Howard Beware Dead Milkmen

Howard beware 'cause we don't wanna hurt you While the sun is shining, that'd be cruel Howard beware 'cause we're gonna get you We know where your kids go to school Howard Howard beware Howard

The Thing That Only Eats Hippies Dead Milkmen

too tough to chew Then it slithered it's way out to old Irvine And ate a couple of hippies and they tasted just fine Now it's got a sweet tooth for long hair So Bob and Greg and Grant you should beware

Takin' Retards to the Zoo The Dead Milkmen

a winding road with the retards screaming [Chorus] One of them blowing a big spit bubble Slam on the brakes at the first sign of trouble Head on collision bodies everywhere Head on collision retards beware

The Thing That Only Eats Hippies The Dead Milkmen

Who where too tough to chew So it slithered it's way Out to old Irvine And ate a couple a' hippies And they tasted just fine Now its got a sweet tooth for long hair So Bob and Greg and Grant you should beware

Thing That Only Eats Hippies (Live) The Dead Milkmen

too tough to chew So it slithered it's way out to old Irvine And ate a couple a' hippies and they tasted just fine Now, its got a sweet tooth for long hair So, Bob and Greg and Grant you should beware

Anderson, Walkman, Buttholes, and How! Dead Milkmen

We've got to get together And we've got to save the snails Let's board the purple space ships Before they set sail I want a Yes reunion And you know I want one now No more Anderson, Walkman, Butth...

Moron Dead Milkmen

Hangin out in the commode Listening to Depeche Mode You look like some kind of toad Why are you a moron? Got a skateboard "Gnarly rad" With money from your mom and dad Take a batch cause you smel...

In Praise of Sha Na Na Dead Milkmen

Sha Na Na Sha Na Na Na Sha Na Na Na Na Sha Na Na Sha Na Na Sha Na Na Na Na Sha Na Na were the kings of Woodstock You know it's true deep in your heart Greasy guys in gold lamae If only Hendrix ha...

Going to Graceland Dead Milkmen

buy Love Me Tender Shampoo When my time comes That's how I wanna go - Stoned and fat and wealthy And sitting on the bowl Lots of people say That it's sad The King is gone Well Elvis might be dead

Stuart Dead Milkmen

You know what Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people here in the trailer park. Oh no, don't get me wrong, they're fine people, good Americans. But they're content to sit back, ma...

Take Me Apart Dead Milkmen

always got what you wanted Right from the start Now finish the job Take me apart The people at the college They laughed and shook their heads They remember us living But they'd love to see us dead

Sri Lanka Sex Hotel Dead Milkmen

sex with it or leave it alone 3-D Jesus by my bedside Talks to me when it's late at night I thought I left you in Sri Lanka Working the desk at the Sex Hotel For Christ's sake why isn't Bob Hope dead

Junkie Dead Milkmen

My best friend is a junkie He shoots up all day Sometimes he even shits himself What else can I say? Shoot up or shut up Shoot up or shut up Shoot up or shut up Shoot up or shut up If his girl d...

Beige Sunshine Dead Milkmen

Cheese is the one thing that's indestructible How much is your Blue Cross deductible? Open your eyes to a wicked surprise You'll lose your mind if you just step inside They say even Bambi was cor...

Gorilla Girl Dead Milkmen

Gave to the gorilla girl Gobs and gobs of love No one else would touch that girl Unless they wore a glove Gifted was this girl of mine Great knowledge could she grasp But once she ate a golf pro a...

If You Love Somebody Set Them on Fire Dead Milkmen

You know that it would be untrue You know that I would be a liar If I were to say to you I didn't set your house on fire But it's just the way I am You'll have to take it for a fact Life can reall...

All Around the World Dead Milkmen

There are people who want to kill me all around the world There are people who want to kill me all around the world I know about the UFO's I know about the UFO's I know some things I know I should...

Born to Love Volcanoes Dead Milkmen

Born to love volcanoes Seen em on PBS Born to love volcanoes My apartment is a mess Somewhere under that pile of clothes Lies a whole $10 bill Telephones are ringing In a land called PBS Fat lady ...

Spit Sink Dead Milkmen

Oh come on baby take a drink Never mind that it's a spit sink A spit sink A spit sink It's nothing but a spit sink Jam Took a drink Thought I was gonna die Somebody told me The water was formalde...

Here Comes Mr. X Dead Milkmen

He doesn't close his mouth when he chews his food Oh, please, dear God, strike him dead Aim a lightning bolt at his head Oh, please, Reverend Sun Yung Moon, Send someone to kill him soon Oh, Mohammed

I am the Walrus Dead Milkmen

Hey you kids! Cut that crap out! Hey come back here! I know who your parents are! You wouldn't do this if Nixon was in the white house! Come on! I'm the walrus, dammit! A young Watoosi watches '...

Fifty Things Dead Milkmen

Paul told us all he was gonna have a baby But Jeannie said "Paul can't do that" So Paul got mad and left in a hurry Now Jeannie's sure he forgot his hat I've got fifty things to do But I'll get b...

The Conspiracy Song Dead Milkmen

Please let me tell you, They own our homes, they own our banks We take out loans to buy them tanks They own our children, they own our pets The owned Elvis and Bernard Goetz They own our rugs and ...

