Never Do Anything (Live 3/11/04 Dallas) Barenaked Ladies

Then the world would see That I can do anything I can be that But soon you'll see that I will never do anything Let's play tic tac toe I'll play X, you can be the O.

Aluminum (Live 3/11/04 Dallas) Barenaked Ladies

How, in every visible way, you shine As if the stars in your wake align Almost impossible to malign But just below where you shine, you burn Although I know it, I never learn Just goes to show that I can't

Roadrunner (Live 3/11/04 Dallas) Barenaked Ladies

I'm Steve, and I'm Ed, And we're Barenaked Ladies You're on a highway and roadrunner goes "Beep, beep" Just step aside or you might end up in a heap Roadrunner roadrunner runs on the road all day Even

One Week (Live 3/11/04 Dallas) Barenaked Ladies

Hold it now and watch the hoodwink As I make you stop, think You'll think you're looking at Aquaman I summon fish to the dish, Although I like the Chalet Suisse And I like the sushi 'cause it's never

Powder Blue (Live 3/11/04 Dallas) Barenaked Ladies

Apologies, from your car floor I couldn't love you more I couldn't love you more I couldn't love you more Baby between you and me, love is all we need You held out your heart So I could watch it bleed I never

Who Needs Sleep? (Live 3/11/04 Dallas) Barenaked Ladies

I swim in sweat 3 inches deep Just lay back and claim defeat Chapter read and lesson learned. Turn the lights off while she burns.

Another Postcard (Live 3/11/04 Dallas) Barenaked Ladies

You can't imagine so many monkeys in the daily mail All of them coming anonymously so they leave no trail I never thought I'd have an admirer from overseas But someone is sending me stationary filled with

Pinch Me (Live 3/11/04 Dallas) Barenaked Ladies

It's the perfect time of yearSomewhere far away from hereI feel fine enough, I guessConsidering everything's a messThere's a restaurant down the streetWhere hungry people like to eatI could walk bu...

Brian Wilson (Live 3/11/04 Dallas) Barenaked Ladies

Drove downtown in the rainnine-thirty on a tuesday night,just to check out the late-nightrecord shop.Call it impulsivecall it compulsive,call it insane;but when I'm surroundedI just can'tstop.It's ...

Break Your Heart (Live 3/11/04 Dallas) Barenaked Ladies

I guess 'cause I didn't want to break your heart You said "What'd you think that I was gonna do, Curl up and die just because of you?

Falling For The First Time (Live 3/11/04 Dallas) Barenaked Ladies

I'm so cool, too bad I'm a loser I'm so smart, too bad I can't get anything figured out I'm so brave, too bad I'm a baby I'm so fly, that's probably why it Feels just like I'm falling for the first time

The Old Apartment (Live 3/11/04 Dallas) Barenaked Ladies

The Old Apartment Broke into the old apartment This is where we used to live Broken glass, broke and hungry Broken hearts and broken bones This is where we used to live Why did you paint the walls?

Be My Yoko Ono (Live 3/11/04 Dallas) Barenaked Ladies

If there's someone you can live without, then do so. And if there's someone you can just shove out, then do so. Chorus: You can be my Yoko Ono. You can follow me wherever I go.

Too Little Too Late (Live 3/11/04 Dallas) Barenaked Ladies

You say, "why does everything I do confound you?"

If I Had $1,000,000 (Live 3/11/04 Dallas) Barenaked Ladies

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house) If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) I'd buy you furniture for your house (M...

It's All Been Done (Live 3/11/04 Dallas) Barenaked Ladies

I met you, before the fall of Romeand I bet you to let me take you home.You were wrong, I was right.You said good-bye, I said good nightIt's all been done, It's all been done, It's all been done be...

Make My Heart Fly (Live 5/01/04 Glasgow) Barenaked Ladies

Please don't go rushing by Stay and make my heart fly Please don't go rushing by Stay and make my heart fly I never seem to know the time When you're with me You can tell it to the birds I'll tell the

Never Do Anything Barenaked Ladies

Then the world would see That I can do anything I can be that But soon you'll see that I will never do anything Let's play tic tac toe I'll play X, you can be the O.

One Week (Live 5/01/04 Glasgow) Barenaked Ladies

Hold it now and watch the hoodwink As I make you stop, think You'll think you're looking at Aquaman I summon fish to the dish, Although I like the Chalet Suisse And I like the sushi 'cause it's never

Call And Answer (Live 5/01/04 Glasgow) Barenaked Ladies

think about you when we're both in the same room I 'm only here to witness the remains of loving you You think, we're here to play a game of who loves more than who (Chorus) You think, It's only fair to do

Another Postcard (Live 5/01/04 Glasgow) Barenaked Ladies

You can't imagine so many monkeys in the daily mail All of them coming anonymously so they leave no trail I never thought I'd have an admirer from overseas But someone is sending me stationary filled with

Straw Hat And Old Dirty Hank (Live 5/01/04 Glasgow) Barenaked Ladies

you Well you could have written back And you could have said "thank you" But I guess you've got better things, But I guess you've got better things, I guess you've got better things, Better things to do

The Old Apartment (Live 5/01/04 Glasgow) Barenaked Ladies

The Old Apartment Broke into the old apartment This is where we used to live Broken glass, broke and hungry Broken hearts and broken bones This is where we used to live Why did you paint the walls?

Be My Yoko Ono (Live 5/01/04 Glasgow) Barenaked Ladies

If there's someone you can live without, then do so. And if there's someone you can just shove out, then do so. Chorus: You can be my Yoko Ono. You can follow me wherever I go.

