Cool Guy 4 Adam Sandler

[GIRL #4:] Desiree. [SEAN:] Ohh, what a nice name for a nice girl, such as your self. [GIRL #4:] What's your name?

Cool Guy 1 Adam Sandler

[SEAN:] Ooh baby, you looking good.[GIRL:] Thanks sean.[SEAN:] you got it going on strong, baby. Skin so soft and hair so right.[GIRL:] I think you're nice too, sean.[SEAN:] Let me take off this sh...

Cool Guy 2 Adam Sandler

[The Sounds of waves crashing][SEAN:] This is quite the chill night. kicking back on the beach with a fine girl such as yourself.[GIRL #2:] Yeah, the waves are so calming.[SEAN:] So, is your body l...

Cool Guy 5 Adam Sandler

[Sean pulling up in his car to a hooker][GIRL #5:] Hey, honey.[SEAN:] S'up baby? Looking all smooth, standing on the corner at 3 in the morning and shit. You cold, baby? You want to use me as a bla...

food innuendo guy Adam Sandler

I'm your food innuendo guy, your food innuendo guy Baby, baby, baby, you got honeydew melons Baby, baby, baby, can't you see my brocolli swelin Oh baby, baby, baby, I wanna taste your watercress

The Cheerleader Adam Sandler

And we're gonna win 'cause we're the -" Guy in crowd: "Sit down!" Cheerleader: "You guys are assholes!" [Whining] "You think this is easy being a cheerleader!?

moyda Adam Sandler

Schnine He's a pretty good guy He's nice to his neighbors You can count on him to buy your school candy bars He's a real nic guy He's always got the jumper cables He'll take your mail in when you're

bad boyfriend Adam Sandler

By the way, would it be cool to go golfing tommorrow? Fuck you! I was just kidding, I wanna hang out with you Why don't you ever take me to a play? Or a museum?

Do It For Your Mama Adam Sandler

Guy said I'm getting fat." Momma: "What? You look beautiful honey. He's crazy."

Gay Robot Adam Sandler

Yeah, yeah, cool, we're all just hangin out... Alright Bye-bye... Who was that, some chicks? Nah, it was my neighbor, his robot's comin over What?

Joining The Cult Adam Sandler

Sounds of Basketball being shot around] Sandler: "Hey man, I'm joining a religious cult." Allen: "Now, that's ridiculous." Sandler: "Well, I'm joining it, so you gotta sign up too."

Somebody kill me Adam Sandler

But it all was bullshit, it was a goddamn joke, and when i think of you and that guy I hope you fucking choke I hope your glad with what you've done to me I lay in bed every night feeling melancholy

Somebody kill me Adam Sandler

But it all was bullshit, it was a goddamn joke, and when i think of you and that guy I hope you fucking choke I hope your glad with what you've done to me I lay in bed every night feeling melancholy

Buddy Adam Sandler

"It's cool Dude" [Two more guys enter] "Hey Homey's" "What's up Homeys?" "Hey Buddy" "What's up Dude?"

The Excited Southerner Gets Pulled Over Adam Sandler

[Adam Sandler:] And now the excited Southerner gets pulled over by a cop. [Cop:] Do you realize how fast you were going sir?

Teenage Love on the Phone Adam Sandler

Is it a guy!?" Samantha: "Richie!" Richie: "I knew it! I'll kill him! Put him on the phone!" Samantha: "oh.. it's just.. hold on." [Hands phone to guy] Richie: "Hey man!

Memory Lane Adam Sandler

[M2:] "Hey, it reminds me of that rich girl I went out with and when her dad went out of town we fooled around in his jucuzzi" [all agree] [M3:] "It also reminds me of the time I saw a 60 year old guy

Welcome My Son Adam Sandler

But time keeps on going And you keep on growin' You're now six years old You're getting so good at your spellin' But my mind is always dwellin' On the fact that you could be the kind of guy Who grows up

at a medium place Adam Sandler

between my legs Call me an ugly woman And take my picture to show All the people you work with Now pull up my scrotum And take the shampoo bottle Out of my ass Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy

zitty van zittles Adam Sandler

I'll give you ten dollars If you're a girl in this lonely world And you're looking for a guy I'll never cheat again, I promise That's no lie There's only one thing I ask of you Could we name our

At a Medium Pace Adam Sandler

Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy and Watch me whack off. Strap on a dildo and make me give you head. Now tell me slow down and do it at a medium pace. I feel so humiliated.

The Excited Southerner At A Job Interview Adam Sandler

[Adam Sandler:] And now the excited Southerner has a job interview. [Man:] So why don't you tell me why you would be an asset to this company.

the chanukah song part ii Adam Sandler

Simpson Still not a Jew But guess who is, The guy who does the voice for Scooby Doo Bob Dylan was born a Jew Then he wasn't but now he's back, Mary Tyler Moore's husband is Jewish 'Cause we're

mr. bake Adam Sandler

the best shit I've ever tasted My brain's been erased-ed Well fucking fried I'm sitting in the bathtub wanting something to eat I wanted a pizza the bird said Pepperoni would be sweet Delivery guy

Zittly Van Zittles Adam Sandler

i'll give you ten dollars if you're a girl in this lonely world and you're lookin' for a guy i'll never cheat again, i promise that's no lie there's only one thing i ask of you, could we name our first

The Chanukah Song Part II (Live) Adam Sandler

Simpson Still not a Jew But guess who is, The guy who does the voice for Scooby Doo Bob Dylan was born a Jew Then he wasn't but now he's back, Mary Tyler Moore's husband is Jewish 'Cause we're pretty good

I'm so Wasted Adam Sandler

Guy walks across grass] [Joe:] "Hey pal! How ya doin?" [M2:] "I'm so wasted, man." [Joe:] "Yeah, you are, oh ho ho!" [M2:] "Thanks man." [Joe:] "It's good party, huh?" [M2:] "Oh, it's great man."

