Somebody kill me Adam Sandler

you don't know how much I need you while your near me I don't feel blue And when we kiss I know you feel it to.

Somebody kill me Adam Sandler

you don't know how much I need you while your near me I don't feel blue And when we kiss I know you feel it to.

The Goat Adam Sandler

Would you like to live with me?

the goat song Adam Sandler

Would you like to live with me?

The Goat Song (Album Version) Adam Sandler

Would you like to live with me?

What The Hell Happened To Me? Adam Sandler

What the hell happened to me? I used to have fun throwing snowballs. With my best friend Billy. Then Mom would make us cocoa if we got too chilly. But now I only get excited when I see a girl pee.

four years old Adam Sandler

Hey Why'd you wake me from my nap? I'm not in the mood To play your games Or sit on your lap You Where's my Yankees drinking glass?

zitty van zittles Adam Sandler

We had no secrets We had no fears There was nothing we wouldn't do When we were in the sack She'd even pop the zit on my back But one night I was out cheating After I drank a few She caught me

Zittly Van Zittles Adam Sandler

years we had ourselves no secrets we had no fears there was nothin we wouldn't do when we were in the sack she'd even pop a zit on my back one night i was out a-cheatin' after i'd had a few she caught me

Teenage Love on the Phone Adam Sandler

Hey Richie, my dad's down the hall, and he doesn't want me on the phone. So if I hang up on you, it's just because he's coming." Richie: "Ok.

Joining The Cult Adam Sandler

Sandler: "Hey, don't fuck me on this, man, just sign up." Allen: "No, I'm not going to join a cult!" Sandler: "I can't believe you're pulling this shit on me after Monday night " Allen: "What?

The Mayor Of Pussytown Adam Sandler

Can't afford no rims my my fuckin dick's so small no bitch can suck it I don't pop 9's i got weak rhymes back in 9 duce i got pissed on 10 times I roll solo i ain't got no clue i said please don't hit me

Calling Home Adam Sandler

Give me the phone! Pete:Alright, dad! Sorry I didn't go to college like Alfred Einstein here, but I'm a person too! Dad:Just give me the phone, moron... How you doin kiddo? Good, dad...

Sex Or Weight Lifting Adam Sandler

[Adam Sandler:] Oh terrific. My name's Barry Lakin. [Man:] Uh huh [Adam Sandler:] And let me tell you what I did man.

Secret (Orange Factory's 'Shhh Don't Tell Club') Adam Sandler

How it could be Until you shared your secret with me Mmm mmm (skip for the first two times) Something's comin' over, mmm mmm Something's comin' over, mmm mmm Something's comin' over me My baby's got a

at a medium place Adam Sandler

Put your arms around me baby Can't you see I need you so Hold me close against your skin I'm about to begin Lovin' you Spit on your hand and stroke my cock At a medium pace Play with my balls

At a Medium Pace Adam Sandler

Put your arms around me babe, Can't you see I need you so? Hold me close against your skin, 'Cause I'm about to begin Lovin' you. Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace.

Memory Lane Adam Sandler

Hey, it's great to have us all out on a road trip again this is gonna be fun" [all agree] [M2:] "Whoa,do you smell that skunk" [All:] "Yeah [M2:] "You know, even though it stinks it kinda reminds me

She Comes Home To Me Adam Sandler

stuff three cocks in her cheek But she comes home to me She'll do the groom and the best man She'll slap your ass in the back of a van But she comes home to me She could fuck nine guys in a row But still

The Amazing Willy Wanker Adam Sandler

When I was just a little wee lad I hopped on the lap of my dear old dad Something jumped and poked me good 'That' he said 'just me morning wood' A little tin soldier's marchin by Sergeant major unzips

Best Friend Adam Sandler

When I'm at the bus stop and you drive by in your mom's car You tell me the bus already left Cause you're my best friend!

voodoo Adam Sandler

You choose to ignore I Even though me hungover That's not being nice So tonight, your head will be covered in lice Voodoo spell on you Voodoo Voodoo You shouldn't have given that dirty stare Voodoo

corduroy blues Adam Sandler

Frito-Lay Made a fat mother fucker outta me What made a millionaire out of Mr.

bad boyfriend Adam Sandler

I was just kidding, I wanna hang out with you Why don't you ever take me to a play? Or a museum?

Creepin' On The Mayor Adam Sandler

They didn't see me, did they? Fuck it, they headin this way! Damn! Gotta be somewhere to hide around here! No bushes, no trees, what the fuck!? I'll just hide my ass in this garbage can!

The Excited Southerner Gets Pulled Over Adam Sandler

[Adam Sandler:] And now the excited Southerner gets pulled over by a cop. [Cop:] Do you realize how fast you were going sir?

