Assistant Principal's Big Day Adam Sandler

As you may, or may not know, Principal Cambell will not be here for the rest of the week due to a throat infection.

Mr. Spindel`s Phone Call Adam Sandler

; Student: [Whispering] ";You're in for a big surprise tommorrow during 5th period!"; [Chuckling] Mr Spindel: ";Hey! Who is this!"; [Student Hangs up phone] [Dial tone] Mr Spindel: ";Hullo!"

ode to my car Adam Sandler

Here we go Piece of shit car I got a piece of shit car That fuckin' pile of shit Never gets me very far My car's a big piece of shit 'Cause the shocks are fucking shot And my seatbelt's fucking

The Buffoon and the Valedictorian Adam Sandler

Buffoon: "Cathleen Turner has big fuckin' tits!" Valedictorian: "Yes, well, she recently had a child. I think her maternal biology may play a role in that.

The Excited Southerner Meets Mel Gibson Adam Sandler

[Adam Sandler:] And now the excited Southerner gets to meet his favorite film actor, Mel Gibson. [Man:] Mr. Gibson?

Right Field Adam Sandler

Big whiffer! Big whiffer!" [Whispering] "Oh please, don't let him hit it to me. My God, not to me." [Shouting] "Steam it baby! Steam it!" [Whispering] "Oh God no, Oh God no, Oh God no, Oh God no."

at a medium place Adam Sandler

around me baby Can't you see I need you so Hold me close against your skin I'm about to begin Lovin' you Spit on your hand and stroke my cock At a medium pace Play with my balls and tell me How big

At a Medium Pace Adam Sandler

Play with my balls and tell me how big they are. Honey rub your beaver up and down my face. Now sit on the corner of the bed and watch me whack off. You see that shampoo bottle?

Inner Voice Adam Sandler

I'm happily married with a house and three mistresses Even with the beard I'm not as hairy as my sister is Got a new Hummer, two Ferraris, and some Lexuses And all the girls I know got the big big breasteses

The Buffoon and the Dean of Admissions Adam Sandler

I had to shit all fucking day!" Dean: "Uh huh, Well we all get the occasional stomach bug, never a pleasurable experience. So have you given any thought to your choice of major?"

moyda Adam Sandler

library He'll help you find a book on whales He's a thoughtfull man Rememers your birthday Says God bless you when you sneeze But there's a problem It's not your average problem But it's a pretty big

red hooded sweatsuit Adam Sandler

She got an extra large so I wouldn't grow out, "That's too big for you!" the other kids would shout. But we stuck together, we didn't quit, and now the children say, "What a perfect fit."

Red Hooded Sweatshirt Adam Sandler

She got an extra large so I wouldn't grow out, "That's too big for you!" the other kids would shout. But we stuck together, we didn't quit, and now the children say, "What a perfect fit."

Do It For Your Mama Adam Sandler

[Big splash] Jimmy: "Man, that one was huge." J.N.: "You go." [While running towards pool] Jimmy: "Ahhhh, jacknife!" [Jumps in and small splash] Tracy: "That was a dud, Jimmy."

What The Hell Happened To Me? Adam Sandler

I used to ride a big wheel. And sell lemonade. Eat popcorn with Grandpa while we watched a parade. But now I'm only happy when I'm drinkin' J.D. What the hell happened to me?

Dancin` And Pantsin` Adam Sandler

Belvedere Fatty Fatty Finger in his own rear Bernard King Basketball, basketball Showing off his ding-a-ling Swimming Mark Spitz Moustache, moustache Playing with his hairy tits Big Earl Weaver

Dancin' And Pantsin' Adam Sandler

Belvedere Fatty Fatty Finger in his own rear Bernard King Basketball, basketball Showing off his ding-a-ling Swimming Mark Spitz Moustache, moustache Playing with his hairy tits Big Earl Weaver, Tommy

The Cheerleader Adam Sandler

The girls volleyball team's got a big game tonight! And we're gonna win 'cause we're the -" Guy in crowd: "Sit down!" Cheerleader: "You guys are assholes!"

steve polychronopolous Adam Sandler

- "Polychronopolous" I'm a big fuckin' dick I'm a pain in your ass I drink all your beer I'll eat the last slice I'll give you charley horses I'll pull your shorts down at the beach I always

Mr. Spindel's Phone Call Adam Sandler

; Student: [Whispering] ";You're in for a big surprise tommorrow during 5th period!"; [Chuckling] Mr Spindel: ";Hey! Who is this!"; [Student Hangs up phone] [Dial tone] Mr Spindel: ";Hullo!"

zitty van zittles Adam Sandler

pop-a-doodly-doo Squirt heedly-hoo Well I'm sitting alone by the phone And no one seems to call I try to scrape my zit off on the kitchen wall Well that don't work, so I look around And find a big

the beating of a high school janitor Adam Sandler

[Mopping sounds] Mop, mop, mop All day long Mop, mop, mop While I sing this song [Sound of someone walking towards him] Gonna wax the floor Gonna make it shine Gonna take of the spray paint

Zittly Van Zittles Adam Sandler

pimple-ay-hee a pop-a-doodle-e-doo squirt-heedle-e-hoo well i'm sittin' alone by the phone and no one seems to call i try to scrape my zit off on the kitchen wall well that don't work so i look around and find a big

the thanksgiving song Adam Sandler

[Starts playing] Love to eat turkey Love to eat turkey Shout from Crowd: "I love you Adam!" Adam Sandler: "Ohhh, I love you!"

