Mr. Spindel`s Phone Call Adam Sandler

[Phone Rings] [Mr. Spindel picks it up] Mr Spindel: ";Hullo!"; Student: [Whispering] ";Hey Mr. Spindel. How's algebra class going?"; [Chuckling] Mr Spindel: ";Whut!?"

Mr. Spindel's Phone Call Adam Sandler

[Phone Rings] [Mr. Spindel picks it up] Mr Spindel: ";Hullo!"; Student: [Whispering] ";Hey Mr. Spindel. How's algebra class going?"; [Chuckling] Mr Spindel: ";Whut!?"

Calling Home Adam Sandler

Just give me a few minutes, I gotta call my family, tell em I'm all situated here... Good deal... I'll be in the bathroom whackin it (phone dials and rings) ...that's because Mrs.

mr. bake Adam Sandler

I'm sitting in my chair watching the TV It's not even on but there's plenty for me to see I just lit some crazy ass shit that my friend overnight mailed to me I'm fucking wasted It's the best shi...

Cool Guy 4 Adam Sandler

[Sean on the phone with a call-girl.] [SEAN:] What's your name, baby? [GIRL #4:] Desiree. [SEAN:] Ohh, what a nice name for a nice girl, such as your self. [GIRL #4:] What's your name?

Mr. Bake-O Adam Sandler

I'm sit'n in my chairWatching my TVIt's not even onBut theres plenty for me to seeI just lit, some crazy ass shitThat my friend overnight mailed to meI'm fuckin wastedIt's the best shit i ever tast...

The Adventures Of The Cow Adam Sandler

Moo [Bouncer:] Hey cow, you got no shoes on you gotta leave [Cow:] Moo [M2:] Hey watch it cow "And now a cow playing tennis against farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle when the farmer makes an obvious bad call

Teenage Love on the Phone Adam Sandler

[She hangs up phone] [Phone rings] Richie: "Hello?" Samantha: "Sorry, I thought he was coming." Richie: "That's ok. So, about the dance.

Do It For Your Mama Adam Sandler

Hi Mr. Chasen!" Mr. Chasen: "Oh, hi Emily. How are you?" Momma: "Oh, the boys threw the frisbee over the fence again. And there it is under the bush." Mr. Chasen: "I'll get it for you."

Pibb Goes Surfing Adam Sandler

You were cruisin along there, Mr. Pibb It wasn't too painful a paddle out here to the big waves as you like to call em, Sonny!

Best Friend Adam Sandler

Dont call you Pit Stains or Marphy (Best friends!) Way back when you waved hello! (Best friends!) Don't hold their nose and point at you (Best friends!)

corduroy blues Adam Sandler

big-boned sister irate But now I'm a man And all that frolicking has caused my ego to hurt 'Cause even when I'm in the shower alone I'm to embarrased to remove my shirt What made a millionaire out of Mr

zitty van zittles Adam Sandler

A pimple ay-hee A pop-a-doodly-doo Squirt heedly-hoo Well I'm sitting alone by the phone And no one seems to call I try to scrape my zit off on the kitchen wall Well that don't work, so I look

Zittly Van Zittles Adam Sandler

a pimple-ay-hee a pop-a-doodle-e-doo squirt-heedle-e-hoo well i'm sittin' alone by the phone and no one seems to call i try to scrape my zit off on the kitchen wall well that don't work so i look around

Dee Wee (My Friend The Massive Idiot) Adam Sandler

Cause I could've gone with Charlie In the side of his Harley Mama's on the phone with a stylist (Fuck Charlie!) So I guess I ain't going out tonight ？？？？

voodoo Adam Sandler

Hey there Mr. Leaf Blower Man Keep it down for goodness sake It's way too early in the morning Can't you please use your wooden rake?

Dancin` And Pantsin` Adam Sandler

Piss in the sink Bounce your beef with Omar Sharif What a relief Ring the disco bell with ice cream wizard Tommy Carvel Tommy Carvel gonna make your dink swell Then spew all over the room With Mr

Dancin' And Pantsin' Adam Sandler

Klink Piss in the sink Bounce your beef with Omar Sharif What a relief Ring the disco bell with ice cream wizard Tommy Carvel Tommy Carvel gonna make your dink swell Then spew all over the room With Mr

Pibb Tries The Skateboarding Adam Sandler

Alright, Mr. Pibb, those kneepads on tight enough? Snug as a bug in a rug playin Dig Dug, my friend! Uh huh... I'm all set to give this skitchboard a whirl!

The Excited Southerner Meets Mel Gibson Adam Sandler

[Adam Sandler:] And now the excited Southerner gets to meet his favorite film actor, Mel Gibson. [Man:] Mr. Gibson?

Gay Robot Adam Sandler

Hahahaha [phone rings] Hello?... Yeah, yeah, cool, we're all just hangin out... Alright Bye-bye... Who was that, some chicks? Nah, it was my neighbor, his robot's comin over What?

the beating of a high school bus driver Adam Sandler

Call for help!" [Beating sounds] "Holy geez, no!" [Beating sounds] "That's me! Oh yes, oh!" [Beating sounds] [Final crack, horn sounding]

The Chanukah Song Adam Sandler

Paul Newman's half Jewish, Glodie Hawn's half too Put them together, what a fine lookin' Jew You don't need "Deck the Halls" or "Jingle Bell Rock" 'Cause you can spin a dreidel with Captain Kirk and Mr

the chanukah song part ii Adam Sandler

Guess who got bar-mitzvahed On the PGA tour No I'm not talking about Tiger Woods I'm talkin' about Mr. Happy Gilmore.