Jellyfish Heaven Dead Milkmen

You'll go to hell And jellyfish will sting you And your body will swell Jellyfish heaven Is a big blue sea Where it's too cold to surf And it's too warm to ski Jellyfish Heaven Is full of dead

Punk Rock Girl Dead Milkmen

One Saturday I took a walk to Zipperhead I met a girl there And she almost knocked me dead Punk rock girl please look at me Punk rock girl what do you see?

Two Feet Off the Ground Dead Milkmen

Illusions are real So just feel the way you feel It's time to unwind Just relax you'll feel fine Light up a smoke Life is no joke Shake your head and hear the sound Take another look around Nothi...

Laundromat Song Dead Milkmen

Soap and quarters and bleach and laundry Are the words I use at the laundromat Reading the news, and watching the people That's what I do at the laundromat At the laundromat my heart grows fat Ah...

I Hate You, I Love You Dead Milkmen

What am I gonna do When I get next to you Wanna hold you close to me But you bring me misery I hate you but I love you I hate you but I love you Let's go to see a show Where to, well I don't kno...

Beach Party Vietnam Dead Milkmen

It's a beach party Vietnam Surfin with the Viet Cong Cookin hot dogs With napalm A beach party Vietnam Franky and Annette were layin in the sand When Franky got a letter from his Uncle Sam Said "...

I Walk the Thinnest Line Dead Milkmen

I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line Between the light and dark sides of my mind I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line Be...

Bleach Boys Dead Milkmen

I've got some buddies and we all drink bleach You know we practice what we preach We're not a drunken bunch of frat-boys Trashed on beers Or a stoned bunch of hippies With no careers I wanna drink...

V.F.W. Dead Milkmen

Mom and Dad don't like me They say I'm mean and rude They've tried to make me a good little boy By sticking downers in my food Fucked up world We're all veterans of a fucked up world Fucked up wo...

Where the Tarantula Lives Dead Milkmen

Holland is ruled by midgets The Pope owns CBS The subway cars have been equipped with bars And they're cloning Rudolph Hess Samantha Fox has gone fridgid The President's painted green Jesus Christ...

Big Time Operator Dead Milkmen

Alright! Kill the mother fucker! Gather round me everybody Let me tell you who I am 'Cause I'm a big time operator And they call me High Hat Sam I'm a big time operator Operating through the land...

At the Moment Dead Milkmen

At the moment The world stops spinning The sky turns grey At the moment The animals will talk We will disappear At the moment When all is one At the moment You made up your mind Buildings collaps...

Watching Scotty Die Dead Milkmen

I've got a kid His name is Scott He's going blind And his blood just will not clot The doctors line in rows To stick tubes up Scotty's nose There is a field Where Scotty used to play Until Ortho ...

The Secret of Life Dead Milkmen

I saw a cigar shaped flying ship It landed outside on my lawn You poked your head out of a door And said, "Hurry up get on." I've never seen this sight before The world became a shrinking ball I a...

Ringo Buys a Rifle Dead Milkmen

We aren't ourselves Brains on the shelf We'll all wake up When Ringo buys a rifle We live we breathe We spread disease That all must end When Ringo buys a rifle People told him what to say Order...

Big Scary Place Dead Milkmen

All the stores have Anything you want In this big scary place In this big scary place Everyone forms lines Where you stand and wait In this big scary place In this big scary place The days inch a...

Epic Tales of Adventure Dead Milkmen

There's an old lady who washes her clothes In the same laundromat as me She told me of her son And some shoes that hurt his feet Mean little nails rose up in a bunch and plunged into his soles Fil...

If I Had a Gun Dead Milkmen

Would I be amused Would you be impressed That I had the power To put a hole into your chest? When the kids are crying After the welfare check's been spent Would I rob a liquor store To get money f...

The Pit Dead Milkmen

Are you ready Dave? Uh-huh. Malory? Ok. Joe? I don't know. Well, great... Let's GOOO!!! Hee and a hoe And I love my baby so In the bottom of the bottomless pit Don't make a sound Or we might d...

BIT 3 Dead Milkmen

Take it Boys. Yeah, my sister's really moving up in the world. She dates a full-blown professor. Goes by the name of Professor Griff. He's a great guy. A good ol' boy. That wild old Professo...

Right Wing Pigeons Dead Milkmen

The town in Georgia's got a law on the books Says if we all got guns then we won't have crooks Now what could make them think that way? What could make them act that way? They're just right wing ...

Life is Shit Dead Milkmen

I ran into a friend of mine Said he was gonna take some words and make them rhyme I said "You can fool some of them some of the time, But you can only fool half them all of the time" He said "Yes ...

City of Mud Dead Milkmen

Built ourselves a city And we made it out of mud Dried it off this morning Out there in the desert sun And we never do no working Just sit and watch TV Well, I finally found a city Full of people ...

I Against Osbourne Dead Milkmen

I know the CIA is watching me I'm a target of the FBI and PMRC I do not sleep I spend my nights worrying of satellites They put an eye into the sky and did not tell the people why I do not sleep ...

I Hear Your Name Dead Milkmen

Across the sea, across the sea That's where your hand was taking me Going to places that I've never been I hear your name Someone's calling your name I better go now Someone's calling your name ...

The Big Sleazy Dead Milkmen

It's a long way to Anchorage But that's where I'll go with you We'll travel so far, dear To escape that Morning Zoo I hate MMR I hate YSP I do not like Grateful Dead So just don't talk to me I

Shaft in Greenland Dead Milkmen

The world's full of danger You do what you can You'll feel like a stranger Like Shaft in Greenland Travel around and meet all the people Don't be afraid to touch them lightly Travel around and me...