The Twisted Chipmunk Song Bob Rivers

Ready to sing your song? -I'll say we are! -Yeah! -Let's sing it now! Okay, Simon? -Okay! Okay, Theodore? -Okay! Okay, Alvin? Alvin? ALVIN! -OKAY!!!)

Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire Bob Rivers

Yuletide squirrels fresh filleted by the choir They poked hot skewers through their nose (Ow! Wrong end, ya cowboy!)

The Chimney Song Bob Rivers

That there's something in the chimney and it doesn't make a sound, But I wish you Merry Christmas.

Christmas Party Song Bob Rivers

It's Christmas time and I'm in trouble Got too drunk at the company affair Sat on the copier, wore no apparel Did it on a dare Insulted the boss and French-kissed a stranger Pinched his butt poured beer

Wreck The Malls Bob Rivers

"Wreck the malls this Christmas season Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Blow your cash for no good reason Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Push your charge card to the limit Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la Checkbook

The Chipmunk Song Canned Heat

The Chipmunk Song (Christmas don't Be Late) The Chipmunks & David Seville (all right you Chipmunks! Ready to sing your song? -I'll say we are! -Yeah! -Let's sing it now! Okay, Simon? -Okay!

Armageddon (Feat. Wretch 32) Chipmunk

a musical genius I should write speeches Father forgive me, I sin with the women I'ma prince with the vision but a king with the written If the world don't end when I drop my verse, I'll check

Foul Chipmunk

"I never once said fuck grime, The clock kept ticking I just moved with the times. I'm smarter that's why I do better, So don't act clever, The in sound changed I never.

Take Off (Intanatty Remix) (Feat. Trey Songz) Chipmunk

Never thought I\'d see the day when you wasn\'t by my side Listen I was down for you girl put you first in my world And I thought you were down too right It\'s like you didn\'t want me to take off take

Take Off (Cutmore Killa Club Remix) (Explicit Ver.) (Feat. Trey Songz) Chipmunk

Never thought I\'d see the day when you wasn\'t by my side Listen I was down for you girl put you first in my world And I thought you were down too right It\'s like you didn\'t want me to take off take

Take Off (Champion Dub) (Explicit Ver.) (Feat. Trey Songz) Chipmunk

Never thought I\'d see the day when you wasn\'t by my side Listen I was down for you girl put you first in my world And I thought you were down too right It\'s like you didn\'t want me to take off take

In the Air (Radio Edit) (Feat. Keri Hilson) Chipmunk

In the air in the air Put your lights up in the air In this moment come together Be as one without a care In the air in the air Put your lights up in the air In this moment come together Be as one without

In The Air (Feat. Keri Hilson) Chipmunk

[Keri Hilson - Chorus] In the air, in the air Put your lights up in the air In this moment, come together, Be as one without a care In the air, in the air Put your lights up in the air In

Pray For Me Chipmunk

"Yeah, from hills high in heaven To Psalms twenty-seven This is our gospel Take my word for it Uh, check, listen You see the music business like the devil's games If you play then you might adopt the devil's

Picture Me (Feat. Ace Young) Chipmunk

icing, saved it for my air So that I could freeze the talk I didn't wanna hear Yeah, flying high proper, the only thing above me is the chopper There's nothing you could do to cause a bother I'm like

Then and Now Chipmunk

ChipmunkFrom the age of 10 I used to do a paper round Just so I could see the paper round So I could splash in the porna shop And buy sweets till my teeth would rot I used to play football, I used to like

Follow My Lead (Feat. Eric B) Chipmunk

Eric B) - Chipmunk (칩멍크) Hi world, whats poppin?

Diamond Rings (Feat. Emeli Sande) Chipmunk

) Girls see me and scream cause I'm on the tv But I still take walks in my ends 14 when I entered the game All I wanted was a little bit of fame (just a bit) And now I'm f*ckin with the grown-ups Go mad

Oopsy Daisy Chipmunk

feels like an 808 I'm a walking disaster Don't wana hurt you that's why you got to go Destruction like fire on the ground That's why you got to go, oh oh oh ohhh Yeah See the fussin and fightin,

Transition Chipmunk

figures damn skippy ain't the same in the bank, and I just wanna say thanks, To those tryin to pull me down, I was born to be fly I don't like the ground, so don't tell me stay grounded, I'm good in

White Lies (Feat. Kaleena Of Diddy Dirty Money) Chipmunk

Lord's the only person that see mee on my knees I don't wanna hear myself, turn me off don't turn me up And they kick you when you dancing now the trick is to stay up Plus as long as I'm alive

Flying High Chipmunk

You know we flying high (ay ay, ooh, ooh, ayy yeah) I got 'em singing like (ay ay, ooh, ooh, ayy yeah) Ten bottles today man lets drink 2 and spray 8 yep, all over the damn place or in a haters damn face

The Angel Bob Rivers

The angel rides with hunch-backed children, poison oozing from his engine Wieldin' love as a lethal weapon, on his way to hubcap heaven Baseball cards poked in his spokes, his boots in oil he's patiently

Joy To The World Bob Rivers

The Lord has come Let earth receive her King Let every heart prepare Him room And heaven and nature sing And heaven and nature sing And heaven and heaven and nature sing Joy to the world The Lord has come

It's The Most Fattening Time Of The Year Bob Rivers

It's the most fattening time of the year With that pumpkin pie filling and everyone swilling down eggnog and beer It's the most fattening time of the year It's the lip smackingest season of all while your

O Little Town Of Bethlehem Bob Rivers

"Oh little town of Bethlehem, how still we see thee lie Above thy deep and dreamless sleep the silent stars go by Yet in thy dark streets shineth, the everlasting light The hopes and fears of all the years

Officer Fuhrman Bob Rivers

He likes to frame the colored people. Officer Fuhrman driving through Brentwood At night with a glove in his bag, his evidence bag.

