Thrown

DINOSAURS WILL DIE NoFX

DINOSAURS WILL DIE This is not a test on the emergency broadcast system This is the real thing Sit back watch it crumble, see the drowning watch the fall I feel just terrible about it, that’s

BLEEDING HEART DISEASE NoFX

How money polluted my mind Dough what our lives are lived for Rae just a crazy aussie Me the generation forges on Fodder for corporations Sewwing our lips together LA such a nice place to get

We Got Two Jealous Agains Nofx

I thought you were the one When I heard Holidays in the Sun come from your bedroom But my mind started to stray When I saw Youth of Today mixed with your singles Whats with this Underdog?

ID NoFX

they put on you And anything else that you want Now everytime I look at drugs I need a line, I need some stuff You need a sell really quick With anything to get me ripped I don't care anymore My

Mattersville NoFX

most of us want bowling, shuffleboard We may be getting ripe, but we ain't bored We got a blackboard with some rules and laws Hefe's got an eighteen car garage Most of the cars are smashed, and so is

Intro NOFX

I, my throat's all -... Fat Mike (interrupts): I saw him do drugs and it, and it was looking like powder. El Hefe (in the back to Mike): I'll see that hand ... Melvin: ... WHAT?

THE DECLINE NoFX

The fear of God, the fear of change, fear of truth Add the Bill of Rights Subtract the wrongs, there's no answers Memorize and sing Star spangled songs, when the questions Aren't ever asked Is

The Decline NOFX

) Fear of God The fear of change The fear of truth Add the Bill of Rights, subtract the wrongs There's no answers Memorize and sing star spangled songs When the questions Aren't ever asked Is

Decline NOFX

greediocracy) Fear of God The fear of change The fear of truth Add the Bill of Rights, subtract the wrongs There's no answers Memorize and sing star spangled songs When the questions Aren't ever asked Is

AUGUST 8TH NoFX

Birds sing there's not a cloud in the sky Yeah, August 8th is a beautiful day I see a bunch of hippies crying yeah August 8th is a beautiful day Like waking up from a real bad dream Suddenly everything

THE BAG NoFX

before Saying things I'd say once more There's no reason for me to be here, no I feel so lonesome, surrounded by friends Who are talking at me, saying things I could care less about This dialogue is

Three on Speed NOFX

all we need, a little methanphetamens.three on speed. a little subversality.what we do, is nothing you know about.who are you?

You're Bleeding NOFX

I held in such a high regard Where is the girl who had it all?