There's A Santa Who Looks A Lot Like Elvis Bob Rivers

There's a Santa who looks a lot like Elvis The King of Rock and Roll Take a look at the double chin He's weighing about 310 With golden chains and sequined belt below There's a Santa who looks a lot like

There's Another Santa Claus Bob Rivers

There's another Santa Claus There's another Santa Claus There's another Santa Claus there Everywhere you look you can't escape There's Santas everywhere Bells are ringing, children screaming Something

Read It In The Tabloids Bob Rivers

Took a peek at the dirt about Demi Moore. And it took me by surprise I must say When I found out the Pope was gay. I read it in the tabloids. Elvis Presley's doing just fine.

The Chimney Song Bob Rivers

There's something stuck up in the chimney and I don't know what it is, But it's been there all night long. Well, I waited up for Santa all Christmas night But he never came and it don't seem right.

I Am Santa Claus Bob Rivers

I am Santa Claus Ho ho ho ho ho Flying Through the snow Can you hear him ho ho ho He's so full of cheer only has to work one day a year Children in their beds Visions of sugar plums fill their heads

A Letter To Santa Bob Rivers

Dear Santa Claus, It has been brought to my attention by one of our operatives that you have secured for yourself, and your interests, a very lucrative position in the toy and game industry.

He's So Jolly Bob Rivers

He's so jolly Santa's so jolly Christmas night he's in his sled where he belongs You're looking great, Santa Lost some weight, Santa Red cheeks glowing, ho-ho-ho'ing, you keep growing strong I feel the

Manger 6 Bob Rivers

We know you have been traveling a lot this holiday season and you've probably been told there is no room at the Inn. Well, that's just not the case here at Manger 6.

Rivers The Tallest Man On Earth

So there\'s longing in the shoulders now There was a wildness in that time Can\'t we now say Oh sweet were the hours But hours to find There was no way to live in simple dreams There was no straightness

SANTA-FE Bob Dylan

SANTA-FE Santa-Fe, Dear, dear, dear, dear, dear Santa-Fe, My woman needs it ev'ryday, She promised this a-lad she'd stay, She's rollin' up a lotta bread To toss away.

Who Put The Stump Bob Rivers

I'd like to find the guy Who done me wrong And stuck my butt up On this Christmas tree. Who put the stump In my rump-ba-bump-ba-bump? Who took and jammed it In my ram-a-lam-a-ding dong?

Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire Bob Rivers

Everybody knows some pepper and a garlic clove Help to make them seasoned right Tiny rats with a crisp golden coat Will really hit the spot tonight And now when Santa sees his tray (Ho ho ho ho ho

Santa Bring My Baby Back Elvis Presley

I don't need a lot of presents To make my Christmas bright I just need my baby's arms Wound around me tight Oh oh santa hear my plea Santa bring my baby back to me The Christmas tree is ready

Santa Bring My Baby Back to Me Elvis Presley

I don't need a lot of presents To make my Christmas bright I just need my baby's arms Wound around me tight Oh oh santa hear my plea Santa bring my baby back to me The Christmas tree is ready

Decorations Bob Rivers

I love the colored lights every year And the way the neighbors stop their cars and stare I strap a Santa Claus on my roof Plastic candy canes and reindeer everywhere I'm stringin' up decorations It's straining

Here Comes Santa Claus (Right Down Santa Claus Lane) With Leann Rimes Elvis Presley

Hang your stockings and say a prayer, \'Cause Santa Claus comes tonight. Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, Riding down Santa Claus Lane.

Must Be Santa Bob Dylan

Who's got a beard that's long and white Santa's got a beard that's long and white Who comes around on a special night Santa comes around on a special night Special Night, beard that's white Must be

Homeless On the Holidays Bob Rivers

Oh there’s food for the homeless on the holidays Cause no matter how filthy or uncombed If you’re down on your luck you can really graze For the holidays we throw those bums a bone I met a man who drank

OJ's Trial Thing Bob Rivers

You expect people to believe that there are people actually playing golf at ten o' clock at night? Ya wanna know what I think?

Santa Bring My Baby Back (To Me) Elvis Presley

I don't need a lot of presents To make my Christmas bright I just need my baby's arms Wound around me tight Oh oh santa hear my plea Santa bring my baby back to me The Christmas tree is ready

Wreck The Malls Bob Rivers

with their muzak system Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la Trade something for Twisted Sister Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Wreck the pet store, do some damage Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Send the beagles on a

Minimum Wage Bob Rivers

I'd like a Spiffy Burger with low fat cheese and an order of seasoned curly fries but only if they're cooked in virgin peanut oil. -Ummm, $7.42 at the second window. Drive through please.

Foreigners Bob Rivers

Hey, we want to be Americans, But we're illegal aliens, And we really like it here, Though we don't speak the language clear. Foreigners... Stamping out our unions, (What do you mean, man?)

