If I Had Any Pride Left At All Joe Diffie

And I spit lava I got the fearless flow Don't get near this ho If you sacred to go I keep it gangsta and why should I change that fuck all you motherfukers tryin' to change rap But aren't you the same

Hurt Me All The Time Joe Diffie

[Chorus] Oh they say that you would hurt me That you'd break this heart of mine If that's what you've been doin' Hurt me all the time Hurt me all the time I've been hearin' rumors All over this town You've

Something I Do for Me Joe Diffie

I work overtime cause my boss is a jerk It gets him off my back I go to see my momma right after work So she knows where I'm at Stop by my sister's and I hug her neck Tell her just let that guy go But

In My Own Backyard Joe Diffie

that I once had it all In my own backyard You'd never know it now, but I used to have it all A swing set and a plastic pool, a shaggy dog that lived to fetch a ball An angel with a glass of tea, laughin

If I Could Only Bring You Back Joe Diffie

Got a boat, got a car, got a house with a yard I'm still workin' the best job I've ever had But I'd give it all away, every dollar that I've made If I could only bring you back There's a door that

Tougher Than Nails Joe Diffie

Little boy walks in with a bloody nose, Got beat up on his way home from school, aga-in, His dad caught him running out the back, Tears in his eyes and a baseball bat, oo revenge, (Bridge) Said son I won't

If I Lost Her Joe Diffie

Darling as I look at you Reminds me of how much I am Oh I'm a lucky man It won't mean love that's in your eyes Only makes me realize, where I should be And its time to leave [Chorus] Cause you've made

Cold Budweiser And A Sweet Tater Joe Diffie

Woke up this morning all alone I turned over and you were gone Pulled the shade and looked down the drive And you were gone in my 65 All that's left in the 'fridgerator Is a cold Budweiser and sweet tater

Prop Me Up Beside The Jukebox (If I Die) Joe Diffie

Well I ain't afraid of dying it's the thought of being dead I want to go on being me once my eulogy's been read Don't spread my ashes out to sea don't lay me down to rest You can put my mind at ease if

Prop Me Up Beside The Jukebox (If I Die) (Album Version) Joe Diffie

Well I ain't afraid of dying it's the thought of being dead I want to go on being me once my eulogy's been read Don't spread my ashes out to sea don't lay me down to rest You can put my mind at ease if

Just A Regular Joe (Album Version) Joe Diffie

Well ever since I was a little bitty boy just listenin' to my heros sing I knew someday if I could find a way I'd be doin' the very same thing.

Junior's In Love Joe Diffie

With a dozen roses in his gun rack Junior pulled up into her side lot He carried them up to the front porch And hollered, "Wanda, look at what I got!"

A Night To Remember Joe Diffie

See the fight Old men cryin', deny their ruin Watch them try the cynic laughs At the optimist's closed eyes Darkness falls, curtain calls The cynic's beer soon overflows Other watches, has a drink And

What A Way To Go Joe Diffie

Everybody said you'd break my heart Well they're right, your love's killing me Dying feels so good so far I won't fight I'll go willingly But what a way to go girl If I should die in your arms tonight

Back To Back Heartaches Joe Diffie

The siren on the street outside, didn't even turn your head It couldn't cut the silence between us in this bed You're staring at your wall and I'm staring at mine So we don't have to see each other cry

Ships That Don't Come In Joe Diffie

I could tell he'd had a tough life By the way he sat and stared And me, I'd come to push and shove So I pulled up a chair We talked of roads untraveled We talked of love untrue Of strings that come unraveled

Ships That Don't Come In (Album Version) Joe Diffie

I could tell he'd had a tough life By the way he sat and stared And me, I'd come to push and shove So I pulled up a chair We talked of roads untraveled We talked of love untrue Of strings that come unraveled

Pickup Man Joe Diffie

the first girl I see Is Bobbie Joe Gentry, the homecoming queen She flagged me down and climbed up in the cab And said "I never knew you were a pickup man!"

Whole Lotta Gone Joe Diffie

She might be Living in Dallas Or Denver, Colorado I know she likes it cold She might have packed and moved back To Alabama There's no tellin' where she is But there's one thing I know [Chorus:] She's a

Better Off Gone Joe Diffie

The Day I left I told myself she's wrong I'am better of gone....better of gone I headed my old truck, in to the dawn I'am better of gone...better of gone If I'am better of gone then why am I alone in

Houston, We Have A Problem Joe Diffie

She said she'd meet me In the cheap seats at the end zone And now I sittin's here cryin' In the parkin' lot of the Astro Dome When she stands me up like this We both know where she is Big city what are

Texas Size Heartache Joe Diffie

I never had a hunch, so how was I to know That she packed a punch that knocked my heart out cold?

If The Devil Danced (In Empty Pockets) Joe Diffie

Diablo motors had a hell of a sale, downtown yesterday, Word got around, no money down, take years and years to pay. When I got there the lot was bare, but the salesman said hold on.