Alternative Girlfriend (Live 5/01/04 Glasgow) Barenaked Ladies

dream I dream to leave My life with her is a bore A worn-out metaphor No more surprises up its sleeve We're old at being young Young at being old Everything's been sold to other's revolutions Chorus You live

Brian Wilson (Live 5/01/04 Glasgow) Barenaked Ladies

Drove downtown in the rainnine-thirty on a tuesday night,just to check out the late-nightrecord shop.Call it impulsivecall it compulsive,call it insane;but when I'm surroundedI just can'tstop.It's ...

Pinch Me (Live 5/01/04 Glasgow) Barenaked Ladies

It's the perfect time of yearSomewhere far away from hereI feel fine enough, I guessConsidering everything's a messThere's a restaurant down the streetWhere hungry people like to eatI could walk bu...

Teenage Wasteland (Live At Massey Hall, 4/3/1993) Barenaked Ladies

No we're gonna do a bunch of new stuff tonight And uh But I'm gonna have to warn you most of it's in German So I hope you've all attended your German classes in high school because you're required to take

Too Little Too Late (Live 5/01/04 Glasgow) Barenaked Ladies

You say, "why does everything I do confound you?"

I'll Be That Girl (Live 5/01/04 Glasgow) Barenaked Ladies

If I were you and I wish that I were you all the things I'd do to make myself turn blue I suppose, I'd start by removing all my clothes tie my panty hose around my neck Chorus: I'll be that girl and you

Sell, Sell, Sell (Live 5/01/04 Glasgow) Barenaked Ladies

The credits roll, the camera pansAnd in the mist our hero standsHe starts to speak, then folds his hands in prayerAn awkward pause, then what's my line?There's nothing left to say this timeAnd what...

7 8 9 Barenaked Ladies

1, 2, 3 and 4 more makes 7 And 6 is afraid of 7...cause 7 ate 9! 그리고 6은 7을 무서워 하지, 왜냐면 7이 9를 먹었기 때문이야!

If I Had $1,000,000 (Live 5/01/04 Glasgow) Barenaked Ladies

If I Had $1000000 Words and Music by Steven Page & Ed Robertson If I had $1000000 (If I had $1000000) I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house) If I had $1000000 (If I had $1000000) I'd bu...

It's All Been Done (Live 5/01/04 Glasgow) Barenaked Ladies

I met you, before the fall of Romeand I bet you to let me take you home.You were wrong, I was right.You said good-bye, I said good nightIt's all been done, It's all been done, It's all been done be...

Never Is Enough Barenaked Ladies

backyard I could go to Europe, travel with my friends I could blow a thousand deutschmarks to get drunk in a pub with some Australians Buy a shiny backpack, sew a flag on the back Chorus: I think never

Hello City (Live Version) Barenaked Ladies

Hey Another night at the palace, 'cause there is nothing else to do The same people, the same drinks and The same music, the same quicksand I think this harbor town is waist deep and sinking fast Hello

One Week (Live) Barenaked Ladies

I'm sorry Hold it now and watch the hoodwink As I make you stop, think You'll think you're looking at Aquaman I summon fish to the dish, although I like the Chalet Swiss I like the sushi 'Cause it's never

What A Good Boy (Live Version) Barenaked Ladies

And if they do, they'll soon forget 'Cause it won't take much for me to show that my life ain't over yet I wake up scared, I wake up strange I wake up wondering if anything in my life is ever going to

I Live With It Every Day (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

I Live With It Everyday On August first, nineteen-eight-one I cycled to Scott's house with a BB gun We were almost twelve, but we looked thirteen He had baby-blue eyes that I shot him between Nature

These Apples (Live Version) Barenaked Ladies

A friend brought me flowers, she said they were lilacs, But I've never been good with plants Her next presentation, a new dictionary She circled the word "romance" So enthusiastic, a little bit drastic

Food Party Barenaked Ladies

Can i get you guys anything? Voice 1: You can get me a lemon because I'm sour. Who are you? Voice 3: I'm spicy, I'm hot!

I live with it everyday Barenaked Ladies

nineteen-eighty-one I cycled to Scott's house with a BB gun We were almost twelve, but we looked thirteen He had baby-blue eyes that I shot him between Nature provides for us a safety net Whatever we do

I Live with It Every Day Barenaked Ladies

nineteen-eighty-one I cycled to Scott's house with a BB gun We were almost twelve, but we looked thirteen He had baby-blue eyes that I shot him between Nature provides for us a safety net Whatever we do

Gonna Walk (Live) Barenaked Ladies

oh oh oh oh oh To the bottom of your hea aa aa aa aa aa art Walking hour after hour, if I could Use a walking superpower, I would Use it just to come and find you Then it's the slow and steady again Never

I Can, I Will, I Do Barenaked Ladies

And when you tell me as I leave You're scared you'll never see my face again Well, I'm not sure it's the truth [Pre-Chorus] You don't think I can love you You don't think I can love you You don't

Life, In A Nutshell (Live Version) Barenaked Ladies

When she was three her Barbies always did it on the first date Now she's with me, there's never any need for them to demonstrate She's like a baby, I'm like a cat; When we are happy, we both get fat and

Straw Hat And Old Dirty Hank (Live Version) Barenaked Ladies

you Well you could have written back And you could have said "thank you" But I guess you've got better things, But I guess you've got better things, I guess you've got better things, Better things to do

Eraser Barenaked Ladies

Eraser [Repeat: x 3] I draw with a pencil Because it's just a stencil If I do retry it Then I can't deny it I'm going to need my little... eraser Eraser [Repeated numerous times] I might have to re-do

Who Needs Sleep Barenaked Ladies

I swim in sweat 3 inches deep Just lay back and claim defeat Chapter read and lesson learned. Turn the lights off while she burns.

Break Your Heart (Live Version) Barenaked Ladies

I guess 'cause I didn't want to break your heart You said "What'd you think that I was gonna do, Curl up and die just because of you?