Dee Wee (My Friend The Massive Idiot) Adam Sandler

Here in Brockton, Mass., I got my thumb in my ass Mama's combing up a big beehive (Celtics) Where the fuck is he? Where the fuck is he?

Cool Guy 4 Adam Sandler

[SEAN:] Yeah baby, I'm strong as a bear, I want to wrap my big arm around you... [GIRL #4:] Oh my. [SEAN:] You want to be spinning around for some more lovin' I got for you?

The Psychotic Legend Of Uncle Donnie Adam Sandler

I didn't eat all day, I'm extra fucking buzzed.

Pibb Goes Surfing Adam Sandler

Pibb It wasn't too painful a paddle out here to the big waves as you like to call em, Sonny! Didn't look it Actually, it was a nice wake-me-up for my laticerace muscles Water's pretty nice, huh?

The Amazing Willy Wanker Adam Sandler

Gramps was a hero in the first World War But he ain't got no dick no more Comes home smokin from the corner pub Makes poor old Gramsy kiss his nub The world spins around like a big bass drum Nanny pops

Forgetful Lucy Adam Sandler

La-woo-kee-low is the place Where I first saw your face We liked each other right away But you didn’t remember me the very next day Forgetful Lucy Has got a nice caboose-ie I used to trick you

The Excited Southerner Orders A Meal Adam Sandler

the may-mayonaise, make my own sauce, if that's, could bring out a separate plate for that with the chicken, your chicken fried steak...the blue plate special, does that come with the soup of the day

The Mayor Of Pussytown Adam Sandler

while thugs are at the party bustin all ya'lls asses I'm hidin in the corner wonderin where the fuck's my glasses Can't afford no rims my my fuckin dick's so small no bitch can suck it I don't pop 9's

Cool Guy 5 Adam Sandler

[GIRL #5:] Well, how much you got, big man? [SEAN:] Well, I'm willing to drop 50 dollars on your ass, but there's a condition going on. [GIRL #5:] What's that?

Sid & Alex Adam Sandler

Does it get big if you touch it? No... Does it get hard if you touch it? Nooo... If my Amy catches me blowing it, will she be mad? Look, you can't blow it, man, we already talked about that...

corduroy blues Adam Sandler

eat Shake after shake after shake after shake Followed by all kinds of red meat Metabolism runnin' around so fast My body never gained to weight That pissed off all my Momma's friends And made my big-boned

Creepin' On The Mayor Adam Sandler

[gunshots] No you won't, cause I'm gonna stay in my basement all day... I sure fooled them stupid fucks, hehehe... [Woman] I'll be right there honey! Just let me throw these dirty diapers out!

sweat beatrice Adam Sandler

of purple velour Her hair's up like Conway Twitty's pompadour With the smile of Guy LeFleur She got the ups and downs like an elevator But deep inside she's a marshmellow smore Can bake a cake as big

Sweet Beatrice Adam Sandler

purple velour Her hair's up like Conway Twitty's pompadour With the smile of Guy LeFleur She got the ups and the downs like an elevator But deep inside she's a marshmallow s'more Can bake a cake as big

7 Foot Man (Live) Adam Sandler

We just wrote this song on the bus the other day so just sit back and relax I'm the 7 foot man, I've commited no crime, Bumping my head into doorways, It happens all the time, I'm 7 feet tall, And I repeat

Welcome My Son Adam Sandler

Welcome my son to your very first day So proud to be the one who brought you this way I love you with all my heart And my love is here to stay But I can't help worrying will you eventually smoke weed?

Hot Water Burn Baby Adam Sandler

[Father:] Well Ryan, tomorrow's a big day. Your mom's coming home from the hospital with your new baby sister. [Ryan:] baby sister [Father:] That's right, baby sister.

fatty mcgee Adam Sandler

Fatty: [Annoying whining voice] "Hey fellas, studying for the big test?" M1: "Uh, yes Fatty, we were." Fatty: [Still trying to catch breath] "Great! I'll join ya."

Memory Lane Adam Sandler

jucuzzi" [all agree] [M3:] "It also reminds me of the time I saw a 60 year old guy slide down one of those things and he was going so fast his bathing suit fell off, and I just stood there at his big

The Peeper Adam Sandler

Tough day. Relaxing. Hops off bed going towards bathroom. Shutting the door. Alone again. Waiting. Looking around. Bored. Pull out nipple clips. Painful! Oww. But deserved it. Bathroom door opens.

The Adventures Of The Cow Adam Sandler

Cow:] Moo,moo [Car screeches, and turns back around] [Cow:] Mrr "And now a cow winning first prise in the bellyflop contest at spring break and then realises he can't swim" [Cow walking towards pool, big

The Chanukah Song Adam Sandler

Put on your yarmulke Here comes Chanukah So much funukah To celebrate Chanukah Chanukah is the festival of lights Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights When you feel like the only

the chanukah song part ii Adam Sandler

Put on your yarmulke Its time for Chanukah So much funnaka To celebrate Chanukah Chanukah is the festival of lights Instead of one day of presents We get eight crazy nights When you feel like

The Chanukah Song Part II (Live) Adam Sandler

Put on your yarmulke Its time for Chanukah So much funnaka To celebrate Chanukah Chanukah is the festival of lights Instead of one day of presents We get eight crazy nights When you feel like the only

the chanuka song Adam Sandler

Put on your yarmulke Here comes Chanukah So much funukah To celebrate Chanukah Chanukah is the festival of lights Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights When you feel like the

Whitey Adam Sandler

Whitey: Oh they day cant begin Till the gard lets me in Then I walk for some exersise In less then a snap I complete my daily lap Then it's time to SOCILIZE I see Raidy and Ruth at the Information Booth