Mr. Magoo Bob Rivers

pulled a quick u-turn, And hit a pickup from Montana While plowin' down a fire hydrant too Windshield wipers slappin' time As he committed several traffic crimes This man's like a one man wreckin' crew

Sock It To Me Santa Bob Seger

Come on jump up, ohhhh Sock it to me Santa, you know what I like Sock it to me Santa, just bring me a bike Christmas just won't be a drag, Santa's got a brand new bag Don't you dare let those children

Green Grass of home Elvis Presley

The old home town looks the same, As I step down from the train, And there to meet me is my mama and papa Down the road I look and there runs Mary Hair of gold and lips like cherries It\'s good to

Got A Lot O' Livin' To Do! (Finale) Elvis Presley

Oh yes I’ve got a lot o' living to do A whole lot o' loving to do Come on baby to make a party takes two Oh yes I’ve got a lot o' living to do A whole lot o' loving to do And there's no one who

Just Like Tom Thumb'S Blues (Alternate Take) Bob Dylan

When you`re lost in the rain in Juarez When it`s Eastertime too And your gravity fails And negativity don`t pull you through Don`t put on any airs When you`re down on Rue Morgue Avenue They got some hungry

Middle Age Waistline Bob Rivers

(Baba O'Riley - The Who) I eat Mrs.

Jingle Hells Bells Bob Rivers

Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Like Guns N Roses with Axel Rose spittin' Ozzie's black eyes and the bats that he's bitten Big Marshall stacks and a broken E-string These are a few of my favorite things Ho Ho Ho Penthouse

GOT A LOT O` LIVIN` TO DO! Elvis Presley

Oh yes I’ve got a lot o'living to do A whole lot o'loving to do Come on baby to make a party takes two Oh yes I’ve got a lot o'living to do A whole lot o'loving to do And there's no one who I'd

All You Need Is Elves Bob Rivers

Elves, elves, elves Elves, elves, elves Elves, elves, elves Santa doesn't shop at Toys "R" Us Doesn't have to fight the Christmas rush He's never out of stock of even the hardest toys and games It's easy

Girl from the North Country (Live at Madison Square Garden, New York, NY - October 1992) Bob Dylan

If you're traveling in the north country fair Where the winds hit heavy on the borderline Remember me to one who lives there For she was once a true love of mine Well, if you go when the snowflakes storm

Secret Santa Cruz Lifter Puller

and jenny's back on campus i can't believe that it's september jenny what's the story, all the chicks in her sorority asked her how she spent the summer said i interned at some law firm, said i got a

Free As A Turd Bob Rivers

It's a piece of crap to me Can hardly hear the words... Whatever happened to, The rights to Love me Do? We made Michael Jackson one rich mother.

GOT A LOT O LIVIN TO DO Elvis Presley

Oh yes I've got a lot o' living to do A whole lot o' loving to do Come on baby to make a party takes two Oh yes I've got a lot o' living to do A whole lot o' loving to do And there's no one who

Zat You Santa Claus Louis Armstrong

clackin` jaws Uh who there Who is it Uh stoppin` for a visit `Zat you Santa Claus Are you bringin` a present for me Something pleasantly pleasant for me That`s what I`ve been waitin` for Would you mind

Officer Fuhrman Bob Rivers

Officer Fuhrman driving through Brentwood At night with a glove in his bag, his evidence bag. Waits at the Bronco; opens the window To leave a few drops on the floor, a smudge on the door.

Got A Lot O' Livin' To Do! Elvis Presley

Oh yes I’ve got a lot o' living to do A whole lot o' loving to do Come on baby, to make a party takes two Oh yes I’ve got a lot o' living to do A whole lot o' loving to do And there's no one who I'd

Got A Lot Of Livin To Do Elvis Presley

Oh yes I've got a lot o' living to do A whole lot o' loving to do Come on baby, to make a party takes two Oh yes I've got a lot o' living to do A whole lot o' loving to do And there's no one who I'd rather

Bowel Moves Bob Rivers

I was a little too stuffed, had to lose a few pounds, Pants too tight, seams bustin' out. Just had a big burrito with beans and rice, Salsa on top, with some extra spice, Lots of extra spice.

Got A Lot O Elvis Presley

Oh yes Ive got a lot o' living to do A whole lot o' loving to do Come on baby, to make a party takes two Oh yes Ive got a lot o' living to do A whole lot o' loving to do And there's no one who I'd

Visions Of Johanna (Alternate Take) Bob Dylan

The country music station plays soft, But there`s nothing, really nothing, to turn off. Just Louise and her lover so entwined And these visions of Johanna that conquer my mind.

Tear Off Your Own Head (It's A Doll Revolution) Elvis Costello

Who dries your eyes when you cry real tears? Who know or cares what an imitation is? Only you do You can paint his nails Make him wear high heels Why waste time altering the hemline? Or do you?

Girl from the North Country Bob Dylan

If you're traveling in the north country fair Where the winds hit heavy on the borderline Remember me to one who lives there She once was the true love of mine.

GIRL OF THE NORTH COUNTRY Bob Dylan

GIRL OF THE NORTH COUNTRY Well, if you're travelin' in the north country fair, Where the winds hit heavy on the borderline, Remember me to one who lives there.

Girl From The North Country (영화 실버라이닝 플레이북) Bob Dylan

If you’re travelin' in the north country fair Where the winds hit heavy on the borderline Remember me to one who lives there For she once was a true love of mine If you go when the snowflakes storm When

Walkin' 'Round In Women's Underwear Bob Rivers

In the store, there's a teddy. With little straps, like spagetti. It holds me so tight, like handcuffs at night. Walking around in womens underwear In the office there's a guy named Melvin.

C´est Le Dip Bob Siebenberg

I can´t believe all the things I read in the papers But there´s a chance with the voice I hear on the radio And who´s to say about the shows I see on the T.V.

Screwface Bob Marley

Screwface know-a who fi frighten! Screwface know-a who fi frighten! Like I told, they say, "Coward, man". Gonna keep some bones And all violent man gonna weep and moan.