The Chanukah Song Part II (Live) Adam Sandler

Guess who got bar-mitzvahed On the PGA tour No I'm not talking about Tiger Woods I'm talkin' about Mr. Happy Gilmore.

the chanuka song Adam Sandler

Newman's half Jewish, Goldie Hawn's half too Put them together, what a fine lookin' Jew You don't need "Deck The Halls" or "Jingle Bell Rock" 'Cause you can spin a dreidel with Captain Kirk and Mr

The Excited Southerner At A Job Interview Adam Sandler

[Adam Sandler:] And now the excited Southerner has a job interview. [Man:] So why don't you tell me why you would be an asset to this company.

Cool Guy 1 Adam Sandler

Cause I'll call you. Damn!!! Walking out all naked and shit. [THE END]

at a medium place Adam Sandler

out At a medium pace Talk about your old boyfriend's dick And how big it was Now shave off my pubes And punch me in the face Whoa darlin' Make me push my dick and balls Back between my legs Call

At a Medium Pace Adam Sandler

Call me an ugly woman and Take my picture to show all the people you work with. Now pull up my scrotum and Take that shampoo bottle out of my ass.

Cool Guy 2 Adam Sandler

I'm-a call you. [GIRL #2:] Don't. [She's gone] [SEAN:] A'ight, A'ight. I'm go in for a swim anyways, you know that baby. [to self:] Going to get this swing-ding wet somehow.

Cool Guy 5 Adam Sandler

[GIRL #5:] Honey you can call your thing what ever you want to as long as you got 50 bucks.

Pickin' Daisies Adam Sandler

fakin' it, but she understands what'll happen if i go the last four days the tough guys have been on a roll (they show him no mercy) plenty of name calling and pushing my head in the toilet bowl (they call

She Comes Home To Me Adam Sandler

doesn't wear a glove Since her heart belongs to me She has a throat that just won't quit She can take all of it And still have room for your balls but she shops in the malls for me She'll say twelve then call

The Boss And The Secretary Adam Sandler

It's good to be Mr. Peter Bodd... Damn good...

The Mayor Of Pussytown Adam Sandler

while thugs are at the party bustin all ya'lls asses I'm hidin in the corner wonderin where the fuck's my glasses Can't afford no rims my my fuckin dick's so small no bitch can suck it I don't pop 9's

The Goat Adam Sandler

like you I'm just not drunk," he said To prove his point, he drank a bottle of grain alcohol And beat the fucking shit out of my tailbone And I'll probably never walk straight again I guess you'd call

the goat song Adam Sandler

like you I'm just not drunk," he said To prove his point, he drank a bottle of grain alcohol And beat the fucking shit out of my tailbone And I'll probably never walk straight again I guess you'd call

The Goat Song (Album Version) Adam Sandler

alcohol And beat the fucking shit out of my head That night I suffered a concussion deep inside my goat brain I still cannot feel my tailbone And I'll probably never walk straight again I guess you'd call

Sex Or Weight Lifting Adam Sandler

[Adam Sandler:] Oh terrific. My name's Barry Lakin. [Man:] Uh huh [Adam Sandler:] And let me tell you what I did man.

Joining The Cult Adam Sandler

Sounds of Basketball being shot around] Sandler: "Hey man, I'm joining a religious cult." Allen: "Now, that's ridiculous." Sandler: "Well, I'm joining it, so you gotta sign up too."

Somebody kill me Adam Sandler

you don't know how much I need you while your near me I don't feel blue And when we kiss I know you feel it to. But it all was bullshit, it was a goddamn joke, and when i think of you and that guy...

steve polychronopolous Adam Sandler

- "Polychronopolous" I'm a big fuckin' dick I'm a pain in your ass I drink all your beer I'll eat the last slice I'll give you charley horses I'll pull your shorts down at the beach I always need...

Grow Old With You (한글번역판) Adam Sandler

I wanna make you smile Whenever you're sad 그대가 슬플때 내가 그댈 웃게하고 싶어요 Carry you around When your arthritis is bad 그대가 관절염으로 고생할때 그댈 업고 다니고도 싶어요 All I wanna do is Grow old with you 내가 원하는 단 한가지는 그대와 함께...

moyda Adam Sandler

Schnine He's a pretty good guy He's nice to his neighbors You can count on him to buy your school candy bars He's a real nic guy He's always got the jumper cables He'll take your mail in when you'...

the thanksgiving song Adam Sandler

[Starts playing] Love to eat turkey Love to eat turkey Shout from Crowd: "I love you Adam!" Adam Sandler: "Ohhh, I love you!"

dip doodle Adam Sandler

Jabawokee ding dong slip slap slee Dipstick paddywhack pee pee googalee gee Polly wolly sling slang skooey dibbely doo Wing wong ping pong king kong Cheech 'n Chong hop hip kagagoogoo Hickory dic...

lunchlady land Adam Sandler

"This is a song..." "This is uhh, This is a new song..." "It's through the eyes of one of the greatest people alive, I feel..." "The Lunchlady" [Laughing] Woke up in the morning Put on my new pla...

fatty mcgee Adam Sandler

[Talking quietly] M1: "Ms. Murphy is such a pain, man." M2: "We just had a test a week ago. Now we gotta take another one tommorrow. This sucks!" M1: "And it counts for 80 percent of our grade." M...

the lonesome kicker Adam Sandler

Me, I'm the Lonesome Kicker Extra points, field goals at your service One might think it comes with glory You might think different after you listen to my story My helmet is equipped with a tiny ...