You give me dirty looks
as if I’m always wrong
I don’t want to be in your storyline
You say you feel so bad
as if I’m always strong
as if I’m always strong
And when I fantasise about
the million times I’ve held my tongue
I save up all my best comebacks
and then relax like a ticking bomb
Because you think you’re the only one
who gets sad when you drink your wine
I’m in the same position as you
I just write better storylines
And when I’m fantasising about
how the showdown with you will end
I shut you up I shut you down
and I don’t care if it’s just pretend
You got one A4 side
on how you feel inside
but I don’t give out marks for a bleeding heart
You’ll never see me cry
got that shit barred for life
I just stopped giving it airtime
And when I fantasise about
the million ways you’ve just been wrong
I save up all my best comebacks
and then relax like a ticking bomb
Because you think you’re the only one
who gets sad when you drink your wine
I’m in the same position as you
I just write better storylines
And when I’m fantasising about
how the showdown with you will end
I shut you up I shut you down
and I don’t care if it’s just pretend