This Pretender Joe Diffie

Here you come knockin' on my heart like a sledge hammer Tearin' down these walls I built so high I'm tryin' to hide the truth behind all this false glamour But somehow the truth still shows up in my eyes

Life's So Funny Joe Diffie

Ain't it funny, I haven't seen you in years And all those tears I cried, finally dried up And blew away Ain't it funny, you once were glad Just to have me near, to calm your fears What fun we had Whoever

If I Had Any Pride Left At All John Berry

I wouldn't count the times we talked about tomorrow And I wouldn't sing the lines if some one played our song On lonely nights like this when I need a friend You'd be the last one I'd call Oh if I had

If I Had Any Pride Left At All Etta James

I wouldn't count the times we talked about tomorrow And I wouldn't sing the lines if some one played our song On lonely nights like this when I need a friend You'd be the last one I'd call Oh if I

Show Me A Woman Joe Diffie

Show me a woman who left her man And I'll show you a man with a drink in his hand Doing all they can to survive And I'll show you a man, you better not let him drive Show him the way to an old jukebox

That Road Not Taken Joe Diffie

Yesterday I missed my exit On my way to Sears A song was on the radio I hadn't heard in years For a minute there the interstate Was 2nd Avenue And I was singing, "Everlasting Love" And driving home to

You Made Me What I Am (Album Version) Joe Diffie

You came home tired each day at 5:15 I'd be waitin' in the drive With a Rawlings glove, a ball cap and a fungo bat I could count on you to hit some flies You'd say, "Son, just keep your eye on the

I'm Not Through Losin' You Joe Diffie

For you the love that we knew is over and done That may be, but as for me it still goes on You found somebody new who made you forget What we had but I can't do that yet I'm not through losing you, I haven't

Good Brown Gravy Joe Diffie

I can't get rich; I can't make a living, But I sure do something for the neighborhood women.

Hollow Deep As Mine Joe Diffie

If I have send a message like a whisper on the breeze Reckon it's no wonder that it never got to me 'cause I'm down here in Kentucky, where the sun don't ever shine The wind don't blow in a hollow deep

It's Always Somethin' Joe Diffie

What else can I do, but wonder if it's you. Scanning the stations, every song they're playin' is like a soundtrack, to the love we had. I should be over you by now, but every time I turn around...

Zero Joe Diffie

Been doin' the math ever since you left Pondering the properties of loneliness Stacking your efforts right up against mine You know I get the same answer every time You take four hundred seventeen nights

Daddy's Home Joe Diffie

You're the girl of my dreams And I'd like to thank you For waiting patiently Daddy's home-Daddy's home -To stay How I've waited for this moment To be by your side Your best friend wrote and told me You had

Is It Cold In Here Joe Diffie

There's something wrong Lord I'm feeling it too That runs through my heart Like a torch cuts through steel You haven't said a word Are you feeling it too Is it cold in here Or is it just you Did I leave

My Redneck of the Woods Joe Diffie

barbed wires, bows and hides, dirt roads Tractors, trucks and overalls Copper heads, grig beds, pickup a rock and find an arrowhead A rope swing hangin' by a waterfall And morning new, howdy moon, I

Twice Upon A Time Joe Diffie

were two hearts On a road to happy ever after And the story goes that the real world Snug up and stole their sunlight and their laughter They stood there in the dark and trying to see That's the way I

In Another World Joe Diffie

off to sleep There you are with your hair all down And your feet are bare, in your cotton gown What a beautiful sight, in the moonlight The way you're lookin' at me with your lovin' eyes You let me know

Third Rock from the Sun Joe Diffie

She walks into Smokey's one hip at a time Like a broken field runner slippin' through the line He likes the way she looks so he calls the little wife says "Don't wait up for me I'll be workin' late

Third Rock From The Sun (Single Version) Joe Diffie

She walks into Smokey's one hip at a time Like a broken field runner slippin' through the line He likes the way she looks so he calls the little wife says "Don't wait up for me I'll be workin' late

And That Was The Easy Part Joe Diffie

I could barely breathe when you told me goodbye Thought my knees would go as you walked down the drive It was I could do to hold back the tears I whispered "I love you" guess you didn't hear As I watched

So Help Me Girl Joe Diffie

You could have kissed me Like this wasn't gonna last Kept me from saying Something I'll never take back You could've held me like there was no chance of me waking up where I am You could have stopped short

So Help Me Girl (Single Version) Joe Diffie

You could have kissed me Like this wasn't gonna last Kept me from saying Something I'll never take back You could've held me like there was no chance of me waking up where I am You could have stopped short

My Give A Damn's Busted Joe Diffie

You can crawl back home Say you were wrong, Stand out in the yard And cry all night long. Go ahead and water the lawn. My give a damn's busted.

Like A River Dreams Of Rain Joe Diffie

I took the last drag of my last lucky As I left that old café I heard the gravel crunchin' like our broken hearts As I watched her walk away We were close to almost perfect I could've swore she was the

Not Too Much To Ask Joe Diffie

If I was not the first, just say I'll be the last It's too much to expect, but it's not too much to ask.

Back To The Cave Joe Diffie

The whole thing started at the dawn of man He was sitting on a rock with a club in his hand The very first time he laid eyes on her She was dressed to kill in a saber-tooth fur The hadn't invented any

I'm The Only Thing I'll Hold Against You Joe Diffie

Yesterday, you walked away and left me Today you say, you're sorry that we're through Our love will work, we'll heal the hurt So help me Laying blame is the last thing I would do I'm the only thing