Homeless On the Holidays Bob Rivers

Oh there’s food for the homeless on the holidays Cause no matter how filthy or uncombed If you’re down on your luck you can really graze For the holidays we throw those bums a bone I met a man who drank

Spinning Reel Bob Rivers

(Spinning Wheel - Blood, Sweat & Tears) Rod goes up Line goes out Spinning reel Fishing for trout Casting toward the bubbles and you reel it in Hook a speckled rainbow watch the spinning reel spin You

Carol Of The Bartenders Bob Rivers

Hark all they got Tales seem to flow Gin tinkling More Chardonnay Christmas is here Drinking the cheer Ice cubes are cold More Cuervo Gold Don't be a dink Watch what you drink Don't be a dork Don't pop

Getting Fatter All The Time Bob Rivers

I'm getting fatter all the time. I used to be size 32 and I never gave. My jeans used to fit, I looked cool. Now I'm not the same. Put on a few pounds, my shape's getting round.

How It Feels (To Be Old) Bob Rivers

Lately all the songs I write Are slow and on the mellow side. I used to stand on MTV, But now they bring a chair for me.

There's A Santa Who Looks A Lot Like Elvis Bob Rivers

There's a Santa who looks a lot like Elvis The King of Rock and Roll Take a look at the double chin He's weighing about 310 With golden chains and sequined belt below There's a Santa who looks a lot like

The Twelve Pains Of Christmas Bob Rivers

The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me Is finding a Christmas tree The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: Angry husband: Rigging up the lights And finding a Christmas tree

Read It In The Tabloids Bob Rivers

Was waiting in line at the grocery store. Took a peek at the dirt about Demi Moore. And it took me by surprise I must say When I found out the Pope was gay. I read it in the tabloids.

Beat Up Old Jetliner Bob Rivers

Goodbye to all my friends I've known And the travel agent I trusted. I'm riding along on this beat-up old plane; Look out the window. All the rivets are rusted.

Flu Ride Bob Rivers

Just hear those noses snifflin' Sore throats ticklin' too Come on it's lousy weather To be sufferin' inside with the flu Outside the snow is fallin' Your fever's at 102 Let's take some Alka-Seltzer And

I Came Upon A Roadkill Deer Bob Rivers

I came upon a roadkill deer A sorrowful sight to behold He lay upon the highway's edge His body was stiff and cold I bet he never saw the car Careening through the snow The lights shone brightly

Buttcracker Suite Bob Rivers

Wiggle the string: play hide and seek Buy your workmate or your boss The proctologic dental floss That really works a hair across His astronomic bum Thong!

When A Man Loves A Chicken Bob Rivers

When a man loves a chicken He can't keep his mind on nothin' else, He stay in the barn for the good thing he's found. If he is henpecked he can't see it; she can't do no wrong.

Wrong Foot Amputated Bob Rivers

Wrong foot amputated Wrong foot amputated He got the wrong foot amputated The doctor had compassion he tried to cure my disease I was sweating on the way to the op room gave me sedatives to put me at ease

O Come All Ye Grateful Dead-Heads Bob Rivers

"Oh come all ye Grateful Deadheads to the concert Oh come Grateful Deadheads And camp in the street Bring rolling papers Don't forget your sleeping bags Oh come get us some floor seats We followed them

Decorations Bob Rivers

I love the colored lights every year And the way the neighbors stop their cars and stare I strap a Santa Claus on my roof Plastic candy canes and reindeer everywhere I'm stringin' up decorations It's straining

Middle Age Waistline Bob Rivers

(Baba O'Riley - The Who) I eat Mrs.

A Letter To Santa Bob Rivers

Dear Santa Claus, It has been brought to my attention by one of our operatives that you have secured for yourself, and your interests, a very lucrative position in the toy and game industry.

Foreigners Bob Rivers

Hey, we want to be Americans, But we're illegal aliens, And we really like it here, Though we don't speak the language clear. Foreigners... Stamping out our unions, (What do you mean, man?)

Walkin' 'Round In Women's Underwear Bob Rivers

"Lacey things, the wife is missing. Didn't ask, for her permission I'm wearing her clothes, her silk panty hose. Walking around in women's underwear. In the store, there's a teddy.

Who Put The Stump Bob Rivers

I'd like to find the guy Who done me wrong And stuck my butt up On this Christmas tree. Who put the stump In my rump-ba-bump-ba-bump? Who took and jammed it In my ram-a-lam-a-ding dong?

Free As A Turd Bob Rivers

It's a piece of crap to me Can hardly hear the words... Whatever happened to, The rights to Love me Do? We made Michael Jackson one rich mother.

I Am Santa Claus Bob Rivers

I am Santa Claus Ho ho ho ho ho Flying Through the snow Can you hear him ho ho ho He's so full of cheer only has to work one day a year Children in their beds Visions of sugar plums fill their heads