Mr. Bake-O Adam Sandler

Now, where sitten in the bath tub Want'n sumpthin to eat I wanted a pizza and the bird said Uh.. pepperoni would be sweet Delivery guy showed up four hours later And handed me his shoe I said we ordered

The Mule Session Adam Sandler

After several well-publicized arrests for public urination he now drinks exclusively O'Doul And every year he puts on a presentation at the Boys Club to show kids smoking isn't cool His favorite Elvis

sweat beatrice Adam Sandler

She's my sweet Beatrice And she's coming home I got a picture of her down by the seashore Wearing a bikini made of purple velour Her hair's up like Conway Twitty's pompadour With the smile of Guy

Sweet Beatrice Adam Sandler

She's my sweet Beatrice And, she's coming home I got a picture of her down by the seashore Wearing a bikini made of purple velour Her hair's up like Conway Twitty's pompadour With the smile of Guy

Dancin` And Pantsin` Adam Sandler

with Liza Minelli Covered in jelly, you're gonna rub your belly Jiggle your droopy balls with singin' Lou Rawis Bounce off the walls, then jiggle them droopy balls Grind your hips with the blond guy

Dancin' And Pantsin' Adam Sandler

belly with Liza Minelli Covered in jelly, you're gonna rub your belly Jiggle your droopy balls with singin' Lou Rawis Bounce off the walls, then jiggle them droopy balls Grind your hips with the blond guy

Sid & Alex Adam Sandler

It's pretty cool. You'll see tomorrow. Aww, come on, give me a hint at least. Can I ride it? Can I eat it? Nope. Can I fuck it? Ahaha, no. Can it fuck me? No. Is it hairy?

the lonesome kicker Adam Sandler

But that's the life I live The Lonesome Kicker Kickoffs can be so very scary Especially, if the returner breaks on through And I'm the only guy on the playing field left to tackle him I don't want

The Lonesome Kicker (Album Version) Adam Sandler

But that's the life i live The lonesome kicker Kickoffs can be so very scary Especially, if the returner breaks on through And i'm the only guy on the playing field left to tackle him I don't want

Pickin' Daisies Adam Sandler

they're just jealous of you") pickin' daisies ("next year you'll go to private school") can't play sports or games, i'm only really good at reading (he can't catch a football) apparently that's not too cool

Hot Water Burn Baby Adam Sandler

[Ryan:] yes [Father:] See, it's nice and cool. [Ryan:] yes [Father:] Now if this was hot water that would be bad because hot water can burn the baby. [Ryan:] hot water burn baby?

Right Field Adam Sandler

Who's this guy? He's a leftie and he's pinch hitting. No! No!" [Shouting] "Why's he pointing at me!?" [Ball is hit] Russel: [Shouting] "Oh my Lord! What have I done to deserve this?!" M3: "I got it!

Inner Voice Adam Sandler

Will do So to that guy in my head I just wanna say thanks For removin' my angst, so I'm no longer shootin' blanks And now I own several banks, plus an inflatable watch And paid Justin Timberlake to let

The Goat Adam Sandler

I've got a house with a pick-up truck In a place across the sea" I said, "Sure, why not, I've got no family You seem like a nice guy" So we went off to America The home of the apple pie On the

the goat song Adam Sandler

I've got a house with a pick-up truck In a place across the sea" I said, "Sure, why not, I've got no family You seem like a nice guy" So we went off to America The home of the apple pie On the

The Goat Song (Album Version) Adam Sandler

I've got a house with a pick-up truck In a place across the sea" I said, "Sure, why not, I've got no family You seem like a nice guy" So we went off to America The home of the apple pie On the boat

Calling Home Adam Sandler

Your name is 4-7 and you are a robot made in a factory on the planet Yumnatz! Really? I know this because I too have radar! I see... We can make this easy or we can make this intensely difficult...

Sex Or Weight Lifting Adam Sandler

[Adam Sandler:] Oh terrific. My name's Barry Lakin. [Man:] Uh huh [Adam Sandler:] And let me tell you what I did man.

steve polychronopolous Adam Sandler

- "Polychronopolous" I'm a big fuckin' dick I'm a pain in your ass I drink all your beer I'll eat the last slice I'll give you charley horses I'll pull your shorts down at the beach I always need...

Grow Old With You (한글번역판) Adam Sandler

I wanna make you smile Whenever you're sad 그대가 슬플때 내가 그댈 웃게하고 싶어요 Carry you around When your arthritis is bad 그대가 관절염으로 고생할때 그댈 업고 다니고도 싶어요 All I wanna do is Grow old with you 내가 원하는 단 한가지는 그대와 함께...

voodoo Adam Sandler

Hey there Mr. Leaf Blower Man Keep it down for goodness sake It's way too early in the morning Can't you please use your wooden rake? You choose to ignore I Even though me hungover That's not bein...

the thanksgiving song Adam Sandler

[Starts playing] Love to eat turkey Love to eat turkey Shout from Crowd: "I love you Adam!" Adam Sandler: "Ohhh, I love you!"

dip doodle Adam Sandler

Jabawokee ding dong slip slap slee Dipstick paddywhack pee pee googalee gee Polly wolly sling slang skooey dibbely doo Wing wong ping pong king kong Cheech 'n Chong hop hip kagagoogoo Hickory dic...