Sid & Alex Adam Sandler

Amy made lasagna, we had cake, the kids gave me a tie and some socks, terrific. That's awesome, man. Hey, I got a gift comin your way too. I Fedex'ed it so you should probly get it tomorrow.

lunchlady land Adam Sandler

slop, sloppy joe sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe Well I dreamt one morning That I woke up to see All the pepperoni pizza Was a-looking at me

The Beating of a High School Science Teacher Adam Sandler

"Excuse me!" "Hello! The office is closed. So, if you wouldn't mind,.. Sir, what are you doing?" "Hey! Get off of me!" [Beating sounds] "You're breaking the beakers!"

Crazy Love Adam Sandler

Adam:] You don't mind that I think everybody's a robot and all my conversations are being recorded [Lisa:] And you don't mind that all of my pants are way too short on me and I also stabbed someone with

Right Field Adam Sandler

[Whispering to himself] "Please God, don't help him hit it to me. Anywhere but to right field. Please God, I beg you." [Shouting] "Come on now! No batter! No batter! Big whiffer! Big whiffer!"

Buddy Adam Sandler

"Eheh Buddy, don't even tell me about it Buddy!" "Buddy I know." "Buddy, M&M's?" "Chocolate me, Buddy!... Tasty Buddy!" "Buddy definitely" "Hey get in on this drink Buddy!"

The Boss And The Secretary Adam Sandler

Let me fuck those pinkies... Okay... Yeah... Okay... Keep pressure on the sides of it, baby, keep it sprung! Yeah!

Cool Guy 5 Adam Sandler

You want to use me as a blanket? [GIRL #5:] I'm just doing my thing. [SEAN:] Well, does doing your thing mean your tricky?

The Psychotic Legend Of Uncle Donnie Adam Sandler

It didn't cost me jack shit. What do you mean? I stole it out of a winter storage parking lot. No fucking way! You shitten me? Yeah, paintjob, change of the license and bingo here we are sunny times.

my little chicken Adam Sandler

When I'm feeling down And feeling sad You come around And make me glad I got you Oh, my little chicken I love your feet I love your breasts I love the way you eat gravel To help you digest

Mr. Spindel`s Phone Call Adam Sandler

; [Dial tone] Mr Spindel: ";Answer me!"; [Dial tone] Mr Spindel: ";Who is this!?"; [Dial tone] Mr Spindel: ";Hullo!"; [Dial tone] Mr Spindel: ";For God's sake! Who are you!?"

7 Foot Man (Live) Adam Sandler

the time, I'm 7 feet tall, And I repeat, They dont make a ski boot that can fit my feet, I'm 7 feet tall, And I dont play basketball, I'm 7 feet tall, But I'm still just a man, So of course it hurts me

Mr. Spindel's Phone Call Adam Sandler

; [Dial tone] Mr Spindel: ";Answer me!"; [Dial tone] Mr Spindel: ";Who is this!?"; [Dial tone] Mr Spindel: ";Hullo!"; [Dial tone] Mr Spindel: ";For God's sake! Who are you!?"

The Peeper Adam Sandler

He can smell me. Should've showered. Barking. Please leave. Oh no here she comes. Staying motionless. Fuckin dog's losing it. Spot, you be quiet and go home like a good boy. Doesnt see me.

The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman Adam Sandler

Girl: "You wanted to ask me something?" Excited Southerner: "Yes, I did.

red hooded sweatsuit Adam Sandler

Oh what is it about you that makes me so jolly?, Is it your fifty cotton or your fifty poly? I don't knoooooooww ohh ohh hoo hoo hoo.

Red Hooded Sweatshirt Adam Sandler

Oh what is it about you that makes me so jolly?, Is it your fifty cotton or your fifty poly? I don't knoooooooww ohh ohh hoo hoo hoo.

Assistant Principal's Big Day Adam Sandler

Leaving me, assistant principal Dunbar, as the school's lone administrator for the next few days."

Inner Voice Adam Sandler

And all the girls I know got the big big breasteses I got a ten story mansion on the beach With a swimmin' pool filled up with the drool of Robin Leach Richer than a Twinkie, I got so much cash That to me

mr. bake Adam Sandler

I'm sitting in my chair watching the TV It's not even on but there's plenty for me to see I just lit some crazy ass shit that my friend overnight mailed to me I'm fucking wasted It's the best

The Hypnotist Adam Sandler

Stewart: All right, and you were referred to me by anyone...?

The Mule Session Adam Sandler

My girlfriend left me for a seven foot Indian My grandma hung herself on a tree in the Caribbean My sister's on the dope and my brother always picks his nose And Daddy's only happy when he's wearing Mama's

Mr. Bake-O Adam Sandler

I'm sit'n in my chair Watching my TV It's not even on But theres plenty for me to see I just lit, some crazy ass shit That my friend overnight mailed to me I'm fuckin wasted It's the best shit i ever tasted

sweat beatrice Adam Sandler

She's my sweet Beatrice She's my sweet Beatrice She's my sweet Beatrice And she's coming home Well, for sure she opened the door Whipped out a 3-ft fishing lure Sexually, that made me insecure